An invasion!

[WorAl]

JFReturns said:

Blue Meanie said:

Ah, so myself with the rather poor excuse that I was worried about my 4 year old niece poking at the snake and getting bitten is not good enough for you, but eating a guinea pig is?? What an odd fellow you are.

I didn't read that part. If it had bitten my niece, yeah I would probably would have done what you did.

If I knew my garden was full of poisonous snakes? I probably would make the children play indoors.

It hadn't bit his neice, he was preventing it from doing so.

Bit of a dull outlook that is, isn't it? There is no better thing than to have kids playing outside.

[JFReturns]

WorAl said:

JFReturns said:

Blue Meanie said:

Ah, so myself with the rather poor excuse that I was worried about my 4 year old niece poking at the snake and getting bitten is not good enough for you, but eating a guinea pig is?? What an odd fellow you are.

I didn't read that part. If it had bitten my niece, yeah I would probably would have done what you did.

If I knew my garden was full of poisonous snakes? I probably would make the children play indoors.

It hadn't bit his neice, he was preventing it from doing so.

Bit of a dull outlook that is, isn't it? There is no better thing than to have kids playing outside.

It is not a situation I am in, so I've not paid it much thought.

However, I would say that it is better than risking a child being bitten or running round with a shovel killing every snake you see.

[paddyhasneeds]

Famous Graham said:

JFReturns said:

Blue Meanie said:

Some sarcastic reply

Nope, your sarcasm and paint skills have not made me change my mind. Killing a snake and posting a picture of it online is out of order and disturbing IMO.

But I'm sure someone online will be suitably impressed with your wit and snake killing skill, so well done.

Don't be so bloody ridiculous.

Here's a guinea pig I ate in Peru.

Is that toast?

[Cock Womble 7]

Famous Graham said:

Quite rich, very stringy and not nearly enough meat on the bugger.

Tastes like chicken.

[Famous Graham]

Cock Womble 7 said:

Famous Graham said:

Quite rich, very stringy and not nearly enough meat on the bugger.

Tastes like chicken.

You've eaten some weird chickens.

Paddy - that might well be toast, it's not actually my pic, not got access to my stuff from work.

[JFReturns]

WorAl said:

JFReturns said:

Blue Meanie said:

Some sarcastic reply

Nope, your sarcasm and paint skills have not made me change my mind. Killing a snake and posting a picture of it online is out of order and disturbing IMO.

But I'm sure someone online will be suitably impressed with your wit and snake killing skill, so well done.

Oh shut up you big ghayer.

Does this disturb you also? (skip to 5.20 for best bit).
http://www.youtube.com/user/derwentmole#p/u/2/EkVR...

Well, I'm pleasantly surprised. I was expecting a live mouse being dropped into a piranha tank or such like. I'm an angler too, and would have taken them for dinner. And the car at the beginning was nice.

[steviejasp]

paddyhasneeds said:

Famous Graham said:

JFReturns said:

Blue Meanie said:

Some sarcastic reply

Nope, your sarcasm and paint skills have not made me change my mind. Killing a snake and posting a picture of it online is out of order and disturbing IMO.

But I'm sure someone online will be suitably impressed with your wit and snake killing skill, so well done.

Don't be so bloody ridiculous.

Here's a guinea pig I ate in Peru.

Is that toast?

It almost certainly wont recover so i would say, yes.

[JFReturns]

[Amused2death]

Amused2death said:

GTIR said:

Amused2death said:

My little girl loves 'em.....apparantly "They all want to be friends with me daddy"





Absolutely no fear.......thats my girl

Good girl!

Did you take that picture or were you standing on the table shrieking?

Here is what it looked like a little closer....notice the hairy legs

Edited by Amused2death on Tuesday 12th October 21:18

[Poledriver]

Does anyone else have yet another spider thread up their sleeve?

[nammynake]

Famous Graham said:

Here's a guinea pig I ate in Peru.

That looks like road kill! Unfeasibly flat !

[Famous Graham]

nammynake said:

Famous Graham said:

Here's a guinea pig I ate in Peru.

That looks like road kill! Unfeasibly flat !

They do tend to gut them first...

[Egg Chaser]

muppetdave said:

Egg Chaser said:

Burn the little bds. Its the logical thing to do

Careful: man tried to burn spider to death

Read that before, what a numpty.

[TheEnd]

Egg Chaser said:

muppetdave said:

Egg Chaser said:

Burn the little bds. Its the logical thing to do

Careful: man tried to burn spider to death

Read that before, what a numpty.

He was so obviously going for the aerosol flamethrower, although tried to pretend he was just deodorising the spider, and lit a match...

[GTIR]

Arghhhhhh!

It's going to kill meeeee!

Run!!!!!!




Yes, that's my middle finger you load of girls.



(dirty hands as I'm cleaning out fireplace and disturbing their nest's)

[mybrainhurts]

Famous Graham said:

nammynake said:

Famous Graham said:

Here's a guinea pig I ate in Peru.

That looks like road kill! Unfeasibly flat !

They do tend to gut them first...

You sure it's not restin', tired and shagged out after a long squawk...?

[RegMolehusband]

My girlfriend wasn't bothered by house spiders and used to pick them up to take them out of the house - until the day when one of the bigger buggers dug its fangs into the palm of her hand..........it hurt apparently.

[Famous Graham]

mybrainhurts said:

Famous Graham said:

nammynake said:

Famous Graham said:

Here's a guinea pig I ate in Peru.

That looks like road kill! Unfeasibly flat !

They do tend to gut them first...

You sure it's not restin', tired and shagged out after a long squawk...?

A long "mweep" maybe

[Hammer67]

Blue Meanie said:

JFReturns said:

Blue Meanie said:

Doniger said:

El Capitano said:

Blue Meanie said:

I have snakes... I kill them with a spade...

nice one

like said, hope was an accident, although cant see how it would have been.

wikipedia ''grass snakes are protected under the Wildlife and Countryside Act 1981 and cannot be harmed or traded without a licence''

Im sure Blue Meanie is quaking in his boots at the thought of the long arm of the UK Wildlife and Countryside Law grabbing his collar in upstate New York.

Nice one... That particular snake was killed in Bulgaria! There are quite a few venomous, and bitey snakes, so when my little nieces are in the garden, I don't take any chances.

Poisonous or not - killing it and then showing off the picture to your virtual peers is out of order IMO.

You're right... No-one should have to put up with a picture of a dead snake. They will probably be traumatized for the rest of their lives, what with them being adults, etc. They will probably end up as drunks, divorced, and with gambling problems as they try to get away from the hideous vision of a dead snake. A vision that is far worse than anything you could possibly envisage on the news, or in hollywood movies. Probably even worse than going out and buying a mouse trap, and actually killing something yourself, because as all good armchair psychologists know, seeing a dead thing is FAR worse than actually killing something yourself. I have edited the picture, so you can sleep at night.

PS, I do hope you have never bought slug killer, insect spray, or stepped on an animal, as that would make you a murderer.

Meanie old chap, can I borrow your spade for this wker:

[Georgiegirl]

Amused2death said:

Amused2death said:

GTIR said:

Amused2death said:

My little girl loves 'em.....apparantly "They all want to be friends with me daddy"





Absolutely no fear.......thats my girl

Good girl!

Did you take that picture or were you standing on the table shrieking?

Here is what it looked like a little closer....notice the hairy legs

Edited by Amused2death on Tuesday 12th October 21:18

What are those little things at the front that look like tiny legs?