Jordan has moved in next door, what to do?
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M-J-B said:
I'm told via a reliable source that Jordan (Katie Price for those who need to have her real name after her 'stage name' ) has moved in next door.
Well, not exactly next door, but I live in a rural area and her land is one field or so away from my land.
Do I make the paps aware and charge for access to her garden via mine (and the neighbours, but let's not tell him
) or do I go around and either pretend I've lost the cat, or ask for a bowl of sugar to introduce myself to her and her wonderful family?
Bad luck. Well, not exactly next door, but I live in a rural area and her land is one field or so away from my land.
Do I make the paps aware and charge for access to her garden via mine (and the neighbours, but let's not tell him
) or do I go around and either pretend I've lost the cat, or ask for a bowl of sugar to introduce myself to her and her wonderful family?
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k me, there's a surprise. Dave200 posts contrary to prevailing opinion whilst (not so) subtly implying that everyone who thinks otherwise isn't in possession of the full facts.
For clarification - Price is an empty shell of a we who would do the world a favour if she threw herself off Beachy Head. Predominantly because she'd aid anyone floundering in the Channel after a repeat of The Herald of Free Enterprise.
And I'm not talking about her tits. Vacuous bint.
k me, there's a surprise. Dave200 posts contrary to prevailing opinion whilst (not so) subtly implying that everyone who thinks otherwise isn't in possession of the full facts.For clarification - Price is an empty shell of a w
e who would do the world a favour if she threw herself off Beachy Head. Predominantly because she'd aid anyone floundering in the Channel after a repeat of The Herald of Free Enterprise.And I'm not talking about her tits. Vacuous bint.
Famous Graham said:
fk me, there's a surprise. Dave200 posts contrary to prevailing opinion whilst (not so) subtly implying that everyone who thinks otherwise isn't in possession of the full facts.
For clarification - Price is an empty shell of a we who would do the world a favour if she threw herself off Beachy Head. Predominantly because she'd aid anyone floundering in the Channel after a repeat of The Herald of Free Enterprise.
And I'm not talking about her tits. Vacuous bint.
Jesus, Graham... That's quite some chip on your shoulder. All I did was post about my single face-to-face experience with the woman in question...k me, there's a surprise. Dave200 posts contrary to prevailing opinion whilst (not so) subtly implying that everyone who thinks otherwise isn't in possession of the full facts.For clarification - Price is an empty shell of a w
e who would do the world a favour if she threw herself off Beachy Head. Predominantly because she'd aid anyone floundering in the Channel after a repeat of The Herald of Free Enterprise.And I'm not talking about her tits. Vacuous bint.
I think you should probably lighten up a bit - perhaps you're taking this whole forum thing a bit too seriously...
Dave200 said:
You know what. As implausible, and contrary to PH popular opinion as it may be, she was actually very pleasant on the only occasion that I have worked 'with' her...
Really didn't live up to my preconceptions, and surprised me somewhat. Having a good day, perhaps...?
Dunno, maybe you were.Really didn't live up to my preconceptions, and surprised me somewhat. Having a good day, perhaps...?
maser_spyder said:
Here we go.
Another good, funny thread ruined by the arrival of our resident troll.
Yeah, you're right... Damn me for getting abused for politely sharing my experience.Another good, funny thread ruined by the arrival of our resident troll.
I really should think before I post an impartial observation - I mean, that's not what this place is for, is it...
Dave200 said:
Famous Graham said:
fk me, there's a surprise. Dave200 posts contrary to prevailing opinion whilst (not so) subtly implying that everyone who thinks otherwise isn't in possession of the full facts.
For clarification - Price is an empty shell of a we who would do the world a favour if she threw herself off Beachy Head. Predominantly because she'd aid anyone floundering in the Channel after a repeat of The Herald of Free Enterprise.
And I'm not talking about her tits. Vacuous bint.
Jesus, Graham... That's quite some chip on your shoulder. All I did was post about my single face-to-face experience with the woman in question...k me, there's a surprise. Dave200 posts contrary to prevailing opinion whilst (not so) subtly implying that everyone who thinks otherwise isn't in possession of the full facts.For clarification - Price is an empty shell of a w
e who would do the world a favour if she threw herself off Beachy Head. Predominantly because she'd aid anyone floundering in the Channel after a repeat of The Herald of Free Enterprise.And I'm not talking about her tits. Vacuous bint.
I think you should probably lighten up a bit - perhaps you're taking this whole forum thing a bit too seriously...
But you might want to, seeing as you seem to be the common denominator
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