How many days off work with illness??
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Cock Womble 7 said:
You can't drive because you burnt your thumby-wummy on an iron?
And you're off work because of this?
Jesus f
king Christ - are you hell-bent on getting me banned again?
Man up you big poof.
And you're off work because of this?
Jesus f
king Christ - are you hell-bent on getting me banned again?Man up you big poof.
I hope he keeps up, you're going in the Sin Bin, I can just feel it.Anybody want some? I take Thursday morning.
Luftwaffe said:
KrazyIvan said:
Luftwaffe said:
No, not manual labour, but the size of the dressing required for my thumb means i wouldnt be insured as its not safe!
You have got to be taking the piss out of us, seriously you stting there laughing at your little joke on us arent you. Good luck mate, I fell you may need it.
4 weeks off after an ankle op, I then did two weeks of light duties until I was out of plaster. (And then 11 weeks light duties with my wrist in plaster after I broke it 10 days after my ankle plaster came off.)
Get well soon
Luftwaffe said:
The doctor reckons its going to be at least another three days though 
But then you'll be back at work and unable to post??Get well soon
Bill said:
4 weeks off after an ankle op, I then did two weeks of light duties until I was out of plaster. (And then 11 weeks light duties with my wrist in plaster after I broke it 10 days after my ankle plaster came off.)
Get well soon
Luftwaffe said:
The doctor reckons its going to be at least another three days though
But then you'll be back at work and unable to post??Get well soon
I see what you did.
6 days following an inguinal hernia operation. I can't believe you've started another thread complaining about one of the very things that was taken the piss out of highlighted in your last EPIC thread!
Some people never learn. I fear your genius threads may be too much for Cock Womble. And to have that many days off work for a thumb burn that you did on an Iron? Unless you held it on your thumb for a number of seconds, I really can't see how the damage you mention could have occured.
Have you never heard of public transport?
Some people never learn. I fear your genius threads may be too much for Cock Womble. And to have that many days off work for a thumb burn that you did on an Iron? Unless you held it on your thumb for a number of seconds, I really can't see how the damage you mention could have occured.
Have you never heard of public transport?
Luftwaffe said:
Cock Womble 7 said:
I had my head shot off by a sniper once.
Took a couple of aspirin and was back at work the next day.
HilariousTook a couple of aspirin and was back at work the next day.
Hope you never injure yourself badly buddy
In know, I know, DNFTT, but..
I reckon, since I've been contracting for 20 years that I've taken off 1 day when I was really, really sick, so sick I actually wondered whether death would be preferable if my health ever failed to the extent that it became a chronic feeling.
I can't believe it's that low... there must be others, but I truly can't recall them. I even managed to avoid loosing a day off when the ex had each of the 3 sprogs.
But when I was staff for a year or so before I went contract I probably took 3 days off due to being 'ill', mainly Mondays or Fridays, and work being boring.
I reckon, since I've been contracting for 20 years that I've taken off 1 day when I was really, really sick, so sick I actually wondered whether death would be preferable if my health ever failed to the extent that it became a chronic feeling.
I can't believe it's that low... there must be others, but I truly can't recall them. I even managed to avoid loosing a day off when the ex had each of the 3 sprogs.
But when I was staff for a year or so before I went contract I probably took 3 days off due to being 'ill', mainly Mondays or Fridays, and work being boring.
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