Dumped......

[Tow Vehicle Rqrd]

WorAl said:

Tow Vehicle Rqrd said:

WorAl said:

Tow Vehicle Rqrd said:

prand said:

My GF dumped me because she preferred my car to me!

I dumped my last BF because he was SCARED of me driving my car, LOL!

EFCompleteA

Yep, there was a lot of "slow the fk down" type whimpering going on, which is why the tt had to go.

I would if you were doing more than 20mph too

Ouch!

[Plotloss]

I couldn't say for sure but it does seem to float your boat in car terms.

Cheers

Clare Rayner.

[Tow Vehicle Rqrd]

Plotloss said:

I couldn't say for sure but it does seem to float your boat in car terms.

Cheers

Clare Rayner.

Thanks Clare,

Which glue would you recommend?

[Plotloss]

Something water soluble.

You know, just in case.

[Tow Vehicle Rqrd]

Plotloss said:

Something water soluble.

You know, just in case.

And is this a personal recomendation by any chance?

[Plotloss]

How very dare you.









I've never owned an Ultima.

[Justayellowbadge]

You two, get a room before Dave turns up and chastises you for cliquey o/t flirting or some other claptrap.

[Tow Vehicle Rqrd]

Oh, can't we play anymore?

[Justayellowbadge]

Tow Vehicle Rqrd said:

Oh, can't we play anymore?

Of course you may. Think anyone pays any attention to Dave?

[Tow Vehicle Rqrd]

Justayellowbadge said:

Tow Vehicle Rqrd said:

Oh, can't we play anymore?

Of course you may. Think anyone pays any attention to Dave?

You've scared him off now. The glue thing was getting quite interesting...

[Harry Flashman]

rudecherub said:

Have an early midlife crisis, buy a porsche and date girls half your age, or a close to 18 as is legal - which ever applies

:nod: Trust me. You can keep this behaviour going for years.

[Plotloss]

Sorry for the delay, still here, bit sticky.

Same old trouble.

[Tow Vehicle Rqrd]

Plotloss said:

Sorry for the delay, still here, bit sticky.

Same old trouble.

I think you need to elaborate a little, my friend...

[Plotloss]

I've been eating iced buns.

[Tow Vehicle Rqrd]

Plotloss said:

I've been eating iced buns.

Cop-out, LOL!

[Justayellowbadge]

Tow Vehicle Rqrd said:

Plotloss said:

I've been eating iced buns.

Cop-out, LOL!

Ah, but he has been eating them off the naked buttocks of an Estonian Corned Beef Heiress.

Edited by Justayellowbadge on Thursday 12th August 17:26

[Plotloss]

Not really, I could be really crass right about now but that would be obvious.

[Silent1]

Harry Flashman said:

rudecherub said:

Have an early midlife crisis, buy a porsche and date girls half your age, or a close to 18 as is legal - which ever applies

:nod: Trust me. You can keep this behaviour going for years.

I hear an aero 8 with the must have side exit exhausts are better as you can blow up their blouse when they alight.

[Chris_w666]

Justayellowbadge said:

Neil H said:

You can't have sex with a car.


I just thought I'd throw that out there.

The banhammer is readied.

Does that include ones with THAT vixpy pic photoshopped into it?

[bonsai]

Tow Vehicle Rqrd said:

bonsai said:

Neil H said:

You can't have sex with a car.


I just thought I'd throw that out there.

I have a JPG that proves otherwise... although I sense a trap.

Made it safe for work.



Mod note: There's always one.

Edited by Bill on Thursday 12th August 19:49