NUtter with gun - advice please

[Jonny671]

Petrolhead_Rich said:

Of course, if this is the pizza shop owner, it may be best to move away...

Just get one of these;



Although maybe one of these;



If Pizza boy has more than 1 tank or friends with tanks..

[ukwill]

Write a strongly-worded email to the owners of the Pizza establishment.

[cal72]

This should work.

[Alfanatic]

They won't come back, if they were going to do anything it would have been on the first visit. Mate can probably rest easy, he's more likely to be shot by someone who fancies his property than by the pizza man anyway.

Otherwise, if he still feels threatened, he could as advised by other posters have an unscheduled meeting with the guy at his pizza shop and don't leave until he's assured everything's cool and he doesn't have to ensure he's well defended against crazy pizza men. It will make mate feel better but is very unlikely to have any impact on the shop owner's future actions.

Or, if he does want to return the, um, compliment a bit, he can ask the owner about the gun and thug and threats in front of his customers.

[vz-r_dave]

I'd kill them all.

[Silent1]

Buy a SPAS 12 and carry it everywhere.

[Nom de ploom]

Spiritual_Beggar said:

Get a bigger gun?

I hear some of those 'Alien' weapons have a bit of kick to them........though only aliens can use them apparently.

Edited by Spiritual_Beggar on Thursday 5th August 16:49

And if he turns out to be called Christopher Johnson, i will wee with laughter....

but seriously hope it gets sorted

[Colin 1985]

OnTheOverrun said:

Colin 1985 said:

GTIR said:

I really couldn't give a flying fk.

I'm not sure who the bigger penis is; your mate, you for posting this on PH, or that bloke up there ^^^^ who spelt armour as "armor"!

Suck my cock, US vs UK spelling.

So, wrong vs right spelling then or are you a septic seeking man love?

Thanks for offering, i'm flattered, but it was the former.

[Chill Winston]

Daston said:

If he knows his ex has sorted it all out why dosnt he pop in for a Pizza hell he might even get it on the house

This, but take a gat for if it goes bad and every single motherfker needs shooting.

[bigTee]

mmmmmmmmmm Pizza..

[cinque]

Silent1 said:

Buy a SPAS and carry it everywhere.

Whats he gonna do? Dribble on him?

[citychap26]

Loved the A-Team post!

[WEHGuy]

wildcat45 said:

Get the name and address of a local bad boy. Then order dozens of pizzas in his name. Insist they are delivered.

Matey turns up. Bad boy denies he ordered them. An argument kicks off, it gets out of hand, your pizza-shop owneing man with the gun gets shot/beaten up/shop torched/necklaced/stabbed/buggered daft/ whatever, and the local bad boy gets some free pizza.

What's not to like?

I like your thinking.

[Silent1]

cinque said:

Silent1 said:

Buy a SPAS and carry it everywhere.

Whats he gonna do? Dribble on him?

I should imagine he'll dribble over himself.

[GTIR]

Colin 1985 said:

OnTheOverrun said:

Colin 1985 said:

GTIR said:

I really couldn't give a flying fk.

I'm not sure who the bigger penis is; your mate, you for posting this on PH, or that bloke up there ^^^^ who spelt armour as "armor"!

Suck my cock, US vs UK spelling.

So, wrong vs right spelling then or are you a septic seeking man love?

Thanks for offering, i'm flattered, but it was the former.

How about an orgy?

[The Riddler]

fkin' prawns!

[_Batty_]

Oakey said:

Emsman said:

Soovy said:

Jesus.

he could help, yes.

Failing that- as I believe he only works on Sundays- I saw an interesting documentary the other night.
It was a little bit like DIY SOS, and started thus....

In 1972 a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn't commit. These men promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground. Today, still wanted by the government, they survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire the A-Team.

I've seen that documentary, these are definitely the guys to seek help from.

do you think they'll let people with swords join?
no?
oh well....

[Laurel Green]

^^^^

[ellroy]

Perhaps he could pick on the guys teenage sister, by, I dunno maybe smashing a glass over her head?

[Kapenta]

You fellas have no idea of how SA's justice system works, or doesn't. It doesn't help going to the SAPS since the Pizza-Dick might be connected.

Best advice to OP - go visit the Pizza-Dick and ask him if it has been sorted...Gain a "friend", most likely. Could be helpful when the ex's-BF turns nasty. Usually sorted by having a braai and a couple of beers...