Jordan has moved in next door, what to do?

[M-J-B]

I'm told via a reliable source that Jordan (Katie Price for those who need to have her real name after her 'stage name' ) has moved in next door.

Well, not exactly next door, but I live in a rural area and her land is one field or so away from my land.

Do I make the paps aware and charge for access to her garden via mine (and the neighbours, but let's not tell him ) or do I go around and either pretend I've lost the cat, or ask for a bowl of sugar to introduce myself to her and her wonderful family?

[carter711]

Worst 'I live next to a famous slag person' thread ever.

Edited by carter711 on Wednesday 11th August 22:15

[bonsai]

You'll be able to smell her fanny from your back lawn. The filthy bh.

[Mr Trophy]

Or maybe you could actually just leave her alone and let her enjoy her life?

[Cas_P]

Why do you care? She's just a silly little sket.

[mat13]

Have you ever considered using one of your fields as a dirt bike track?

[snowy slopes]

smash her back doors in

[Mazda Baiter]

wasn't it you waxing lyrical about where you live recently? I hate to break it to you, but your life has just been ruined. The Paps will be around soon. Her TV crew will constantly be in the corner of your eye as you admire the view.

Oh, and she is rude to boot.

Have fun.

[f1dget]

bonsai said:

You'll be able to smell her fanny from your back lawn. The filthy bh.

At least he can look forward to Fly free BBQ's from now on.

[Mazda Baiter]

mat13 said:

Have you ever considered using one of your fields as a dirt bike track?

This.

Turn into Micheal Carroll until it ends.

A field racing championship you say?

[stainless_steve]

Build a wall

[M-J-B]

carter711 said:

Worst 'I live next to a famous slag person' thread ever.

Edited by carter711 on Wednesday 11th August 22:15

I wish!

Photographers have taken their position locally and we've gone from a quiet hamlet (well, small village/town) to a mobile Hello Magazine.

Now if you want to talk about living next to a famous person.......I used to live next door to Dave Gilmour. Now he is famous

[norby1]

I was going to say "nuke the site from orbit, it is the only way to be sure", but I thought better of it...

[M-J-B]

Mazda Baiter said:

wasn't it you waxing lyrical about where you live recently? I hate to break it to you, but your life has just been ruined. The Paps will be around soon. Her TV crew will constantly be in the corner of your eye as you admire the view.

Oh, and she is rude to boot.

Have fun.

Thanks

Probably won't see much as there are too many trees in the way, but I'd rather she picked somewhere else.

To be fair, this is only 'gossip' as I haven't seen her or her mob myself. I'm also aware of the property and if it is true, I'm surprised. It's nice, but not that nice.

[Pesty]

M-J-B said:

I'm her land is one field or so away from my land.

Distance saves lives

Edited by Pesty on Wednesday 11th August 22:28

[carter711]

M-J-B said:

carter711 said:

Worst 'I live next to a famous slag person' thread ever.

Edited by carter711 on Wednesday 11th August 22:15

I wish!

Photographers have taken their position locally and we've gone from a quiet hamlet (well, small village/town) to a mobile Hello Magazine.

Now if you want to talk about living next to a famous person.......I used to live next door to Dave Gilmour. Now he is famous

[working class]

I'm actually green with envy, you have the chance to kick her in the lady cake until her tits explode! Vile woman.

[Flintstone]

Move.

[iAlex]

Shag her.

[Andy M]

bonsai said:

You'll be able to smell her fanny from your back lawn. The filthy bh.