NUtter with gun - advice please

[southendpier]

Oakey said:

Emsman said:

Soovy said:

Jesus.

he could help, yes.

Failing that- as I believe he only works on Sundays- I saw an interesting documentary the other night.
It was a little bit like DIY SOS, and started thus....

In 1972 a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn't commit. These men promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground. Today, still wanted by the government, they survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire the A-Team.

I've seen that documentary, these are definitely the guys to seek help from.

I've heard that too, but you can never find them.

[adycav]

Oakey said:

Emsman said:

Soovy said:

Jesus.

he could help, yes.

Failing that- as I believe he only works on Sundays- I saw an interesting documentary the other night.
It was a little bit like DIY SOS, and started thus....

In 1972 a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn't commit. These men promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground. Today, still wanted by the government, they survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire the A-Team.

I've seen that documentary, these are definitely the guys to seek help from.

Problem is, the issue is in South Africa. Getting there is the problem, one of them ain't getting on no plane (fool).

[Oakey]

adycav said:

Oakey said:

Emsman said:

Soovy said:

Jesus.

he could help, yes.

Failing that- as I believe he only works on Sundays- I saw an interesting documentary the other night.
It was a little bit like DIY SOS, and started thus....

In 1972 a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn't commit. These men promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground. Today, still wanted by the government, they survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire the A-Team.

I've seen that documentary, these are definitely the guys to seek help from.

Problem is, the issue is in South Africa. Getting there is the problem, one of them ain't getting on no plane (fool).

I hear they have a guy for that problem.

[Arese]

What car did the thugs have? One of those V8 Sierra's I hope.

[Emsman]

Simply offer that chap some milk, I'm sure it will be fine

(although he may throw the one administering the drugged milk into a lake when all has been resolved)

[Colin 1985]

GTIR said:

I really couldn't give a flying fk.

I'm not sure who the bigger penis is; your mate, you for posting this on PH, or that bloke up there ^^^^ who spelt armour as "armor"!

Suck my cock, US vs UK spelling.

[sleep envy]

Carfolio said:

My mate has this story to relate:

mate said:

So Monday I get a call on my cell, with some crazy ranting at me that I'd kicked some windows in at his pizza place. What's happened is that my ex and her new fiancee had done this and driven off in her car. From the registration number they got my address (she hadn't bothered to change it in over a year). I didn't know this at the time, of course.

Long story short, he arrives at my house, with a thug mate (dark glasses and all) and as the owner of the pizza place gets out of the car, he cocks a gun and places it on the seat. We have a lengthy shouting match with them insisting that I did it, and me flatly denying all knowledge of it. They were incredibly insulting, rude, disrespectful and threatening. Eventually they leave, with neither side having given an inch on their respective positions.

So, from the above, what would the PH massive advise my mate to do, give that

1. he lives in South Africa, so specifics of the law may be slightly different, but I imagine that the broader principles apply
2. the thugs know where my mate lives, but all he knows about them is one guy's name and the location of his pizza place

As far as I'm aware, the ex has gone and apologised for the breaking of the window as well as paying for damages, so there's nothing more owing to the crazed pizzeria owner.

Edited by Carfolio on Thursday 5th August 16:42

Does he drive anything remotely tasty you could have first dibs on?

[wildcat45]

Get the name and address of a local bad boy. Then order dozens of pizzas in his name. Insist they are delivered.

Matey turns up. Bad boy denies he ordered them. An argument kicks off, it gets out of hand, your pizza-shop owneing man with the gun gets shot/beaten up/shop torched/necklaced/stabbed/buggered daft/ whatever, and the local bad boy gets some free pizza.

What's not to like?

[Jasandjules]

1. Get a gun. Keep it by the front door.
2. Next time someone puts a cocked gun in your view, draw your own gun and shoot them.

Problem solved, the South African way.

[JohnnyJones]

Just go to the place obviously armed. (Licenced preferably.) Tell him you want to sort it out.

That usually does it in SA in my experience.

[anonymous-user]

GTIR said:

I really couldn't give a flying fk.

I'm not sure who the bigger penis is; your mate, you for posting this on PH, or that bloke up there ^^^^ who spelt armour as "armor"!

[WorAl]

GTIR said:

I really couldn't give a flying fk.

I'm not sure who the bigger penis is; your mate, you for posting this on PH, or that bloke up there ^^^^ who spelt armour as "armor"!

Are you on the blob today or something?

[WorAl]

KB_S1 said:

Daston said:

If he knows his ex has sorted it all out why dosnt he pop in for a Pizza hell he might even get it on the house

Probably the best thing to do.
He can point out that he really didn't appreciate the gun aspect but keep it civil and hopefully leave on far better terms.

Munter said:

Daston said:

If he knows his ex has sorted it all out why dosnt he pop in for a Pizza hell he might even get it on the house

Go for a Pizza. Tell them he's smacked the bh around a bit (actually that might be a good start), for smashing up the place. And generally be nice to them and say how crappy the bh is.

Might even gain a friend with a gun.

I would also suggest going around and having a gentle friendly word too, clear out the problem. Like said above, he might gain a friend with a gun, can't be a bad thing over there, shirly?

[Muntu]

Ask Winnie Mandela to go round with a couple of tyres and her mates with the vuvuzelas?

[Petrolhead_Rich]

Go for friendly chat with address of mental OH, offer to drive them there.

Gain friend with gun, loose mental OH

Get some security and Build large wall around house as advised in south Africa, something like this:

[Jonny671]

Petrolhead_Rich said:

Get some security and Build large wall around house as advised in south Africa, something like this:

Imo, that ain't going to stop no grenade/mortar..

[Petrolhead_Rich]

Jonny671 said:

Petrolhead_Rich said:

Get some security and Build large wall around house as advised in south Africa, something like this:

Imo, that ain't going to stop no grenade/mortar..

He only has a gun, to stop grenade/mortar you need some protective walls around your building:

Edited by Petrolhead_Rich on Friday 6th August 10:13

[Jonny671]

Wonder how much a platoon of troops to guard the house would cost..

[Petrolhead_Rich]

Of course, if this is the pizza shop owner, it may be best to move away...

[OnTheOverrun]

Colin 1985 said:

GTIR said:

I really couldn't give a flying fk.

I'm not sure who the bigger penis is; your mate, you for posting this on PH, or that bloke up there ^^^^ who spelt armour as "armor"!

Suck my cock, US vs UK spelling.

So, wrong vs right spelling then or are you a septic seeking man love?