Surviving the mental?

[NoNeed]

dave-therave said:

chim said:

Cock Womble 7 said:

dave-therave said:

Here's one for you:

Oh do fk off.

We all know you're a spawny bd, silver-tongued snapper with an uncanny ability to make birds whap their baps out while you make megapixel magic.

And we are lead to believe that one of your "subjects" has rocked up at your gaff wanting a bed for a while.

And you're worried about how you can avoid "The Mental"?

fk "The Mental"; I would quite happily accept both 12-bore barrels of The Mental administered via an intraveneous drip to my left bk and rounded off with a million paper cuts to my bell-end in order to see that raiding my fridge.

st, just noticed it is THE dave, you are my fecking hero and you are asking me (well not me exactly, but you know what I mean) for advice. Well fk me over with a wooden spoon wrapped in melted sugar.

You took that pic of the bird in the fridge did'ent you, I want your life, I want it so so badly it hurts. At the very least I want to come and hide in your wardrobe for a few hours. st, will even hide in the fridge as long as you get her to open it before my todger falls off with the cold.

You sir are a God amongst men and we are humbled by your presence.






bd, sorry, moment of jealousy there

Haha, thank you.

The thread was less about seducing her and more about living with women.

I did indeed take the fridge photo I'd be happy to swap lives for a weekend as long as I get your Aston!

I'll swap.


I have a seat ibiza cupra gti which is much better than the aston.



Ok I lied a little but I'll swap

[V8mate]

NoNeed said:

dave-therave said:

chim said:

Cock Womble 7 said:

dave-therave said:

Here's one for you:

Oh do fk off.

We all know you're a spawny bd, silver-tongued snapper with an uncanny ability to make birds whap their baps out while you make megapixel magic.

And we are lead to believe that one of your "subjects" has rocked up at your gaff wanting a bed for a while.

And you're worried about how you can avoid "The Mental"?

fk "The Mental"; I would quite happily accept both 12-bore barrels of The Mental administered via an intraveneous drip to my left bk and rounded off with a million paper cuts to my bell-end in order to see that raiding my fridge.

st, just noticed it is THE dave, you are my fecking hero and you are asking me (well not me exactly, but you know what I mean) for advice. Well fk me over with a wooden spoon wrapped in melted sugar.

You took that pic of the bird in the fridge did'ent you, I want your life, I want it so so badly it hurts. At the very least I want to come and hide in your wardrobe for a few hours. st, will even hide in the fridge as long as you get her to open it before my todger falls off with the cold.

You sir are a God amongst men and we are humbled by your presence.






bd, sorry, moment of jealousy there

Haha, thank you.

The thread was less about seducing her and more about living with women.

I did indeed take the fridge photo I'd be happy to swap lives for a weekend as long as I get your Aston!

I'll swap.


I have a seat ibiza cupra gti which is much better than the aston.



Ok I lied a little but I'll swap

The Ibiza will only get you Dave's gran.

[NoNeed]

That Ibiza once broke a five tonne halfords tow rope! So the least I expect is his auntie.

[chim]

NoNeed said:

dave-therave said:

chim said:

Cock Womble 7 said:

dave-therave said:

Here's one for you:

Oh do fk off.

We all know you're a spawny bd, silver-tongued snapper with an uncanny ability to make birds whap their baps out while you make megapixel magic.

And we are lead to believe that one of your "subjects" has rocked up at your gaff wanting a bed for a while.

And you're worried about how you can avoid "The Mental"?

fk "The Mental"; I would quite happily accept both 12-bore barrels of The Mental administered via an intraveneous drip to my left bk and rounded off with a million paper cuts to my bell-end in order to see that raiding my fridge.

st, just noticed it is THE dave, you are my fecking hero and you are asking me (well not me exactly, but you know what I mean) for advice. Well fk me over with a wooden spoon wrapped in melted sugar.

You took that pic of the bird in the fridge did'ent you, I want your life, I want it so so badly it hurts. At the very least I want to come and hide in your wardrobe for a few hours. st, will even hide in the fridge as long as you get her to open it before my todger falls off with the cold.

You sir are a God amongst men and we are humbled by your presence.






bd, sorry, moment of jealousy there

Haha, thank you.

The thread was less about seducing her and more about living with women.

I did indeed take the fridge photo I'd be happy to swap lives for a weekend as long as I get your Aston!

I'll swap.


I have a seat ibiza cupra gti which is much better than the aston.



Ok I lied a little but I'll swap

Done deal, PM address. Feck me, will even through in the boat if you want to make it a week.

You've got to promise me the fridge bird mind

Edited by chim on Sunday 19th September 18:11

[Frederick]

chim said:

NoNeed said:

dave-therave said:

chim said:

Cock Womble 7 said:

dave-therave said:

Here's one for you:

Oh do fk off.

We all know you're a spawny bd, silver-tongued snapper with an uncanny ability to make birds whap their baps out while you make megapixel magic.

And we are lead to believe that one of your "subjects" has rocked up at your gaff wanting a bed for a while.

And you're worried about how you can avoid "The Mental"?

fk "The Mental"; I would quite happily accept both 12-bore barrels of The Mental administered via an intraveneous drip to my left bk and rounded off with a million paper cuts to my bell-end in order to see that raiding my fridge.

st, just noticed it is THE dave, you are my fecking hero and you are asking me (well not me exactly, but you know what I mean) for advice. Well fk me over with a wooden spoon wrapped in melted sugar.

You took that pic of the bird in the fridge did'ent you, I want your life, I want it so so badly it hurts. At the very least I want to come and hide in your wardrobe for a few hours. st, will even hide in the fridge as long as you get her to open it before my todger falls off with the cold.

You sir are a God amongst men and we are humbled by your presence.






bd, sorry, moment of jealousy there

Haha, thank you.

The thread was less about seducing her and more about living with women.

I did indeed take the fridge photo I'd be happy to swap lives for a weekend as long as I get your Aston!

I'll swap.


I have a seat ibiza cupra gti which is much better than the aston.



Ok I lied a little but I'll swap

Done deal, PM address. Feck me, will even through in the boat if you want to make it a week.

You're swapping an aston and a boat for an ibiza cupra?? Well can I have Dave-TheRave's life while you two are car sharing???

[s3fella]

chim said:

Cock Womble 7 said:

dave-therave said:

Here's one for you:

Oh do fk off.

We all know you're a spawny bd, silver-tongued snapper with an uncanny ability to make birds whap their baps out while you make megapixel magic.

And we are lead to believe that one of your "subjects" has rocked up at your gaff wanting a bed for a while.

And you're worried about how you can avoid "The Mental"?

fk "The Mental"; I would quite happily accept both 12-bore barrels of The Mental administered via an intraveneous drip to my left bk and rounded off with a million paper cuts to my bell-end in order to see that raiding my fridge.

st, just noticed it is THE dave, you are my fecking hero and you are asking me (well not me exactly, but you know what I mean) for advice. Well fk me over with a wooden spoon wrapped in melted sugar.

You took that pic of the bird in the fridge did'ent you, I want your life, I want it so so badly it hurts. At the very least I want to come and hide in your wardrobe for a few hours. st, will even hide in the fridge as long as you get her to open it before my todger falls off with the cold.

You sir are a God amongst men and we are humbled by your presence.






bd, sorry, moment of jealousy there

God you lot are sad. So he's got a fully integrated Zanussi fridge freezer, and suddenly you all want to be him.
Get yourself down the Magnet showroom and pull your cocks off..

Edited by s3fella on Sunday 19th September 18:14

[NoNeed]

Oh st, he's going to pick the Aston isn't he.


Tell me i'm wrong

[chim]

Frederick said:

chim said:

NoNeed said:

dave-therave said:

chim said:

Cock Womble 7 said:

dave-therave said:

Here's one for you:

Oh do fk off.

We all know you're a spawny bd, silver-tongued snapper with an uncanny ability to make birds whap their baps out while you make megapixel magic.

And we are lead to believe that one of your "subjects" has rocked up at your gaff wanting a bed for a while.

And you're worried about how you can avoid "The Mental"?

fk "The Mental"; I would quite happily accept both 12-bore barrels of The Mental administered via an intraveneous drip to my left bk and rounded off with a million paper cuts to my bell-end in order to see that raiding my fridge.

st, just noticed it is THE dave, you are my fecking hero and you are asking me (well not me exactly, but you know what I mean) for advice. Well fk me over with a wooden spoon wrapped in melted sugar.

You took that pic of the bird in the fridge did'ent you, I want your life, I want it so so badly it hurts. At the very least I want to come and hide in your wardrobe for a few hours. st, will even hide in the fridge as long as you get her to open it before my todger falls off with the cold.

You sir are a God amongst men and we are humbled by your presence.






bd, sorry, moment of jealousy there

Haha, thank you.

The thread was less about seducing her and more about living with women.

I did indeed take the fridge photo I'd be happy to swap lives for a weekend as long as I get your Aston!

I'll swap.


I have a seat ibiza cupra gti which is much better than the aston.



Ok I lied a little but I'll swap

Done deal, PM address. Feck me, will even through in the boat if you want to make it a week.

You're swapping an aston and a boat for an ibiza cupra?? Well can I have Dave-TheRave's life while you two are car sharing???

Nooooooooooooooooooo

[NoNeed]

[amare32]

Don't come back here moaning that you failed to get into her knickers and can't stand the sound of her getting pummelled by other blokes next to your bedroom and need to find ways getting her to move out.

[dave-therave]

amare32 said:

Don't come back here moaning that you failed to get into her knickers and can't stand the sound of her getting pummelled by other blokes next to your bedroom and need to find ways getting her to move out.

pffft, already put a rule in saying no blokes allowed back.

Sleepovers with her model mates are fine though, pillow fights are compulsory

[A.J.M]

dave-therave said:

amare32 said:

Don't come back here moaning that you failed to get into her knickers and can't stand the sound of her getting pummelled by other blokes next to your bedroom and need to find ways getting her to move out.

pffft, already put a rule in saying no blokes allowed back.

Sleepovers with her model mates are fine though, pillow fights are compulsory

Which will be recorded so the PH pillow fighting group can examine technique etc...

How on earth did you get her to pose in undies leaning into a fridge and have her picture taken??

[NoNeed]

A.J.M said:

How on earth did you get her to pose in undies leaning into a fridge and have her picture taken??

He just hid her skirt in there and waited.

[H_Kan]

Dave I've just seen your site and I'd just like to say, I would love your job, being an accountant just doesn't seem to compare!

[Silent1]

A.J.M said:

dave-therave said:

amare32 said:

Don't come back here moaning that you failed to get into her knickers and can't stand the sound of her getting pummelled by other blokes next to your bedroom and need to find ways getting her to move out.

pffft, already put a rule in saying no blokes allowed back.

Sleepovers with her model mates are fine though, pillow fights are compulsory

Which will be recorded so the PH pillow fighting group can examine technique etc...

How on earth did you get her to pose in undies leaning into a fridge and have her picture taken??

Check his profile...

[captainzep]

NoNeed said:

A.J.M said:

How on earth did you get her to pose in undies leaning into a fridge and have her picture taken??

He just hid her skirt in there and waited.

Huh.

If I know women, and I like to think I do.

She'll be poking around the fridge for...



They're all the same.

"Zuh beetchez lurve ze spom." -Serge Gainsbourg

[dave-therave]

Sadly I don't shoot full time anymore, just got a new job as a business analyst as it happens.

I decided last year that I needed to buy a house etc so needed to get a "proper job" again. I'll get back to it though, I'm only 25 so got a fair few years of work ahead of me.

[TotalControl]

Maybe Dave needs to set up a twitter account for us lot to follow?

edit - Well done on the job. Good for you.

Now get your arse back in there and upload some pics.

Edited by TotalControl on Sunday 19th September 21:37

[toohuge]

robsco said:

Don't ask her if she takes it up the wrong 'un.

Thanks made me smile

[A.J.M]

Silent1 said:

A.J.M said:

dave-therave said:

amare32 said:

Don't come back here moaning that you failed to get into her knickers and can't stand the sound of her getting pummelled by other blokes next to your bedroom and need to find ways getting her to move out.

pffft, already put a rule in saying no blokes allowed back.

Sleepovers with her model mates are fine though, pillow fights are compulsory

Which will be recorded so the PH pillow fighting group can examine technique etc...

How on earth did you get her to pose in undies leaning into a fridge and have her picture taken??

Check his profile...

bd!