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mybrainhurts

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90,809 posts

255 months

Monday 29th February 2016
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It's March, you 'tard...smile

morgs_

1,663 posts

187 months

Monday 29th February 2016
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mybrainhurts said:
It's March, you 'tard...smile
Bless your little cotton socks!

Poisson96

2,098 posts

131 months

Monday 29th February 2016
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Silly 'obo

mybrainhurts

Original Poster:

90,809 posts

255 months

Monday 29th February 2016
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ferrisbueller said:
mybrainhurts said:
UPyourS, laddie...
PISt OFFice?
Aye, that, as well...smile

james_tigerwoods

16,287 posts

197 months

Monday 29th February 2016
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morgs_ said:
mybrainhurts said:
It's March, you 'tard...smile
Bless your little cotton socks!
S'ouldn't Nurts be proposing to someone on t'is special day? Like a tree or somet'ing?

mybrainhurts

Original Poster:

90,809 posts

255 months

Monday 29th February 2016
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james_tigerwoods said:
morgs_ said:
mybrainhurts said:
It's March, you 'tard...smile
Bless your little cotton socks!
S'ouldn't Nurts be proposing to someone on t'is special day? Like a tree or somet'ing?
Look you, carry on like this and you'll need an ambiwlans...smile

Balmoral

40,891 posts

248 months

Tuesday 1st March 2016
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t'ides of March.

mybrainhurts

Original Poster:

90,809 posts

255 months

Tuesday 1st March 2016
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Don't you bloody well start....tongue out

james_tigerwoods

16,287 posts

197 months

Wednesday 2nd March 2016
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Balmoral said:
t'ides of Marc'h.
nono

Fixed t'at for you

mybrainhurts

Original Poster:

90,809 posts

255 months

Wednesday 2nd March 2016
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It's Balmoralese, you 'tard...

Poisson96

2,098 posts

131 months

Wednesday 2nd March 2016
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'ad a dump. My bum 'urts.

lestag

4,614 posts

276 months

Sunday 6th March 2016
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Nurt's old fellow I tink you are te seep sagger.....whistle
memory fading again I see....

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Tuesday 10t February 2015
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A so your an aussie?
No, e's Wels you tard. wink

civicduty

1,857 posts

203 months

Friday 15th April 2016
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April Sowers

singlecoil

33,588 posts

246 months

Monday 16th May 2016
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I saw this and I thought of...


Poisson96

2,098 posts

131 months

Monday 16th May 2016
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Log In t'ankfully doesn't contain a letter forgotten by t'ose w'o 'urt

mybrainhurts

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90,809 posts

255 months

Tuesday 17th May 2016
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I cast a bottom burp in your general direction...

TheExcession

11,669 posts

250 months

Tuesday 17th May 2016
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mybrainhurts said:
I cast a bottom burp in your general direction...
You ought to be careful doing that at your age, you never know when there might be a follow through.

Although I hear TENA do some elderly sized baby pants that can save some of the embarrassment.

wink

mybrainhurts

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90,809 posts

255 months

Tuesday 17th May 2016
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Enough of that...

I have perfect control. I can play tunes. The Hallé Orchestra is constantly trying to recruit me. I mastered La Marseillaise only yesterday...

ferrisbueller

29,320 posts

227 months

Tuesday 17th May 2016
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alle, shirley.

TheExcession

11,669 posts

250 months

Tuesday 17th May 2016
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mybrainhurts said:
Enough of that...

I have perfect control. I can play tunes. The Hallé Orchestra is constantly trying to recruit me. I mastered La Marseillaise The 1812 Overture only yesterday...
FTFY.