Tally Ho...Advice Please...

Tally Ho...Advice Please...

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Petrolhead_Rich

4,659 posts

193 months

Monday 6th September 2010
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plg said:
Petrolhead_Rich said:
Said funny stuff
Neither. I went for the real thing. Still can't understand why she picked me. I'm sure she'll realise at some point!
give it 5 years, she will have a mega-mental, she is just storing it up....

mine does that, fine for weeks then throws all teddy's out of the country (the cot is annihilated from orbit by means of a nuclear device)

richardxjr

7,561 posts

211 months

Monday 6th September 2010
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A tip for survival. This only works in the early days of living together - you have one chance

Any stuff you may be asked to do (or even better, volunteer to do it), do it badly. So badly, that you won't get asked to do it again smile

Cooking
Cleaning
Ironing
Washing up
Shopping
DIY...


Miguel Alvarez

4,944 posts

171 months

Monday 6th September 2010
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ha ha. I want to cry. cry

Since moving in with the missus. I have no idea where anything is and have about the same amount of sex that I did at the age of 16.

Everything I own is hers. I have to tidy up to her agreed level of clean before I can have a mate round who has known me since school. I'm not allowed new trainers yet new shoes from faith is allowed. If she's on a diet then by default so am I. A copy of FHM is a waste but having the TV on full blast while she sits on the computer talking to her mate on the phone apparently doesn't matter as ''she'll pay for the electricty this month''.

When I find the receipt I'm taking her back to the shop and demanding store credit!!!!


Pferdestarke

7,184 posts

188 months

Monday 6th September 2010
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Miguel Alvarez said:
ha ha. I want to cry. cry

Since moving in with the missus. I have no idea where anything is and have about the same amount of sex that I did at the age of 16.

Everything I own is hers. I have to tidy up to her agreed level of clean before I can have a mate round who has known me since school. I'm not allowed new trainers yet new shoes from faith is allowed. If she's on a diet then by default so am I. A copy of FHM is a waste but having the TV on full blast while she sits on the computer talking to her mate on the phone apparently doesn't matter as ''she'll pay for the electricty this month''.

When I find the receipt I'm taking her back to the shop and demanding store credit!!!!
Get a grip man!

plg

4,106 posts

211 months

Monday 6th September 2010
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In the words of Melchett...

"Give 'em an inch and before you know it they've got a foot. Much more than that and you don't have a leg to stand on..."

don4l

10,058 posts

177 months

Monday 6th September 2010
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richardxjr said:
A tip for survival. This only works in the early days of living together - you have one chance

Any stuff you may be asked to do (or even better, volunteer to do it), do it badly. So badly, that you won't get asked to do it again smile

Cooking
Cleaning
Ironing
Washing up
Shopping
DIY...
All good advice!

On the shopping front, you must refuse point blank to go back to any aisle that you have already been through. I did this 25 years ago, and she has refused to allow me to "help" with the shopping ever since.biggrin


Don
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Marty Funkhouser

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5,427 posts

182 months

Monday 6th September 2010
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Jasandjules said:
Well, moving in is all about give and take.







You give and she takes.




Ok, perhaps a bit more serious, it is just about compromise. Can I just check you two have been on holiday together?
Yeah, a few times, most recently being 3 weeks in France where we didnt kill eachother.

Solitude

1,902 posts

176 months

Monday 6th September 2010
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Neither. I went for the real thing. Still can't understand why she picked me. I'm sure she'll realise at some point!


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Oh dear oh dear !!
It's alredy too late for you nervous, you think she's marrying beneath herself and she is doing you a favour.
Using no-sex as blackmail is next i'm sure, once she susses your weakness.
Probably already figured you as a door mat.
Say goodbye to the world of men and close your P.H. account princess
Ta da

Jasandjules

69,972 posts

230 months

Monday 6th September 2010
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Marty Funkhouser said:
Yeah, a few times, most recently being 3 weeks in France where we didnt kill eachother.
Ok, that's a good start. At least you know that much.

Then it is just a bit of compromise as I said, it's easier if you are easy going....

Cotty

39,637 posts

285 months

Monday 6th September 2010
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Remember that favorite T-shirt, pair of jeans, jacket that you have owned for years and love. You will never see it again.

Alternativly if she likes it, as it seems part of you, she will claim it and wear it.

mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

256 months

Monday 6th September 2010
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DO NOT MOAN...

When she takes you shopping...

plg

4,106 posts

211 months

Monday 6th September 2010
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mybrainhurts said:
DO NOT MOAN...

When she takes you shopping...
Even if she is taking you shopping to buy you a new watch?

mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

256 months

Monday 6th September 2010
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plg said:
mybrainhurts said:
DO NOT MOAN...

When she takes you shopping...
Even if she is taking you shopping to buy you a new watch?
No, they don't do that....smile

rudecherub

1,997 posts

167 months

Monday 6th September 2010
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plg

4,106 posts

211 months

Monday 6th September 2010
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mybrainhurts said:
plg said:
mybrainhurts said:
DO NOT MOAN...

When she takes you shopping...
Even if she is taking you shopping to buy you a new watch?
No, they don't do all that....smile
EFA

Cotty

39,637 posts

285 months

Monday 6th September 2010
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mybrainhurts said:
DO NOT MOAN...

When she takes you shopping...
Unless she starts pulling the trolly in the supermarket from the front while you are pushing it. I am quite capable of driving at 140mph, I think I am capable of pushing a few bits of wire and casters without guidance.

Bullett

10,892 posts

185 months

Monday 6th September 2010
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mybrainhurts said:
plg said:
mybrainhurts said:
DO NOT MOAN...

When she takes you shopping...
Even if she is taking you shopping to buy you a new watch?
No, they don't do that....smile
Mine did.

Morningside

24,111 posts

230 months

Monday 6th September 2010
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A TV is a TV.

They do not understand that surround sound requires the speakers to be placed in that order banghead and you cant 'just move the room around'

And buy a shed (or three).

Edited by Morningside on Monday 6th September 22:19

mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

256 months

Monday 6th September 2010
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Bullett said:
mybrainhurts said:
plg said:
mybrainhurts said:
DO NOT MOAN...

When she takes you shopping...
Even if she is taking you shopping to buy you a new watch?
No, they don't do that....smile
Mine did.
She's up to something bad...

Petrolhead_Rich

4,659 posts

193 months

Monday 6th September 2010
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did you buy her something while you were out, or do something she wanted doing before/afterwards?

Virtual £10 says you did!