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I cast a bottom burp in your general direction...

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Enough of that...

I have perfect control. I can play tunes. The Hallé Orchestra is constantly trying to recruit me. I mastered La Marseillaise only yesterday...

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Not quite, was nearly there, but the end bit blew my trousers off.

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...I'll get you for that, you cheeky gannet

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You monumental arse...

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Oh, thank you, most kind, Mr Orangenads...

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:Hisss:

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:Double Hissss:

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Git...

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Now kindly bugger off to the Ambiwlans thread, Jimmy McJimface is getting a medal.

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You ain't seen me, right...?

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morgs_ said:

Poisson96 said:

mybrainhurts said:

Now kindly bugger off to the Ambiwlans thread, Jimmy McJimface is getting a medal.

Can we present you with a new keyboard with a H key?

Careful, don't confuse ol' nurty too muc wit talk of strange keyboards.

I point my tongue in your general direction with exemplary contempt and a touch of yellow, furry coating...

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How very dare they...?

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Hello yourself....

Any more of this and I'll tell everyone about you and that sheep....

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May there be spontaneous combustion in your jock strap...

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I'll need that in writing...

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james_tigerwoods said:

What now?

An ambiwlans, you 'tard

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How very kind....

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FFS...I'm trying to get some sleep...

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carlove said:

Woops, took a wrong turn. Since I’m ere ello

It's whoops, you 'tard....

Oh...

Bugger....