Is it bigamy?

[perdu]

It was absolute crap anyway

I didn't like him

I (quite) fancied his wife #1 (her from Corrers) but never fancied either of the other versions (Past Present)

And that fat Scouse t-wat was the lump of bird doody on the cake

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(And I have to suffer hours of it any time Mrs P fancies a dollop of old "sh!tcoms")