Surviving the mental?

[Dr Jekyll]

Flintstone said:

H_Kan said:

....... wondering around starkers.

Could he ponder starkers? Maybe think about starkers? Why is wondering not allowed?


(I wonder).

He could wonder about her wandering around starkers, in fact I'm pondering about that myself.

[Pesty]

Its your place so do what the hell you want.

Unless you are trying to get in her knickers in which case buy air freshener and wash up now and again.


edit
You jammy jammy basterd is all i'm saying

I'm off to sulk now.

Edited by Pesty on Sunday 19th September 13:31

[pilchardthecat]

The degree to which you should be accommodating of her sensibilities depends entirely on whether or not you wish to penetrate her.

[mimi2405]

pilchardthecat said:

The degree to which you should be accommodating of her sensibilities depends entirely on whether or not you wish to penetrate her.

exactly what i wanted to suit but more eloquently put.

[ShadownINja]

PHmember said:

I often wonder whilst I'm starkers, I often wonder how I got so bloody fat. Not enough wandering I guess.

pilchardthecat said:

The degree to which you should be accommodating of her sensibilities depends entirely on whether or not you wish to penetrate her.

[dave-therave]

essexplumber said:

Pics?

I thought the standard reply might pop up!

Here's one for you:

[y282]

dave-therave said:

essexplumber said:

Pics?

I thought the standard reply might pop up!

Here's one for you:

that's a lovely, lovely pic. you lying fker

[Morningside]

Is this her?

[captainzep]

dave-therave said:

essexplumber said:

Pics?

I thought the standard reply might pop up!

Here's one for you:

Dave... you look hopelessly unprepared for the onset of winter there. -Are those high-heeled 'waders'? Do they provide a more anchored grip on the riverbed?

Anyway, what does the female friend look like?

[pilchardthecat]

y282 said:

dave-therave said:

essexplumber said:

Pics?

I thought the standard reply might pop up!

Here's one for you:

that's a lovely, lovely pic. you lying fker

Those sensibilities are certainly worth accommodating.

Several times.

[dave-therave]

Status update:

Just been food shopping, had to move beer out of the fridge so that green stuff can fit in there. On the upside she's offered to cook dinner and wash up.

[snowy slopes]

No matter if she has a body you would kill for, a face that would make all supermodels cry and could suck a golfball through the proverbial garden implement, just remember this one fact and you should be okay.

It might be your house, but she WILL move things around as she sees fit, and you will ALWAYS be wrong no matter what you do

[TotalControl]

pilchardthecat said:

The degree to which you should be accommodating of her sensibilities depends entirely on whether or not you wish to penetrate her.

[essexplumber]

dave-therave said:

On the upside she's offered to cook dinner and wash up.

Is that a euphimism?

[chim]

TotalControl said:

pilchardthecat said:

The degree to which you should be accommodating of her sensibilities depends entirely on whether or not you wish to penetrate her.

^^^^This^^^^ 100%

So do you want to bang her.

[dave-therave]

chim said:

So do you want to bang her.

She's a beautiful girl but probably not, she's too good a friend.

Her mates on the other hand, yum.

[essexplumber]

dave-therave said:

chim said:

So do you want to bang her.

she's too good a friend

And?

[chim]

dave-therave said:

chim said:

So do you want to bang her.

She's a beautiful girl but probably not, she's too good a friend.

Her mates on the other hand, yum.

FFS, get in their man Has she taken to walking around a lot just wrapped in a towel or walking past you on the way to the bathroom in just knickers and a little top.

If yes, she is basically begging for it and it would be very rude to refuse.

[crofty1984]

dave-therave said:

chim said:

So do you want to bang her.

She's a beautiful girl but probably not, she's too good a friend I am a homosexual.

Her mates on the other hand, yum.

[chim]

crofty1984 said:

dave-therave said:

chim said:

So do you want to bang her.

She's a beautiful girl but probably not, she's too good a friend I am a homosexual.

Her mates on the other hand,(who are mostly male) yum.

Edited for further effect