364 days later...............what a great suprise,cheers

[zac510]

I think your wife must be trying to get rid of you

[KrazyIvan]

I am guessing something went a tad of piste about this time last year?

[ellroy]

Did anyone else just hear a bang and some screams?

[Laurel Green]

I thought it was thunder that I heard, suppose it could have been a thunderbolt.

[Justayellowbadge]

What he doesn't know is she's booked The Crazy World of Arthur Brown as the entertainment.

[HD Adam]

Live webcam of Emsmans BBQ

[Speed_Demon]

Hahahaha

Perfect.

[Unleaded Only]

Emsman said:

Well,

It's a year ago tomorrow since things went slightly wrong at the BBQ.

Completely cured- with the exceptions of- deaf in one ear, still on medication for the eye, general shortness of breath, no sense of taste, can't smell anything and right hand numb.

Otherwise, completely fine, and can't complain.

So, what's mrs emsman organized for today?

A Sodding barbecue. With the same guests as last year, one of which has bought fireworks.

FFS.

Here we go again.....

I can't seem to find the original topic, neither can I remember the title. Got a link to it?

[Digger]

http://pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&t...


Hope Emsman wont mind. Can someone edit to remove the highlighting as Search is yet again borked!! Ta.

[Digger]

Jeez! Wish I hadnt done that now! Just read the eye and socket post!!

[stemll]

Roo said:

If you're REALLY lucky.......

It'll rain.

Don't worry, it's been pouring down here all day today.

[mybrainhurts]

How many ambiwlanses have you booked...?

[LukeBird]

I was jokingly going to ask if you were dead.

That's in bad taste, you probably are.

[grumbledoak]

I do hope it went well, mate. You've done well to keep your sense of humour, and I have had a few guilty giggles at your misfortune, but you've suffered enough in the process.

All the best.

[stitched]

I think he's lying in the bath with a snorkel.

Hope it all went well mate.

[Digger]

Hmmm. . . nothing on the news or in the papers. Abducted by aliens perhaps?

[Mazda Baiter]

Happy Burns Night Emsman.

[killsta]

He doesn't live near a mill does he?


http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-bradford-west...

[bazking69]

Get the straight jacket out!!

[mybrainhurts]

Get the strait jacket out