Tally Ho...Advice Please...

[Morningside]

Remember all drawers, cupboards and wardrobes are HERS.

[mybrainhurts]

If a meteorite hits earth, it will be your fault...

[ymwoods]

mybrainhurts said:

Bullett said:

mybrainhurts said:

plg said:

mybrainhurts said:

DO NOT MOAN...

When she takes you shopping...

Even if she is taking you shopping to buy you a new watch?

No, they don't do that....

Mine did.

She's up to something bad...

She is cheating on you and felt guilty or is really a man. Which would you prefer?

[ih8thisname]

After 15 years of marriage I still haven't worked out how to avoid the avalance of clothes and linen which occurs every time I open a fking cupboard anywhere in the house.

[Bullett]

ymwoods said:

mybrainhurts said:

Bullett said:

mybrainhurts said:

plg said:

mybrainhurts said:

DO NOT MOAN...

When she takes you shopping...

Even if she is taking you shopping to buy you a new watch?

No, they don't do that....

Mine did.

She's up to something bad...

She is cheating on you and felt guilty or is really a man. Which would you prefer?

Thinking about it, she is 6'2".... mmmm big hands.

It was my engagement present she got a ring I got a watch. She then got another ring, and another when we had a baby.






I'm not doing very well out of this deal am I?

[Pothole]

Pferdestarke said:

The kitchen knives will be blunt and she'll have glass chopping boards.

this scares me!

[Rocksteadyeddie]

ymwoods said:

mybrainhurts said:

Bullett said:

mybrainhurts said:

plg said:

mybrainhurts said:

DO NOT MOAN...

When she takes you shopping...

Even if she is taking you shopping to buy you a new watch?

No, they don't do that....

Mine did.

She's up to something bad...

She is cheating on you and felt guilty or is really a man. Which would you prefer?

Or when you talk of watch shopping you mean Lizzy Duke.

[nobodyknows]

good luck, in a few months you'll understand why you need it

[louiebaby]

If you get to the stage where you own your own home, you will move all your rubbish completely out of your parents house. This is the honourable thing to do. In doing so you will throw out MASSES of stuff. This is called "Doing Life Laundry."

It only applies to boys. DO NOT suggest she does this. If successful, you will end up with a house full of cuddly toys. Or she will just cry and make you feel guilty about asking her to get rid of her childhood. You cannot win.

Actually the phrase "YOU CANNOT WIN" is the one thing you must remember, it always applies.

[Poledriver]

Morningside said:

A TV is a TV.

Not a real woman

True!

[Bullett]

The TV is too big, everything else is too small

[RoadRat99]

Don"t do it! I tryd all morning to made an appointment for mrs dog to get a bath,full trim and nails done but the earliest i can get is 2 weeks time!So before she gone to work she told me (not ask me), to bath the dog,dry him,brush him and trim around his ars and c00k Now Im not a dog groom er and i haven"t done it before and knowing the dog hates water my afternoon is ruined.
So listen all the advise given and don"t do it, she will take your life over!

[Marty Funkhouser]

Christ....Oh god...put this here....why do you never clear up after yourself?...can you move the bookcase over there.....actually its better where it was....

please tell me its not always like this....

[Cotty]

[Rocksteadyeddie]

Previous 5 pages chap.

Can't say you weren't warned

[littlegreenfairy]

Men and women are just not built to live together.

[Marty Funkhouser]

Honestly, everything has to have a place...I sling my strides over the chair at the end of the day and she looks at me like I've just taken a dump on the living room carpet...

[Morningside]

Had your first pointless row yet?

[Marty Funkhouser]

Managing 2 a day....mainly about furniture arranging aka "where to put all your crap"

[colonel c]

Arese said:

I actually like candles and scatter cushions.