Do you fancy any of your neighbours?
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2 doors down there is a woman in her early 30s, lives with her OH. She has the nicest rack I think I have ever seen. She has a tendancy to sit in her garden in a bikini top and shorts, and the sight makes me want to bang it like a s
thouse door in a gale!!!!
A couple of doors the other way lives a blonde on her late 20's nice face and figure...only problem is the 3 kids which would mean she must have a clunge like the proverbial wizard's sleeve.....
thouse door in a gale!!!!A couple of doors the other way lives a blonde on her late 20's nice face and figure...only problem is the 3 kids which would mean she must have a clunge like the proverbial wizard's sleeve.....
Our next door neighbour has a habit of doing the gardening in low cut tops, and although she hasnt got the best figure in the world, her jubblies are fantastic and i so would be nuts deep in her given the chance. Having said that, i think mrs slopes might possibly find out, after all next door is only about 20 feet away
TVR1 said:
Cas_P said:
I have changed my profile picture
Not that I was looking or anything ...really....but it was quite nice...and you're just up the road from me....not in a stalkerbookrapeysortofway....obviously. 
- Of course in person Cas is much hotter!
V8mate said:
Asterix said:
Most of my neighbours look like this -
Don't you find that, contrary to the supposed intended consequences sought by the blokes who make them dress up like that - that they are covered so that blokes don't look at them - that in fact you look at them all the more because you're wondering whether they've got anything on underneath? The dirty minxes!993Targa said:
Uncle Fester said:
Don’t do it.
At 17 I had a relationship for about six months with the younger sister of my next door neighbour; she was 36 and married.
I had known both her son and daughter as a child. She did wonders for my education but a few years later I met her daughter again and she introduced me to her best friend.
I ended up marrying the best friend. Decades later my wife still throws the relationship in my face if we argue.
The moral is don’t go there. Life has a weird way of turning around and biting you; it complicates your life beyond belief.
Not sure whether to congratulate or commesirate with you. At 17 I had a relationship for about six months with the younger sister of my next door neighbour; she was 36 and married.
I had known both her son and daughter as a child. She did wonders for my education but a few years later I met her daughter again and she introduced me to her best friend.
I ended up marrying the best friend. Decades later my wife still throws the relationship in my face if we argue.
The moral is don’t go there. Life has a weird way of turning around and biting you; it complicates your life beyond belief.
The good side was that the Cougar got off on playing teacher. She turned a typical 17 year old performance, (not very good, embarrassed, unconfident, all energy, haste and no skill) into someone who knew exactly how to produce the desired result. I have always been grateful for the lessons.
Unfortunately the price was high.
I had a girlfriend my own age. Neither of us knew what we were doing properly and were learning as we went along. I dropped the new knowledge into the situation. She squirted, drenching her parent’s settee and ruined it. She was sharing secrets with her older sister and asked her to help cover up the damage. The sister realised that I hadn’t just made the new stuff up and someone had showed me. I broke her heart and rightly got dumped for infidelity. Her parents weren’t very understanding about their daughter (or the settee) and her brother came looking for me. He got hurt and that just made the situation worse with the Police getting involved.
That meant my parents getting involved and I got trouble from them too.
The Cougar’s marriage was practically over anyway and they were staying together until the kids were grown up. I think he was still involved emotionally, but she wasn’t. The husband realised something was going on, but not who with and got jealous, which probably saved me from a beating. He knocked her around for it and they ended up divorced. It wasn’t entirely down to me, I don’t think I was her first pupil and maybe not the last, but I certainly didn’t help the marriage.
Naturally the Cougar and her daughter continued to visit the house next door because her sister lived there. One day the daughter bought her best friend (now my wife) and that’s how we met. At that time the daughter still didn’t know about her mother and I. When she found out it soured the friendship between her and my wife. My wife lost her best friend as a result of something I had done. I naturally got the blame.
This alone gives her the ammunition whenever we argue.
I was lucky to get away with it. Had it come out earlier then I might never have been introduced to my wife. My wife says she knew I ‘was the one’ on the day we met. Had she not been very much in love when the secret came out then I could have lost her. By extension I wouldn’t have had our children.
Finally, all this happened many years ago. Since the Cougar continued to visit her sister and her sister continued to live next door to my parents, I saw her occasionally. But with the passing years I saw a woman that I once had feelings for age and eventually die.
It’s quite sobering to see a former lover die. It brings home the fact that unless you die first, you will lose your soulmate. We have reached an age that some of our friends have passed on and we are an age that it could have been us.
In hindsight too many people got hurt and too much was risked for any benefit derived. Had both of us been unattached and the connection that occasionally bought us back together not existed then it would have been harmless and great.
It’s all too easy to start a situation that gets out of control when other people are involved and everyone gets hurt. You end up sorry in the long run, don’t do it.
911motorsport said:
Mazda Baiter said:
The neighbour but one down the road gets her chebs out in the sun now and again. Apparently when I water the garden at night, if I stand by the compost heap whilst I water the veggies, I can see into the back bedroom of her house which she uses as a walk in wardrobe/dressing room. Which is nice...just after she's had a shower.
I feel regular evening recce missions coming on.
I feel regular evening recce missions coming on.
sday12 said:
Mazda Baiter said:
The neighbour but one down the road gets her chebs out in the sun now and again. Apparently when I water the garden at night, if I stand by the compost heap whilst I water the veggies, I can see into the back bedroom of her house which she uses as a walk in wardrobe/dressing room. Which is nice...just after she's had a shower.
I feel regular evening recce missions coming on.
That sounds all a bit too 'rapey'I feel regular evening recce missions coming on.
993Targa said:
sonic_2k_uk said:
Famous Graham said:
What an excellent post. Very poignant.
+2I just couldn't do it, the trail of destruction would touch the lives of so many people.
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