Sean Connery Joke (Vol 5)

[LordHaveMurci]

[anonymous-user]

sneijder said:

Cheers.

Nolars mum.

Pre or post op?

[Leptons]

sneijder said:

Cheers.

Nolars mum.

Well I laughed. Especially the reverse parking bit

[Laurel Green]

Dolly married Ted and had 13 children. Then Ted died of cancer.

She married again, and she and Bob had 7 more children. Then Bob was killed in a car accident.
Dolly again remarried, and she had 5 more children with John.

Eventually, after bearing 25 children, Dolly died.

Standing before her coffin, the preacher prayed for her. He thanked the Lord for this very loving woman and said, "Lord,they are finally together."


Ethel leaned over and quietly asked her best friend, Margaret: "Do you think he means her first, second, or third husband?"

Margaret replied: "I think he means her legs, Ethel."

[fatboy18]

I Like that one

[Allaloneatron]

LordHaveMurci said:

I thought the line was.. 'Well that sorts that one out'.

[Vipers]

Allaloneatron said:

LordHaveMurci said:

I thought the line was.. 'Well that sorts that one out'.

Yea yea, we eggspected that one

[Pints]

Vipers said:

Prince Charles is visiting a Sony factory in Japan, and is walking down the rows of women who are busily soldering stuff to circuit boards.

He stops at one of the women workers, and says

"What do you use for flux?", she says

"Plix"..........

I get it now. Yes, it took me a while.

[Dirty Frank]

Pints said:

I get it now. Yes, it took me a while.

I dont get it

[Mr Pies]

Dirty Frank said:

I dont get it

+1

[LordGrover]

You're not missing much.

[Vipers]

Mr Pies said:

Dirty Frank said:

I dont get it

+1

flux sounds like something else, and plix sounds like pricks, did you miss the bit about it being in a Japenese factory?

And I should add that you use flux when your soldering just in case you didn't know that.

[fatboy18]

Sorry, but it does not work, I get the idea of the joke but honestly its crap








IMO

[zac510]

Might it have been funnier if she replied "No, we outsource that to China" ?

[mybrainhurts]

Knock, knock, hello..?

Is this the joke-knocking thread...?

[fatboy18]

mybrainhurts said:

Knock, knock, hello..?

Is this the joke-knocking thread...?

Joke Knocking thread who? ......Coor, the Red wines going down well

[fatboy18]

2 Queer cowboys Riding across the Planes....."Yer up"? "Yep"

[Dusty964]

fatboy18 said:

2 Queer cowboys Riding across the Planes....."Yer up"? "Yep"

Did they go into town and shoot up the sheriff?

[fatboy18]

ALLEGEDLY

[fathomfive]

Dusty964 said:

fatboy18 said:

2 Queer cowboys Riding across the Planes....."Yer up"? "Yep"

Did they go into town and shoot up the sheriff?

Did they make a right mess of his rusty sheriffs badge?