Tally Ho...Advice Please...

Tally Ho...Advice Please...

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louiebaby

10,651 posts

191 months

Thursday 16th September 2010
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Ozone said:
Matt_N said:
The same applies for attending family events on her side of the family.

You must attend everything her family does, even the trivial little things, yet going to see your side of the family once in a blue moon will cause them to raise hell.
Arrrggghhh i had forgotten that!! Bloodyhell it's all coming back now.banghead
What you need is a massive posh party where everyone dresses up, and you buy them dinner and dancing. You'll invite all her friends and family, along with all your friends and family that she likes. If that sounds too easy, bear in mind she has been planning this party since she could blow her own nose, so it must be perfect.

Bloody weddings... frown

zebra

4,555 posts

214 months

Thursday 16th September 2010
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I give it two years and you'll be pissing in the kettle.

captainzep

13,305 posts

192 months

Thursday 16th September 2010
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mitzy said:
Bunch of flowers once a week , will see for regular BJ's
Mitzy's right.

My regular, annual BJ keeps the florist industry solvent.

I'm pushing for a second BJ to be thrown in once every 356 leap years.

Edited by captainzep on Thursday 16th September 15:19

Bill

52,781 posts

255 months

Thursday 16th September 2010
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mitzy said:
Bunch of flowers once a week , will see for regular BJ's
You posted that on PH? How many flowers do you want??eek

10 Pence Short

32,880 posts

217 months

Thursday 16th September 2010
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Seeming nobody has mentioned this yet, look out for cushions. And candles. And baths with candles and cushions. And hair in the sink. It will look like Fozzy Bear is trying to do a backwards poo from the drains into your bath.

And on a serious note, never, ever take her for granted. Fall out, make up, but most of all make up. If you open up to her, never try to back track and protect her from the bad times by keeping her at arms length. Talk about everything and never let insecurities creep in.

And if it all goes wrong, please post about it on PH.

Ozone

3,046 posts

187 months

Thursday 16th September 2010
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Bill said:
mitzy said:
Bunch of flowers once a week , will see for regular BJ's
You posted that on PH? How many flowers do you want??eek
Yes, can you give me your address please, i just setting up an Interflora account right now biggrin

Marty Funkhouser

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5,426 posts

181 months

Thursday 16th September 2010
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Just got back after 6 hours in Ikea...oh God....the humanity.....

snowy slopes

38,828 posts

187 months

Thursday 16th September 2010
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Matt_N said:
snowy slopes said:
Matt_N said:
Get used to having to be quiet when there is something on tv that she wants to watch, ie most of the night watching soaps.

But when that few hours of motorsport is on and you really want to watch it, be prepared for it to be drowned out by the sound of either:

a) nagging
b) hovering / cleaning
c) her on the phone to someone
d) her saying she needs to talk to you

You can also apply d) to when its time to go to sleep. If she seems a bit off with you and when you ask her whats wrong, she'll say nothing. Yet when you go to bed and start drifting off, she'll pipe up and say 'we need to talk'!
Add to that
e) her slating your parents and everything they have ever done for you both, yet whatever you so, under no circumstances are you allowed to return the favour. Or, if you do try this, be prepared for the cold shoulder and sex being what posh people get coal delivered in
Ah yeh, forgot that one!

The same applies for attending family events on her side of the family.

You must attend everything her family does, even the trivial little things, yet going to see your side of the family once in a blue moon will cause them to raise hell.
OH yes, especially if the two events coincide, then your folks are never getting a visit, whereas her folks are on about the same significance level as jesus christ rising from the dead

Bullett

10,887 posts

184 months

Thursday 16th September 2010
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Marty Funkhouser said:
Just got back after 6 hours in Ikea...oh God....the humanity.....
6 hours, wow. I want to stab someone to death with one of those stupid fking pencils after 6 minutes.

littlegreenfairy

10,134 posts

221 months

Friday 17th September 2010
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Flowers are a massive no - she'll only think you've done something wrong and are covering it up.

Penny-lope

13,645 posts

193 months

Friday 17th September 2010
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littlegreenfairy said:
Flowers are a massive no - she'll only think you've done something wrong and are covering it up.
Rubbish, if you always give her flowers, then she will not wonder. However if you suddenly start to give her them, then she might just.

V8mate gives his wife a bunch of flowers every week (not sure about the BJ return bit though hehe )

Tumbler

1,432 posts

166 months

Friday 17th September 2010
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littlegreenfairy said:
Flowers are a massive no - she'll only think you've done something wrong and are covering it up.
I really hate statements like this, my husband often sends me flowers, just because it's a lovely thing to do, never have I thought he has done something wrong, I always appreciate them and him.

bazking69

8,620 posts

190 months

Friday 17th September 2010
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Lay down your terms from the outset. This should be the first thing you do if you haven't already. Seriously.


Cotty

39,548 posts

284 months

Friday 17th September 2010
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littlegreenfairy said:
Flowers are a massive no - she'll only think you've done something wrong and are covering it up.
Typical women logic. Man does something nice, must mean man has done something bad.

So would you prefer never to receive flowers as you automatically think your OH has done something bad. Or from a mans point of view "im never buying her flowers as she will think I have done something bad"



littlegreenfairy

10,134 posts

221 months

Friday 17th September 2010
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Cotty said:
littlegreenfairy said:
Flowers are a massive no - she'll only think you've done something wrong and are covering it up.
Typical women logic. Man does something nice, must mean man has done something bad.

So would you prefer never to receive flowers as you automatically think your OH has done something bad. Or from a mans point of view "im never buying her flowers as she will think I have done something bad"
I don't like flowers because they are dying. It's a gift of death and wilting.

The stolen stapler from work really made my day though!

Tumbler

1,432 posts

166 months

Friday 17th September 2010
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anonymous said:
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rolleyes Because it's not possible to have an honest relationship on PH.

littlegreenfairy

10,134 posts

221 months

Friday 17th September 2010
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I don't see the need for constantly buying stuff to show you love someone. Surely a strong relationship isn't based on what you can buy.

Tumbler

1,432 posts

166 months

Friday 17th September 2010
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littlegreenfairy said:
I don't see the need for constantly buying stuff to show you love someone. Surely a strong relationship isn't based on what you can buy.
It's not done out of need to show me he loves me, it's just thougthful, I like a house with fresh flowers, I like the smell as you walk through the door, often we cut flowers from the garden, this year the gladioli were particularly spectacular. When we have guests, I often put flowers in the guest room, it helps to make a house a home. We work hard, how we choose to spend our money is down to us, sometimes it's important things like, cars, bikes and petrol othertimes it's more frivolous things.

I just don't see sending someone flowers anything more than just thoughtful, I give my Mum flowers and in turn she will give me flowers, sometimes grown sometimes bought, I buy my daughters flowers and I buy my friends flowers, I really don't understand the association with guilt or need.



Edited by Tumbler on Friday 17th September 22:07

working class

8,855 posts

187 months

Friday 17th September 2010
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A question for all you couples that share a bed every night;

Do you have have a designated side that you have to be on?

littlegreenfairy

10,134 posts

221 months

Friday 17th September 2010
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working class said:
A question for all you couples that share a bed every night;

Do you have have a designated side that you have to be on?
Yes. Very much so.