Nice, single, non-mental ladies.........

[raredevil]

MaxAndRuby said:

jp1982 said:

Sounds a bit like how Chicago Rock in Lincoln was

A quality establishment, if ever there was one.

Chicago Rock in Worcester. You had to be married to pull...

[Sonic]

Yazza54 said:

Sonic said:

Marcia said:

Yazza54 said:

Marcia said:

Herbie58 said:

Yes we do exist, no we are not all mental and there are just as many women wondering where all the normal men are - it works both ways.

Another one here.Been single for a month now,but i'm going to enjoy it while it lasts and try and find Mr Right the traditional way,don't want to resort to internet dating just yet

Age?

Location?

Webcam???

You're far too young for me

Unless you're in the roofing or building trade? Or unemployed?

A female roofer? Do they exist?
If so, I don't want to meet one.

I meant you.

You know the average "girl" in England is 11 stone and 5'3 now. Kinky.

[BruceV8]

jp1982 said:

BarnatosGhost said:

Put yourself in the places where you, a single young man, will be the scarce resource.

Demand WILL go up.

Sounds a bit like how Chicago Rock in Lincoln was

So to summarise so far:
Be happy with being single-this I can do.
Don't use chat up lines(unless you know she doesn't mind chat up lines?)-slightly confused but will try.
Don't be nice as this is perceived badly by the female population-as above.
Move to eastern europe-aren't the girls there even more fruitbat though?

All good so far.

Take up horse riding. You will be surrounded by fit posh women in tight pants. There will be hardly any other single men - and those that are there stand a good chance of having caught the ghey.

[Rach*]

BruceV8 said:

Smashed said:

Rach* said:

I'd reply, but I am very mental.



The man in the co-op stroked my hand last night and gave me a long wistful gaze while giving me my receipt, I think my basket of 3 bottles of wine, 3 Caburys Twirls and a bag of frozen peas must be the signal for a clearly borderline alchoholic spinster.

I think you need cat food as well to completely fit the image

You could possibly add some appropriate reading material. Mills & Boon type slush or self help books with titles like "Why All Men Are bds"

I think I should start adopting cats, I can blame them for the faint whiff of urine then

[ShadownINja]

BruceV8 said:

jp1982 said:

BarnatosGhost said:

Put yourself in the places where you, a single young man, will be the scarce resource.

Demand WILL go up.

Sounds a bit like how Chicago Rock in Lincoln was

So to summarise so far:
Be happy with being single-this I can do.
Don't use chat up lines(unless you know she doesn't mind chat up lines?)-slightly confused but will try.
Don't be nice as this is perceived badly by the female population-as above.
Move to eastern europe-aren't the girls there even more fruitbat though?

All good so far.

Take up horse riding. You will be surrounded by fit posh women in tight pants. There will be hardly any other single men - and those that are there stand a good chance of having caught the ghey.

Just don't time the trot wrong or you might as well be gay... *winces*

[FastLaneGirl]

BruceV8 said:

Smashed said:

Rach* said:

I'd reply, but I am very mental.



The man in the co-op stroked my hand last night and gave me a long wistful gaze while giving me my receipt, I think my basket of 3 bottles of wine, 3 Caburys Twirls and a bag of frozen peas must be the signal for a clearly borderline alchoholic spinster.

I think you need cat food as well to completely fit the image

You could possibly add some appropriate reading material. Mills & Boon type slush or self help books with titles like "Why All Men Are bds"

And a bumper pack of batteries

[cal72]

I see the match.com thread has been abandoned.

[raredevil]

cal72 said:

I see the match.com thread has been abandoned.

because this thread is about nice, single, non-mental ladies not dating site mental's.

Edited by raredevil on Thursday 14th October 13:05

[TotalControl]

anonymous said:

[redacted]

Definitely.

[BruceV8]

ShadownINja said:

BruceV8]quote said:

Take up horse riding. You will be surrounded by fit posh women in tight pants. There will be hardly any other single men - and those that are there stand a good chance of having caught the ghey.

Just don't time the trot wrong or you might as well be gay... *winces*

Oooh that brings back painful memories.

I'm a short bald spastic with a face like a Bosnian chewing on a turd and yet I consistently punched well above my weight when I was riding a lot. In a drunken haze I once asked a girl about this odd phenonema and:

drunk horsey chick said:

A man riding a horse well shows mastery and sensitivity at the same time

Apperently girls love st like that. Seemingly it also demonstrates:

drunk horsey chick said:

stamina, rythm and balance

And we all know what she meant by that.

Of course this may all be a big stinking pile of utter cocksnot. I'm single at the moment, so what do I know?

Edited by BruceV8 on Thursday 14th October 13:17

[shamrock]

Sonic said:

Yazza54 said:

Sonic said:

Marcia said:

Yazza54 said:

Marcia said:

Herbie58 said:

Yes we do exist, no we are not all mental and there are just as many women wondering where all the normal men are - it works both ways.

Another one here.Been single for a month now,but i'm going to enjoy it while it lasts and try and find Mr Right the traditional way,don't want to resort to internet dating just yet

Age?

Location?

Webcam???

You're far too young for me

Unless you're in the roofing or building trade? Or unemployed?

A female roofer? Do they exist?
If so, I don't want to meet one.

I meant you.

You know the average "girl" in England is 11 stone and 5'3 looks like Jocky Wilson now.

EFA

[ShadownINja]

BruceV8 said:

drunk horsey chick said:

A man riding a horse well shows mastery and sensitivity at the same time

drunk horsey chick said:

stamina, rythm and balance

This bodes well. I plan to become a tai chi master. When I'm 98 in a care home, I'll be dating all the 80 year old hotties. I'll even wear a t-shirt which reads, "I fked your gran."

[FWDRacer]

anonymous said:

[redacted]

Beautifully succinct

[JB!]

Posh girls

[GT Kodiak]

jp1982 said:

For the PH men: Where is the best places you've found to get chatting/meet someone?

Dark Alleyways
Internet Chat Rooms
Outside Schools

jp1982 said:

and what approach did you use?

Downwind, Wearing a Flasher Mac and sporting Rhohypnol and Lollipops

[cal72]

[BruceV8]

ShadownINja said:

BruceV8 said:

drunk horsey chick said:

A man riding a horse well shows mastery and sensitivity at the same time

drunk horsey chick said:

stamina, rythm and balance

This bodes well. I plan to become a tai chi master. When I'm 98 in a care home, I'll be dating all the 80 year old hotties. I'll even wear a t-shirt which reads, "I fked your gran."

Cradlesnatcher.

[ShadownINja]

BruceV8 said:

ShadownINja said:

BruceV8 said:

drunk horsey chick said:

A man riding a horse well shows mastery and sensitivity at the same time

drunk horsey chick said:

stamina, rythm and balance

This bodes well. I plan to become a tai chi master. When I'm 98 in a care home, I'll be dating all the 80 year old hotties. I'll even wear a t-shirt which reads, "I fked your gran."

Cradlesnatcher.

You're just jealous you'll not be alive at 98, and if so, barely able to get out of your bed. As a tai chi master, I'll live to 200, be able to fly and pump pensioners all night.











Slightly feeling ill at the thought of sex with a granny tbh.

[cal72]

ShadownINja said:

BruceV8 said:

ShadownINja said:

BruceV8 said:

drunk horsey chick said:

A man riding a horse well shows mastery and sensitivity at the same time

drunk horsey chick said:

stamina, rythm and balance

This bodes well. I plan to become a tai chi master. When I'm 98 in a care home, I'll be dating all the 80 year old hotties. I'll even wear a t-shirt which reads, "I fked your gran."

Cradlesnatcher.

You're just jealous you'll not be alive at 98, and if so, barely able to get out of your bed. As a tai chi master, I'll live to 200, be able to fly and pump pensioners all night.











Slightly feeling ill at the thought of sex with a granny tbh.

But if they take out there teeth you could enjoy reading the racing post more.

[loafer123]

ShadownINja said:

Slightly feeling ill at the thought of sex with a granny tbh.

Like that classic episodes of Misfits.

If you haven't seen it - do, but it will be burned on your memory...