Ryan-Air landing at a different airport then locking toilets

Ryan-Air landing at a different airport then locking toilets

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MaxAndRuby

6,792 posts

233 months

Wednesday 17th November 2010
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To an airport that's closed?

rolleyes

HD Adam

5,154 posts

185 months

Wednesday 17th November 2010
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Not exactly hard to unlock the toilets again though, is it?

Lift the little metal flappy thing on the door and slide the lever. Job done.

Puggit

48,520 posts

249 months

Wednesday 17th November 2010
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euroboy - any delays at LHR tonight?

(Flying TRF-CPH-LHR)

Puggit

48,520 posts

249 months

Wednesday 17th November 2010
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Nevermind then!

I've just watched a Ryanair 737 fold it's own stairs back in to the jet. I knew O'Leary was cheap, but that takes the biscuit!

Ganglandboss

8,309 posts

204 months

Wednesday 17th November 2010
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I'm not an expert on aircraft bogs - do they rely on other systems on the plane running (to pump water for flushing for example)?

I presume the design perimeters for the foul water storage tank capacity is based on the number of passengers and a short haul flight - perhaps they don't allow for extra capacity to allow for the additional waste produced during an extended sit-in protest by a load of angry frogs?

Flanders.

6,372 posts

209 months

Wednesday 17th November 2010
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Ganglandboss said:
I'm not an expert on aircraft bogs - do they rely on other systems on the plane running (to pump water for flushing for example)?

I presume the design perimeters for the foul water storage tank capacity is based on the number of passengers and a short haul flight - perhaps they don't allow for extra capacity to allow for the additional waste produced during an extended sit-in protest by a load of angry frogs?



They need one of the engines to be on I think. Some how it creates a Vacum in the bog.

Corsair7

20,911 posts

248 months

Wednesday 17th November 2010
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Ryan Air do this crap all the time.

My wifes flight From Newcastle to Southampton was delayed so that a Flight from somewhere in Scotland could land and its passenegrs join her near empty flight to Southampton. Ok you might think thats a good idea? But the truth was, this was done so that two flights could be turned into one, ths saving Ryan Air money.

Thing is though, the Newcastle flight was delayed 3 hours, and by the time it got airbourne Southmpton was closed for the night, so it landed in Birmingham instead. Not exactly near Southamton. The passengers then were bussed to Southampton.

So a flight that should have landed its passengers in Southampton airport around 8pm actually delivered its passenegers by bus a 4am the next day.

muppets of the highest order.

D_T_W

2,502 posts

216 months

Wednesday 17th November 2010
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Flanders. said:
Ganglandboss said:
I'm not an expert on aircraft bogs - do they rely on other systems on the plane running (to pump water for flushing for example)?

I presume the design perimeters for the foul water storage tank capacity is based on the number of passengers and a short haul flight - perhaps they don't allow for extra capacity to allow for the additional waste produced during an extended sit-in protest by a load of angry frogs?



They need one of the engines to be on I think. Some how it creates a Vacum in the bog.
They work if the APU is running or if the aircraft is attached to groud power, doesn't need the engines to be running. And they lock the toilets to stop annoyed passengers having a crafty fag in the bogs while the aircraft is on the ground and nobody can get off (or at least that's why I did it when I worked for them)

Puggit said:
Nevermind then!

I've just watched a Ryanair 737 fold it's own stairs back in to the jet. I knew O'Leary was cheap, but that takes the biscuit!
They are actually bloody handy to have, especially when you're stuck on some crappy remote stand because you've landed late and there's no Airstairs coming anytime soon!

mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

256 months

Wednesday 17th November 2010
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euroboy said:
Puggit said:
euroboy - any delays at LHR tonight?

(Flying TRF-CPH-LHR)
Sorry chap, not working.
Heathrow shut now, eh...? rolleyes

mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

256 months

Wednesday 17th November 2010
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Major Ryanair error here...

Locking the bogs...

With a cargo of French...

French piss anywhere, everwhere, any time they feel like it...hehe

rsv gone!

11,288 posts

242 months

Wednesday 17th November 2010
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Never flown them and hopefully never will.

And I don't buy the 'people didn't read all the t&cs' crap either. They are just a st operation, seemingly with disdain for their clients. And that is from the CEO!

williamp

19,277 posts

274 months

Wednesday 17th November 2010
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For some reason, people pay the cheapest prices they can, and then expect the levl of service you used to get from a 50s "jet airliner"

You pay the money, you take your chances.

Ganglandboss

8,309 posts

204 months

Wednesday 17th November 2010
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williamp said:
For some reason, people pay the cheapest prices they can, and then expect the levl of service you used to get from a 50s "jet airliner"

You pay the money, you take your chances.
"There's no such fecking thing as a fecking flight for 50p!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZAg0lUYHHFc

cottonfoo

6,016 posts

211 months

Wednesday 17th November 2010
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williamp said:
For some reason, people pay the cheapest prices they can, and then expect the levl of service you used to get from a 50s "jet airliner"

You pay the money, you take your chances.
Level of service is one thing, but not even being taken to the advertised destination is another in my opinion!

Did they know about it before they took off or do these people find out while in the air?

CJ2

1,854 posts

216 months

Wednesday 17th November 2010
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williamp said:
For some reason, people pay the cheapest prices they can, and then expect the levl of service you used to get from a 50s "jet airliner"

You pay the money, you take your chances.
Yeah, but even though it's no frills, you still expect to get to your destination.

We'd be in the doodoo if we left an aircraft full of pax.



Andy Zarse

10,868 posts

248 months

Wednesday 17th November 2010
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mybrainhurts said:
Major Ryanair error here...

Locking the bogs...

With a cargo of French...

French piss anywhere, everwhere, any time they feel like it...hehe
Yes. Johnny Frog is a deeply insanitary fellow, there will be pools of oui-oui all over the carpet and seats, and I dare suggest, he'll throw his own merde up the walls. Filthy beasts, it's a surprise they can walk upright.

kVA

2,460 posts

206 months

Wednesday 17th November 2010
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Don't know how true this is, but I was once told that the budget airlines substitute their profits occasionally by selling prime take-off slots to more premium airlines? They figure anyone who only paid £10 for their ticket can wait, but someone who paid 100 times that amount to fly first class, can't!

Can anyone verify that?

I never fly Ryanair or Easy Jet if it's remotely time-critical...

Had to last week and guess what... ended up at the wrong airport... frown

Dangerous Dan

624 posts

172 months

Wednesday 17th November 2010
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Oh British Airways, all is forgiven!