The What Would You Do If You Were Invisible? Thread

[Beefmeister]

So many dark things.

So many...

**shudder**

[Maxf]

I'd try and get into lots of top secret places. and after I'm bored of mooching around area 51, pretty much live in the ladies changing room at the gym.

[GTO Scott]

I reckon a good few day's fun could be had simply driving around in something like an MX5 or other open top car

[omgus]

I would like to say that i would be a mischevious little chappy that merely pulled amusing practical jokes or formed 50% of a Detective agency, a bit like Randall and Hopkirk (deceased), but obviously invisible instead of dead.

Unfortunately what happened when i read this thread title was:

in omgus' twisted little mind the darkness said:

many thoughts that are possibly with Emma Watson.

GTO Scott said:

I reckon a good few day's fun could be had simply driving around in something like an MX5 or other open top car

Or this covers it well i believe.

Edit for quoting the wrong thing.

Edited by omgus on Tuesday 19th October 12:23

[Smashed]

probs ride about on my motorbike it'd look bloooody weird to everyone else just seeing a bike whizzing about.

[mybrainhurts]

Then I'd hide in Russell Brand's bathroom and shove his Booky Wook sideways up his Arsey Warse....

[Famous Graham]

Mobile Chicane said:

1. Shamelessly stalk / grope Matt Baker.

2. Presuming everything I touched would also become invisible, shoplifting in Harvey Nichols.

If 2) holds true, could you briefly add Jordan and anyone involved in X-Factor to 1) please?

[SuperBaaaad]

Buckingham palace & other royal residencies - just out of sheer curiosity of what really goes in inside...

Stand in goal at a Premiership match, kicking the ball back out for any on target goals of the opposing team...

Rob some banks.

[GTO Scott]

Famous Graham said:

Mobile Chicane said:

1. Shamelessly stalk / grope Matt Baker.

2. Presuming everything I touched would also become invisible, shoplifting in Harvey Nichols.

If 2) holds true, could you briefly add Jordan and anyone involved in X-Factor to 1) please?

Speaking of X-factor, i'd go down the studios for every live show and cause 'technical difficulties'. Can't be that hard to pull random cables out until the output signal from the studio goes blank

[Justayellowbadge]

Chucky doll.

[Dilligaf10]

mybrainhurts said:

Then I'd hide in Russell Brand's bathroom and shove his Booky Wook sideways up his Arsey Warse....

Real belly laugh on this one!

[Cock Womble 7]

I'd sneak into my ex's house, wait until she went to bed, then just sit and watch her sleep.

[Poledriver]

I would do any woman I wanted to, just imagine the startled look on their faces!

[omgus]

So PH is pretty much full of people that are a little bit "rapey".

[hidetheelephants]

omgus said:

So PH is pretty much full of people that are a little bit "rapey".

My bold;

[Carlique]

I'd 'borrow' a Bugatti Veryron and take it for a quick blitz round the Nurburgring !

[cazzer]

omgus said:

So PH is pretty much full of people that are a little bit "rapey".

I think that every time I walk past the rapey room at work.
Its next to the rapists store room.

I may be adding extra spaces in my head

[goldblum]

Run naked around Sainsburys (or Waitrose,M+S but NOT Tesco) fully aroused,groping attractive (or not)womens breasts,putting hands up skirts etc..

How long did you say the 'invisible' effect lasted for?

[mybrainhurts]

Then I'd sit in the back of vonhosen's car and rewire him...

[Jezz172]

I'd visit the nearest Ferrari garage, steal a car then drive round at high speed through every front facing speed camera I can find!