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[mybrainhurts]

Go away, I've got an itch

[TheExcession]

mybrainhurts said:

Go away, I've got an itch

It's probably not an itch to be honest, more likely an old man's semi pipe flushing scenario. Do you wake up in the early hours, need to go pee, then return to bed and think 'hmm that needs a tickle..'?

(To all you young folk here, make the most of your youthful days, as you get older remember, never trust a fart and never waste an erection.)

[mybrainhurts]

I say, steady on, old chap...

[ApOrbital]

Itc you say wat type as many are found is it a common itc?

[TheExcession]

mybrainhurts said:

I say, steady on, old chap...

Which old chap???

Anyway.. all together now....

You who are on the road. Must have a code that you can live by

[mybrainhurts]

Pardon me while I go outside and insert red hot pokers in my ears...

[TheExcession]

mybrainhurts said:

Pardon me while I go outside and insert red hot pokers in my ears...

Common then, this thread has gone on long enough, find me a better tune, just don't get caught posting it here

[mybrainhurts]

TheExcession said:

mybrainhurts said:

Pardon me while I go outside and insert red hot pokers in my ears...

Common then, this thread has gone on long enough, find me a better tune, just don't get caught posting it here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5NGbv8IxCYY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5NGbv8IxCYY

Here you go, one of the greats. Now don't go saying I don't do anything for you...

[morgs_]

I tripped and bumped my ead on tis tread. Sorry Nurts

[lestag]

It is nice to tink a community cares so muc to elp keep tis tred alive, like pet seep really. Nurts likes pet seep

[james_tigerwoods]

Does 'e like pet s'eep or does 'e like pet s'eep

[Hooli]

Not sure ya sould be asking tat.

[mybrainhurts]

[ApOrbital]

You ave nice feet nurty.

[Hooli]

Evening 'nurts

[PoleDriver]

It's ooli!

[mybrainhurts]

May Russell Brand fart in your general direction...

[Hooli]

mybrainhurts said:

May Russell Brand fart in your general direction...

The farts are most probably the least offensive thing to leave his person.

[mybrainhurts]

I'll give you that one...

[Hooli]