The PistonHeads knowledge test

[Rollcage]

Who couldn't spell Ambulance?

[BlackVanGirl]

Rollcage said:

Who couldn't spell Ambulance?

James TigerWoods

Edited by BlackVanGirl on Saturday 30th October 02:01

[AndrewW-G]

eharding said:

AndrewW-G said:

eharding said:

Fat Euro-trash hacker, convicted fraudster, claimed he enjoyed eating a bargain bucket of chicken wings and a couple of hookers...at the same time. Caused absolute mayhem for a week or so.

There was a time, if you put his name in a post....it would just <performs the Verbal Kint hand-gesture describing Keyser Söze >...disappear

Kim Schmitz

I'm afraid we're going to have to insist you supply his PH login name for the full 10 marks.

Hopefully, the old automated PH defence systems will kick into life, and your post will be subjected to a compressed anti-matter dusting and a couple of fusion warhead strikes...just to be sure....

Kimble . . . . . . Is it true that if I say it three times in front of a mirror he'll appear?

[Rollcage]

BlackVanGirl said:

Rollcage said:

Who couldn't spell Ambulance?

James TigerWoods

Edited by BlackVanGirl on Saturday 30th October 02:01

Who claimed to be Simon Cowell's brother?

[TheEnd]

Rollcage said:

BlackVanGirl said:

Rollcage said:

Who couldn't spell Ambulance?

James TigerWoods

Edited by BlackVanGirl on Saturday 30th October 02:01

Who claimed to be Simon Cowell's brother?

Wasn't that a misquote or something?

G'kar/JAYB or a relation...

[Rollcage]

TheEnd said:

Rollcage said:

BlackVanGirl said:

Rollcage said:

Who couldn't spell Ambulance?

James TigerWoods

Edited by BlackVanGirl on Saturday 30th October 02:01

Who claimed to be Simon Cowell's brother?

Wasn't that a misquote or something?

G'kar/JAYB or a relation...

I'm keeping them simple!Not sure about the misquote, TBH.


Who might own a Chimaera with a tow bar?

[eharding]

AndrewW-G said:

eharding said:

AndrewW-G said:

eharding said:

Fat Euro-trash hacker, convicted fraudster, claimed he enjoyed eating a bargain bucket of chicken wings and a couple of hookers...at the same time. Caused absolute mayhem for a week or so.

There was a time, if you put his name in a post....it would just <performs the Verbal Kint hand-gesture describing Keyser Söze >...disappear

Kim Schmitz

I'm afraid we're going to have to insist you supply his PH login name for the full 10 marks.

Hopefully, the old automated PH defence systems will kick into life, and your post will be subjected to a compressed anti-matter dusting and a couple of fusion warhead strikes...just to be sure....

Kimble . . . . . . Is it true that if I say it three times in front of a mirror he'll appear?

He was a fat Euro-geezer, invariably covered in chicken fat, quantities of the Colonel's secret blend of herbs and spices, and traces of hooker batter.

I couldn't possibly comment on what, if anything, is required for you to say when standing in front of a mirror to make that appear.

[NoNeed]

I'll throw one in.

Who like other people to shag in his house so he can listen

[cal72]

Darlo 1 ? Also has a shoe fetish i beleive.

[7mike]

Who wishes they had learned to speak German rather than relying on PH to translate for them?

[Kapenta]

Clunge? Surely the best word on PH, without any ambiguities?

Spelling Police?

[poo at Paul's]

7mike said:

Who wishes they had learned to speak German rather than relying on PH to translate for them?

Dunno, but I do recall he wasn't my type, far too fat! I wish he'd leave us all alone.

OP, any ideas?

Edited by poo at Paul's on Saturday 30th October 09:21

[poo at Paul's]

Who's Aunty would you definitely do over the bonnet of the Bentley! ?

[B Huey]

Rollcage said:

Ben Hughes said:

Made a banner telling his better half that she ruined new-year's eve?

Baby Huey, as he was formerly known.

[911motorsport]

poo at Paul's said:

7mike said:

Who wishes they had learned to speak German rather than relying on PH to translate for them?

Dunno, but I do recall he wasn't my type, far too fat! I wish he'd leave us all alone.

OP, any ideas?

Er, come along now; we're straying off course

In observance of the rules we have two outstanding questions to answer first:

1)mybrainhurts said:

Who asked where he could get cheap mats for his 316, then started a thread about not buying a Gallardo because it was the wrong colour...?

2)poo at Paul's:

Who's Aunty would you definitely do over the bonnet of the Bentley! ?

[GestapoWatch]

7mike said:

Who wishes they had learned to speak German rather than relying on PH to translate for them?

Gawd who was the German lady/girl that posted on here and got slated for being long winded and deliberately using 'ich', 'mein' etc.?

[Dupont666]

GestapoWatch said:

7mike said:

Who wishes they had learned to speak German rather than relying on PH to translate for them?

Gawd who was the German lady/girl that posted on here and got slated for being long winded and deliberately using 'ich', 'mein' etc.?

Nope that was the PHer that thought he got a love note off a german girl when it really just said:

Sorry you are not my type you are fat... and he got PH to translate it for him.

[GestapoWatch]

Dupont666 said:

GestapoWatch said:

7mike said:

Who wishes they had learned to speak German rather than relying on PH to translate for them?

Gawd who was the German lady/girl that posted on here and got slated for being long winded and deliberately using 'ich', 'mein' etc.?

Nope that was the PHer that thought he got a love note off a german girl when it really just said:

Sorry you are not my type you are fat... and he got PH to translate it for him.

Aye it just reminded me of the other one... can't think who it is though...

[neilski]

poo at Paul's said:

Who's Aunty would you definitely do over the bonnet of the Bentley! ?

Not sure I would, but you're thinking of pagejob.

[Laurel Green]

NoNeed said:

I'll throw one in.

Who like other people to shag in his house so he can listen

Think that might have been Urban Sports.