Nice, single, non-mental ladies.........

[Marcia]

Yazza54 said:

Marcia said:

Herbie58 said:

Yes we do exist, no we are not all mental and there are just as many women wondering where all the normal men are - it works both ways.

Another one here.Been single for a month now,but i'm going to enjoy it while it lasts and try and find Mr Right the traditional way,don't want to resort to internet dating just yet

Age?

Location?

Webcam???

You're far too young for me

[raredevil]

BarnatosGhost said:

raredevil said:

ShadownINja said:

Herbie58 said:

Yes we do exist, no we are not all mental and there are just as many women wondering where all the normal men are - it works both ways.

The normal men? They're everywhere. They're the men you date and eventually marry. Oh you mean the nice men? They're the ones you ignore because, well, they're sweet and great conversationalists, until you're in your 40s and divorced with baggage and these nice, sweet men you want who are still fit and trim no longer want you because, well, you're not. I know of one nice man who is in his late 30s. I doubt he's ever had a gf. He still looks the same as when he was 20 (not sure how, as he doesn't belong to a gym). I find the occasional lass and introduce; they say "he's sweet" but that's it...

HTH.

Completely agree with this. Women seem to be always looking for something better 'because their worth it'

I'm mid 30's, NOT boring, house, cars, secure job, baggage free, fit, reasonably intelligent and still single. Not good enough obviously.

Edited by raredevil on Thursday 14th October 12:25

Do you insist on a minimum hip:waist ratio though?

No, obviously there are sensible limits but I'm certainly not looking for perfection. Have been out with mongs and stunners alike.

[JB!]

Jasandjules said:

jp1982 said:

I've been single for about a year and I've decided it's time to get back in the game, so to speak.

This is where you are going wrong. Decide that you are happy being single and you are not interested in women. They will come like moths to a flame - it's a challenge they can't resist......

not IME

[Rach*]

I'd reply, but I am very mental.



The man in the co-op stroked my hand last night and gave me a long wistful gaze while giving me my receipt, I think my basket of 3 bottles of wine, 3 Caburys Twirls and a bag of frozen peas must be the signal for a clearly borderline alchoholic spinster.

[Sonic]

Marcia said:

Yazza54 said:

Marcia said:

Herbie58 said:

Yes we do exist, no we are not all mental and there are just as many women wondering where all the normal men are - it works both ways.

Another one here.Been single for a month now,but i'm going to enjoy it while it lasts and try and find Mr Right the traditional way,don't want to resort to internet dating just yet

Age?

Location?

Webcam???

You're far too young for me

Unless you're in the roofing or building trade? Or unemployed?

[ShadownINja]

anonymous said:

[redacted]

To paraphrase, women in their 30s...
single, attractive, mentally stable: pick any two.

[Justayellowbadge]

Rach* said:

I'd reply, but I am very mental.



The man in the co-op stroked my hand last night and gave me a long wistful gaze while giving me my receipt, I think my basket of 3 bottles of wine, 3 Caburys Twirls and a bag of frozen peas must be the signal for a clearly borderline alchoholic spinster.

"That's amazing.You can tell I'm single from what I've bought?"

"No, you're ugly."

[ShadownINja]

[redacted]

[Yazza54]

Rach* said:

I'd reply, but I am very mental.



The man in the co-op stroked my hand last night and gave me a long wistful gaze while giving me my receipt, I think my basket of 3 bottles of wine, 3 Caburys Twirls and a bag of frozen peas must be the signal for a clearly borderline alchoholic spinster.

Just a bit

[Mr Trophy]

GTIR said:

You sir are fked.

PH never fails to help!

[raredevil]

anonymous said:

[redacted]

Correction. Pick any one.

[Yazza54]

Sonic said:

Marcia said:

Yazza54 said:

Marcia said:

Herbie58 said:

Yes we do exist, no we are not all mental and there are just as many women wondering where all the normal men are - it works both ways.

Another one here.Been single for a month now,but i'm going to enjoy it while it lasts and try and find Mr Right the traditional way,don't want to resort to internet dating just yet

Age?

Location?

Webcam???

You're far too young for me

Unless you're in the roofing or building trade? Or unemployed?

A female roofer? Do they exist?
If so, I don't want to meet one.

[Smashed]

Rach* said:

I'd reply, but I am very mental.



The man in the co-op stroked my hand last night and gave me a long wistful gaze while giving me my receipt, I think my basket of 3 bottles of wine, 3 Caburys Twirls and a bag of frozen peas must be the signal for a clearly borderline alchoholic spinster.

I think you need cat food as well to completely fit the image

[ShadownINja]

Smashed said:

Rach* said:

I'd reply, but I am very mental.



The man in the co-op stroked my hand last night and gave me a long wistful gaze while giving me my receipt, I think my basket of 3 bottles of wine, 3 Caburys Twirls and a bag of frozen peas must be the signal for a clearly borderline alchoholic spinster.

I think you need cat food as well to completely fit the image

[WorAl]

raredevil said:

ShadownINja said:

Herbie58 said:

Yes we do exist, no we are not all mental and there are just as many women wondering where all the normal men are - it works both ways.

The normal men? They're everywhere. They're the men you date and eventually marry. Oh you mean the nice men? They're the ones you ignore because, well, they're sweet and great conversationalists, until you're in your 40s and divorced with baggage and these nice, sweet men you want who are still fit and trim no longer want you because, well, you're not. I know of one nice man who is in his late 30s. I doubt he's ever had a gf. He still looks the same as when he was 20 (not sure how, as he doesn't belong to a gym). I find the occasional lass and introduce; they say "he's sweet" but that's it...

HTH.

Completely agree with this. Women seem to be always looking for something better 'because their worth it'

I'm mid 30's, NOT boring, house, cars, secure job, baggage free, fit, reasonably intelligent and still single. Not good enough obviously.

I think I'll slip myself into this little category too.

I'm mid 30's 27, Good looking NOT boring, house, car, secure job, baggage free, fit, reasonably intelligent and still single. Not good enough obviously......Oh I see where the problem lies

Edited by WorAl on Thursday 14th October 12:53

[cal72]

Smashed said:

Rach* said:

I'd reply, but I am very mental.



The man in the co-op stroked my hand last night and gave me a long wistful gaze while giving me my receipt, I think my basket of 3 bottles of wine, 3 Caburys Twirls and a bag of frozen peas must be the signal for a clearly borderline alchoholic spinster.

I think you need cat food as well to completely fit the image

That is a bit bloody harsh. True but harsh.

[Yazza54]

cal72 said:

Smashed said:

Rach* said:

I'd reply, but I am very mental.



The man in the co-op stroked my hand last night and gave me a long wistful gaze while giving me my receipt, I think my basket of 3 bottles of wine, 3 Caburys Twirls and a bag of frozen peas must be the signal for a clearly borderline alchoholic spinster.

I think you need cat food as well to completely fit the image

That is a bit bloody harsh. True but harsh.

A few Gillette mach3s too

[jp1982]

BarnatosGhost said:

Put yourself in the places where you, a single young man, will be the scarce resource.

Demand WILL go up.

Sounds a bit like how Chicago Rock in Lincoln was

So to summarise so far:
Be happy with being single-this I can do.
Don't use chat up lines(unless you know she doesn't mind chat up lines?)-slightly confused but will try.
Don't be nice as this is perceived badly by the female population-as above.
Move to eastern europe-aren't the girls there even more fruitbat though?

All good so far.

[BruceV8]

Smashed said:

Rach* said:

I'd reply, but I am very mental.



The man in the co-op stroked my hand last night and gave me a long wistful gaze while giving me my receipt, I think my basket of 3 bottles of wine, 3 Caburys Twirls and a bag of frozen peas must be the signal for a clearly borderline alchoholic spinster.

I think you need cat food as well to completely fit the image

You could possibly add some appropriate reading material. Mills & Boon type slush or self help books with titles like "Why All Men Are bds"

[MaxAndRuby]

jp1982 said:

Sounds a bit like how Chicago Rock in Lincoln was

A quality establishment, if ever there was one.