What Does The Queen Carry in Her Handbag?

[theironduke]

A hip flask
Pack of Bensons
Bingo blotter
Al Fayeds passport

[NitroNick]

A friend of mine is friends with her on facebook and put this very question to her, so I can say with 100% certainty that she carries:

Queen said:

a 1994 action man figure attached to a handkerchief by some knitting yarn, when I get bored I sometimes like to throw him off the roof and watch him parachute to the ground

Edited by NitroNick on Tuesday 16th November 11:45

[Mazda Baiter]

Ganglandboss said:

The keys to a white Fiat Uno.

[mchammer89]

A brick.

[Frankeh]

She carries a few coins as ID.

[Du1point8]

mace for when prince philip needs a warning

[Marf]

.44 Desert Eagle
Papers proving the moon landing was fake
Special make up to cover the fact she's an inter-dimensional space lizard
Tampax

[louismchuge]

Marf said:

.44 Desert Eagle
Papers proving the moon landing was fake
Special make up to cover the fact she's an inter-dimensional space lizard
Tampax

a lizard on the blob. Nice!

[cal72]

Condoms for when she visits the Caribbean island of Mustique.

[Caruso]

Camilla voodoo doll
Blockbuster Video card (Winsdor Branch)
Blank execution warrant
Keys for all her castles/palaces on on a Landrover keyfob
Bubble gum

Edited by Caruso on Tuesday 16th November 12:50

[soad]

Does She actually use a mobile phone then? Just curious really.

Not going to speculate what the handbag's contents are

[RenesisEvo]

Mazda Baiter said:

Ganglandboss said:

The keys to a white Fiat Uno.

so nearly spat my soup over my keyboard

[carl carlson]

soad said:

Does She actually use a mobile phone then? Just curious really.

Not going to speculate what the handbag's contents are

According to reports she was given a WAP mobile phone by Siemens and uses it for horse racing results.

[working class]

A rubber fist

[Cotty]

bigandclever said:

Rather boringly...

there's a bloody book on it said:

According to the authors, one thing that can always be found in the Queen’s handbags is an S-shaped metal meat hook that she places on the dinner table’s edge to suspend her bag from so that it doesn’t touch the floor.

She must have a nightmare with the airport scanners

[The GMan]

This so she never forgets where she put things.

http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/images/18462419...

[Justices]

Subtle bag signals which everyone now knows about. That's hilarious to me for some reason.
What does she now do when she knows that you know that she knows you know?

Edited by Justices on Tuesday 16th November 14:10

[Beefmeister]

lawrence567 said:

Aids.

Dunno why, but that really tickled me.