The return of 'Fat chicken kid'.

The return of 'Fat chicken kid'.

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southendpier

5,268 posts

230 months

Wednesday 4th August 2010
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snowy slopes said:
southendpier said:
monthefish said:
southendpier said:
Do not equate disciplining children to beating them.
Do not equate a 'smack on the backside' to beating.

I was on receiving end of a smack on the backside (always from my mother as it happens) as a child. I would never class myself as having been beaten as a child.
How do you define it then? The action is to inflict pain so the kids does not do the act again. Would you "hit" your own kids?
I would define a beating as the child needing hospital treatment. Would i hit my own kids if i had any? No, but only because if i had any kids they would be a damn sight more well behaved than the average child in britain today, but if they were to step out of line, then a sharp smacking would be given to make sure they wouldnt do it again
Your wife reversed into another car in the supermarket car park. Accident, clumsy, she was silly, stupid, should have been paying attention she was mucking about laughing on teh phone to a mate. Naughty naughty. You've told her before about that, given her a warning.

You're in the car too. You get out and survey the damage, your irritated but reamin calm(ish). Punishment is needed so you decide to slap her, not hard enough to send her to hospital but just hard enough to let her know she did wrong. You explain that next time she should be more careful. She might cry a little, might have a red mark for a bit and she might get scared next time she does something wrong and wait for your reaction.

Next time she prangs the car it'll be OK to hit her twice as much or twice as hard?

That isn't ok is it?

BTW this is in no way having a go at you, I'm sure you are a great chap who of course would never hit their missus. Just throwing out an example for the discussion.

I find it amazing how many on PH shout from the roof tops THRASH THEM when anything happens involving children that they have never met!

Yet when you press them they then say "oh not beat them, just smack them you know in a calm and controlled way".

911motorsport

7,251 posts

234 months

Wednesday 4th August 2010
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My little boy (10) has a friend that is just like Augustus Gloop. When visiting us he refuses to eat a meal without tomato ketchup. In the end his gluttony got the better of me and I squirted half a family size bottle of ketchup over his dinner. The little st hoovered the lot up and even licked the plate clean, and asked for a second magnum later in the evening. The rage I felt is hard to describe.

Edited by 911motorsport on Wednesday 4th August 16:27

nonuts

15,855 posts

230 months

Wednesday 4th August 2010
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hehe @ some of these comments.

I was a right little stbag at times when I was 5-15 and I fully deserved the few times I got a smacked arse from my parents. I think I turned out alright but am clearly starting to have communist tendencies so maybe not!

Andy Zarse

10,868 posts

248 months

Wednesday 4th August 2010
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Soovy said:
snowy slopes said:
Soovy said:
southendpier said:
Soovy said:
southendpier said:
snowy slopes said:
See thats the thing with parents today, they dont discipline their offspring in general*. Mrs slopes folks know a couple who reasoned with their daughter when she was acting up, she ought to consider herself lucky, my old man used to belt me one if i was being a little git, for which i think i am a better adult, Back on topic, earlier today i had to visit the chav emporium known as asda, its the nearest place that sells consumables, and whilst there, this little st was messing around, bashing his mums trolley into people and generally being a nuisance and giving it the big one. What did his stupid mum do? From about half way along the aisle they were in, called his name and told him not to be naughty.

FFS woman, clout the little fker before he gets to big to do it to him, that way he wont keep interupting you shopping you silly bh.





  • to those parents who do discipline their kids, this is in no way aimed at you
Tricky subject; but if you grew up with the acceptance that it is OK to hit/belt/slap naughty children then your old man has not made you a better person, merely the same (in this regard).
Namby pamby buul15hit.

Kids needs a good slap a few times to teach them right from wrong.

Lily livered poofterism is the reason why the country is in a state.
hehe Do not equate disciplining children to beating them. Do you have your own kids?
Oh please.

Kids are revolting little creatures until they are taught how to behave properly. The should be seen (rarely) and not heard, neither should they have an opinion about anything. If they step out of line they need to know they've done so.

I am sick to death of spending money on restaurants/cinemas/days out/hotels/delete as applicable only to have them ruined by revolting loud mouthed kids.
and their foul mouthed parents
Example. This weekend soent a lot of money on a nice hotel. It was ruined by snot nosed little c nts.
Snap!

On monday I had an otherwise superb lunch with my girlfriend at a nice restaurant on Park Lane ruined by horrid little arabs running amock. I was most surprised as I'd always imagined Johnny A-Rab kept his wives and offspring under control by regularly flogging them, tipping boiling water on them etc, but it seems not to be the case.

Mind you, I took a smack fron the GF myself for bad behaviour. We were coming down the lift in the Hilton. The door opened and in walked a fully burquared-up woman (I assume it was a woman inside anyway) with her smarmy looking Hugo Bossed hubby. She looked like a black walking toilet tent. I made a quip out loud along the lines of not realising there was a game of hide and seek going on in the hotel. A kick on the shins hurts...

WorAl

10,877 posts

189 months

Wednesday 4th August 2010
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southendpier said:
snowy slopes said:
southendpier said:
monthefish said:
southendpier said:
Do not equate disciplining children to beating them.
Do not equate a 'smack on the backside' to beating.

I was on receiving end of a smack on the backside (always from my mother as it happens) as a child. I would never class myself as having been beaten as a child.
How do you define it then? The action is to inflict pain so the kids does not do the act again. Would you "hit" your own kids?
I would define a beating as the child needing hospital treatment. Would i hit my own kids if i had any? No, but only because if i had any kids they would be a damn sight more well behaved than the average child in britain today, but if they were to step out of line, then a sharp smacking would be given to make sure they wouldnt do it again
Your wife reversed into another car in the supermarket car park. Accident, clumsy, she was silly, stupid, should have been paying attention she was mucking about laughing on teh phone to a mate. Naughty naughty. You've told her before about that, given her a warning.

You're in the car too. You get out and survey the damage, your irritated but reamin calm(ish). Punishment is needed so you decide to slap her, not hard enough to send her to hospital but just hard enough to let her know she did wrong. You explain that next time she should be more careful. She might cry a little, might have a red mark for a bit and she might get scared next time she does something wrong and wait for your reaction.

Next time she prangs the car it'll be OK to hit her twice as much or twice as hard?

That isn't ok is it?

BTW this is in no way having a go at you, I'm sure you are a great chap who of course would never hit their missus. Just throwing out an example for the discussion.

I find it amazing how many on PH shout from the roof tops THRASH THEM when anything happens involving children that they have never met!

Yet when you press them they then say "oh not beat them, just smack them you know in a calm and controlled way".
What the fk are you on about?

Adults learn by themselves, kids don't.

Reverse the situation. If she was in the car by herself she would have learned to not reverse into the car by herself without having an adult/superior telling her off. Would a child learn how to behave if they were left to their own devices?

snowy slopes

38,855 posts

188 months

Wednesday 4th August 2010
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Cara van Man said:
snowy slopes said:
I would define a beating as the child needing hospital treatment. Would i hit my own kids if i had any? No, but only because if i had any kids they would be a damn sight more well behaved than the average child in britain today, but if they were to step out of line, then a sharp smacking would be given to make sure they wouldnt do it again
havent you just contridicted yourself?
More than likely, but if i did it was merely to illustrate a point. I will no go and hang my head in shame

eldar

21,847 posts

197 months

Wednesday 4th August 2010
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southendpier said:
Migh make him feel better, hoping to get virtual high-fives from other intollerent, kid-hating, internet f*ckwits y'see?
The parent of perfect children? In that they can spell intolerantsmile

working class

8,860 posts

188 months

Wednesday 4th August 2010
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Cara van Man said:
upon my departure I gave him a cheery wave and mouthed the words "fking bellend" at him.
roflrofl

southendpier

5,268 posts

230 months

Wednesday 4th August 2010
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eldar said:
southendpier said:
Migh make him feel better, hoping to get virtual high-fives from other intollerent, kid-hating, internet f*ckwits y'see?
The parent of perfect children? In that they can spell intolerantsmile
Extremely good spellng point.

Never said that either I was perfect or my children. hehe

Cock Womble 7

29,908 posts

231 months

Wednesday 4th August 2010
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southendpier said:
I find it amazing how many on PH shout from the roof tops THRASH THEM when anything happens involving children
To be fair, it's not just children that illicit this response.

It's women too.

And dogs.

And, for that matter, rabbits.

Andy Zarse

10,868 posts

248 months

Wednesday 4th August 2010
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Cock Womble 7 said:
southendpier said:
I find it amazing how many on PH shout from the roof tops THRASH THEM when anything happens involving children
To be fair, it's not just children that illicit this response.

It's women too.

And dogs.

And, for that matter, rabbits.
You're playing with fire there old son!

southendpier

5,268 posts

230 months

Wednesday 4th August 2010
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WorAl said:
southendpier said:
snowy slopes said:
southendpier said:
monthefish said:
southendpier said:
Do not equate disciplining children to beating them.
Do not equate a 'smack on the backside' to beating.

I was on receiving end of a smack on the backside (always from my mother as it happens) as a child. I would never class myself as having been beaten as a child.
How do you define it then? The action is to inflict pain so the kids does not do the act again. Would you "hit" your own kids?
I would define a beating as the child needing hospital treatment. Would i hit my own kids if i had any? No, but only because if i had any kids they would be a damn sight more well behaved than the average child in britain today, but if they were to step out of line, then a sharp smacking would be given to make sure they wouldnt do it again
Your wife reversed into another car in the supermarket car park. Accident, clumsy, she was silly, stupid, should have been paying attention she was mucking about laughing on teh phone to a mate. Naughty naughty. You've told her before about that, given her a warning.

You're in the car too. You get out and survey the damage, your irritated but reamin calm(ish). Punishment is needed so you decide to slap her, not hard enough to send her to hospital but just hard enough to let her know she did wrong. You explain that next time she should be more careful. She might cry a little, might have a red mark for a bit and she might get scared next time she does something wrong and wait for your reaction.

Next time she prangs the car it'll be OK to hit her twice as much or twice as hard?

That isn't ok is it?

BTW this is in no way having a go at you, I'm sure you are a great chap who of course would never hit their missus. Just throwing out an example for the discussion.

I find it amazing how many on PH shout from the roof tops THRASH THEM when anything happens involving children that they have never met!

Yet when you press them they then say "oh not beat them, just smack them you know in a calm and controlled way".
What the fk are you on about?

Adults learn by themselves, kids don't.

Reverse the situation. If she was in the car by herself she would have learned to not reverse into the car by herself without having an adult/superior telling her off. Would a child learn how to behave if they were left to their own devices?
Many children of the people ranting on here will be hit for say; scratching a car, kicking a football through a window, as much as they would for say oooh using words like fk. I was making the distinction of hitting people as a punishment. Did you not get it?

No one is saying that children should not be disciplined, learn to have respect and learn to behave.

Talking of behaviour, do you think it right that CVM (rather than do anything at the time) mouthed at the child when he left?

eldar

21,847 posts

197 months

Wednesday 4th August 2010
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southendpier said:
eldar said:
southendpier said:
Migh make him feel better, hoping to get virtual high-fives from other intollerent, kid-hating, internet f*ckwits y'see?
The parent of perfect children? In that they can spell intolerantsmile
Extremely good spellng point.

Never said that either I was perfect or my children. hehe
I can empathise with the OP, because I'm an intolerant fkwit, according to my kidssmile

southendpier

5,268 posts

230 months

Wednesday 4th August 2010
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Andy Zarse said:
Cock Womble 7 said:
southendpier said:
I find it amazing how many on PH shout from the roof tops THRASH THEM when anything happens involving children
To be fair, it's not just children that illicit this response.

It's women too.

And dogs.

And, for that matter, rabbits.
You're playing with fire there old son!
Don't mention the rabbits.

Cock Womble 7

29,908 posts

231 months

Wednesday 4th August 2010
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doogz said:
assuming "the wife" isn't a retard
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

WorAl

10,877 posts

189 months

Wednesday 4th August 2010
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southendpier said:
WorAl said:
southendpier said:
snowy slopes said:
southendpier said:
monthefish said:
southendpier said:
Do not equate disciplining children to beating them.
Do not equate a 'smack on the backside' to beating.

I was on receiving end of a smack on the backside (always from my mother as it happens) as a child. I would never class myself as having been beaten as a child.
How do you define it then? The action is to inflict pain so the kids does not do the act again. Would you "hit" your own kids?
I would define a beating as the child needing hospital treatment. Would i hit my own kids if i had any? No, but only because if i had any kids they would be a damn sight more well behaved than the average child in britain today, but if they were to step out of line, then a sharp smacking would be given to make sure they wouldnt do it again
Your wife reversed into another car in the supermarket car park. Accident, clumsy, she was silly, stupid, should have been paying attention she was mucking about laughing on teh phone to a mate. Naughty naughty. You've told her before about that, given her a warning.

You're in the car too. You get out and survey the damage, your irritated but reamin calm(ish). Punishment is needed so you decide to slap her, not hard enough to send her to hospital but just hard enough to let her know she did wrong. You explain that next time she should be more careful. She might cry a little, might have a red mark for a bit and she might get scared next time she does something wrong and wait for your reaction.

Next time she prangs the car it'll be OK to hit her twice as much or twice as hard?

That isn't ok is it?

BTW this is in no way having a go at you, I'm sure you are a great chap who of course would never hit their missus. Just throwing out an example for the discussion.

I find it amazing how many on PH shout from the roof tops THRASH THEM when anything happens involving children that they have never met!

Yet when you press them they then say "oh not beat them, just smack them you know in a calm and controlled way".
What the fk are you on about?

Adults learn by themselves, kids don't.

Reverse the situation. If she was in the car by herself she would have learned to not reverse into the car by herself without having an adult/superior telling her off. Would a child learn how to behave if they were left to their own devices?
Many children of the people ranting on here will be hit for say; scratching a car, kicking a football through a window, as much as they would for say oooh using words like fk. I was making the distinction of hitting people as a punishment. Did you not get it?

No one is saying that children should not be disciplined, learn to have respect and learn to behave.

Talking of behaviour, do you think it right that CVM (rather than do anything at the time) mouthed at the child when he left?
Yes, I did get that, but your example was st, that is about learning from mistakes.

A child scratching a car or putting a ball through a window will have done it on purpose or by mistake; if on purpose, the child should be punished accordingly.

You see where your argument is flawed, is basically what is wrong with this country, people burgle houses, they rob and steal from and even kill people. What punishment do they get? virtually none, they get stuck in prison for a few years, let out after half their term and they class it as being at a holiday camp these days.

If someone stole £500 from an old lady and they received a good flogging for it, I bet they'd think twice about doing it again, don't you?

What actually happens is they get a good stern telling off, oooooh that'll teach them, I bet they quiver in their boots while the big nasty judge man is standing there saying "Now don't do that again you naughty boy" whilst waving his finger.

And that is what everyone is talking about here, no need to kick seven shades of st out of the kid, but if he has stepped well out of line, give him a slap across the arse for it, he'll think twice about doing it again and he will get the picture instantly that what he has done was wrong.

snowy slopes

38,855 posts

188 months

Wednesday 4th August 2010
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WorAl said:
southendpier said:
WorAl said:
southendpier said:
snowy slopes said:
southendpier said:
monthefish said:
southendpier said:
Do not equate disciplining children to beating them.
Do not equate a 'smack on the backside' to beating.

I was on receiving end of a smack on the backside (always from my mother as it happens) as a child. I would never class myself as having been beaten as a child.
How do you define it then? The action is to inflict pain so the kids does not do the act again. Would you "hit" your own kids?
I would define a beating as the child needing hospital treatment. Would i hit my own kids if i had any? No, but only because if i had any kids they would be a damn sight more well behaved than the average child in britain today, but if they were to step out of line, then a sharp smacking would be given to make sure they wouldnt do it again
Your wife reversed into another car in the supermarket car park. Accident, clumsy, she was silly, stupid, should have been paying attention she was mucking about laughing on teh phone to a mate. Naughty naughty. You've told her before about that, given her a warning.

You're in the car too. You get out and survey the damage, your irritated but reamin calm(ish). Punishment is needed so you decide to slap her, not hard enough to send her to hospital but just hard enough to let her know she did wrong. You explain that next time she should be more careful. She might cry a little, might have a red mark for a bit and she might get scared next time she does something wrong and wait for your reaction.

Next time she prangs the car it'll be OK to hit her twice as much or twice as hard?

That isn't ok is it?

BTW this is in no way having a go at you, I'm sure you are a great chap who of course would never hit their missus. Just throwing out an example for the discussion.

I find it amazing how many on PH shout from the roof tops THRASH THEM when anything happens involving children that they have never met!

Yet when you press them they then say "oh not beat them, just smack them you know in a calm and controlled way".
What the fk are you on about?

Adults learn by themselves, kids don't.

Reverse the situation. If she was in the car by herself she would have learned to not reverse into the car by herself without having an adult/superior telling her off. Would a child learn how to behave if they were left to their own devices?
Many children of the people ranting on here will be hit for say; scratching a car, kicking a football through a window, as much as they would for say oooh using words like fk. I was making the distinction of hitting people as a punishment. Did you not get it?

No one is saying that children should not be disciplined, learn to have respect and learn to behave.

Talking of behaviour, do you think it right that CVM (rather than do anything at the time) mouthed at the child when he left?
Yes, I did get that, but your example was st, that is about learning from mistakes.

A child scratching a car or putting a ball through a window will have done it on purpose or by mistake; if on purpose, the child should be punished accordingly.

You see where your argument is flawed, is basically what is wrong with this country, people burgle houses, they rob and steal from and even kill people. What punishment do they get? virtually none, they get stuck in prison for a few years, let out after half their term and they class it as being at a holiday camp these days.

If someone stole £500 from an old lady and they received a good flogging for it, I bet they'd think twice about doing it again, don't you?

What actually happens is they get a good stern telling off, oooooh that'll teach them, I bet they quiver in their boots while the big nasty judge man is standing there saying "Now don't do that again you naughty boy" whilst waving his finger.

And that is what everyone is talking about here, no need to kick seven shades of st out of the kid, but if he has stepped well out of line, give him a slap across the arse for it, he'll think twice about doing it again and he will get the picture instantly that what he has done was wrong.
Exactly. Here endeth the lesson

Stu R

21,410 posts

216 months

Wednesday 4th August 2010
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Cara van Man said:
upon my departure I gave him a cheery wave and mouthed the words "fking bellend" at him.
That is possibly the funniest thing I have ever read on PH. rofl

littlegreenfairy

10,134 posts

222 months

Wednesday 4th August 2010
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Cock Womble 7 said:
southendpier said:
I find it amazing how many on PH shout from the roof tops THRASH THEM when anything happens involving children
To be fair, it's not just children that illicit this response.

It's women too.

And dogs.

And, for that matter, rabbits.
Leave the bunnies alone furious

Tommy Winchester

12,231 posts

195 months

Wednesday 4th August 2010
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Andy Zarse said:
Meanwhile, on the way back from the CVM family holiday in Benidorm...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XbnRRGISLQE&fea...

laugh
Looking at the title of the video, I don't want to think what you searched for!