I despair

[BlackVanGirl]

Autistic? Post breakdown?

Sounds pretty sad.

And not at all in a fit state to be in work without heavy-duty support.

[Somewhatfoolish]

Neither autistic nor post breakdown. I would recognise either (most of the time).

Just naive and terrible at english.

[The Moose]

Somewhatfoolish said:

Would you have security escort a puppy off the premises?

Edit: This is one of the best things about working here. Tremendous loyalty from everyone to everyone else. But it leads to this sort of absurdity.

Edited by Somewhatfoolish on Monday 1st November 23:43

If that puppy wasn't contributing to the work environment...or actually being detrimental to the other staff, then yes I would.

If that puppy did the above and showed potential mental issues, I would escort the puppy off the premises and probably drive them myself to someone who might be able to help them sort out what is going on in their head*. I think that would probably be the nicest thing?

Cheers

The Moose

*ETA: Whether that be psychiatric/lingual/other

Edited by The Moose on Monday 1st November 23:46

[Somewhatfoolish]

This probably sounds racist, but the mental issues are mostly due to being chinese and over parented... we think...

Edit: Just looked more closely. Yes he's being detrimental. Was seriously annoying me today... bobbing around like a five year old... But I can tolerate it

Edited by Somewhatfoolish on Monday 1st November 23:47

[The Moose]

Somewhatfoolish said:

This probably sounds racist, but the mental issues are mostly due to being chinese and over parented... we think...

Ok - so we've established there are potential mental issues. Make an appointment with someone who can help him. Put him in the company pool car and drive him to that appointment.

That's what you would do to be nice.

It may even be someone who speaks Chinese (make sure you get the right dialect!!)?

Cheers

The Moose

[poo at Paul's]

Somewhatfoolish said:

This probably sounds racist, but the mental issues are mostly due to being chinese and over parented... we think...

Edit: Just looked more closely. Yes he's being detrimental. Was seriously annoying me today... bobbing around like a five year old... But I can tolerate it

Edited by Somewhatfoolish on Monday 1st November 23:47

Sounds like there is definitely something wong with him.

[Bing o]

Somewhatfoolish said:

This probably sounds racist, but the mental issues are mostly due to being chinese and over parented... we think...

Edit: Just looked more closely. Yes he's being detrimental. Was seriously annoying me today... bobbing around like a five year old... But I can tolerate it

Edited by Somewhatfoolish on Monday 1st November 23:47

I work with hundred's of Chinese.

None of them do this, especially the ones that have been overseas for any length of time (bit like yanks) they need a change of scene to normalise them).

To suggest that all chinese have mental issues is, well, racist I'm afraid.

[Yazza54]

Has no one sat him down and told him that he doesn't work there anymore? :/ very odd

[Jasandjules]

Yazza54 said:

Has no one sat him down and told him that he doesn't work there anymore? :/ very odd

It sounds like he is using their systems to do his personal trading (I assume he is FSA registered given that he traded for them, if not all that well, so he's not a complete moron) so that's not too silly either, as long as he has access to their Bloomberg/Reuters etc.

I also assume that he has few/no friends or family here so he has nothing else to do.

[cal72]

Everyone needs a pet, keep him and treat him to walks tie him to a lamp post and walk off.

[davido140]

keep us posted on his response!

Poor bloke..

[Somewhatfoolish]

Jasandjules said:

Yazza54 said:

Has no one sat him down and told him that he doesn't work there anymore? :/ very odd

It sounds like he is using their systems to do his personal trading (I assume he is FSA registered given that he traded for them, if not all that well, so he's not a complete moron) so that's not too silly either, as long as he has access to their Bloomberg/Reuters etc.

I also assume that he has few/no friends or family here so he has nothing else to do.

This is a fair summary... however you don't need to be FSA registered to trade company money, so I'm afraid it doesn't rule out complete idiocy!

He hasn't turned up yet... nor have I a reply to that email... will let you know when I know anything...

[soad]

What a story...can't really comment

[ShadownINja]

Bing o said:

Somewhatfoolish said:

This probably sounds racist, but the mental issues are mostly due to being chinese and over parented... we think...

Edit: Just looked more closely. Yes he's being detrimental. Was seriously annoying me today... bobbing around like a five year old... But I can tolerate it

Edited by Somewhatfoolish on Monday 1st November 23:47

I work with hundred's of Chinese.

None of them do this, especially the ones that have been overseas for any length of time (bit like yanks) they need a change of scene to normalise them).

To suggest that all chinese have mental issues is, well, racist I'm afraid.

SWF good man, not racist, Master let me out of fridge once a day for peepee.

[ShadownINja]

I wouldn't say he's got mental issues so much as perhaps cultural: couple the Chinese hobby of gambling with the need for a family (your company/team is his family in the UK) and you have someone who is trying to trade profitably not just for money but for acceptance into the family. He probably ought to just go home to mumsy rather than seek the help of a counsellor.

[Yin Tong Ho]

Herro, Somewhatfoorish...is that you?

I crash your crar, sorry.

It crap crar anyray.

Get Chinese crar next time, sirry irriot.

You want borrow my bike? It got brake.

I go lavvy now..

[cal72]

Yin Tong Ho said:

Herro, Somewhatfoorish...is that you?

I crash your crar, sorry.

It crap crar anyray.

Get Chinese crar next time, sirry irriot.

You want borrow my bike? It got brake.

I go lavvy now..

[NitroNick]

Yin Tong Ho said:

Herro, Somewhatfoorish...is that you?

I crash your crar, sorry.

It crap crar anyray.

Get Chinese crar next time, sirry irriot.

You want borrow my bike? It got brake.

I go lavvy now..

Funniest thing i've seen all day.

[Cookie172]

Is he the Chinese equivilent of Milton?

[Hip2Bsquare]

Big Al. said:

Yazza54 said:

Some posts just disappear?

Not to the Mods, so whats going on?

Are you getting carried away again?

Step away from that delete button!