Using the loo in in front of your partner

[slomax]

dugt said:

minimatt1967 said:

dugt said:

Poledriver said:

They don't call them urinals though, the popular name for them is 'Bidets'!

Where would you put your magazines if you used it as an extra toilet?

You read at the Urinal? Kidney stones ahoy

No, Sit on loo, do ones business, keep magazines in bidet next to you in case your "in it for the long haul"

The man speaks sense. My freind has had "reading material" shelves next to the bog in both the bathrooms in his house so you're never in short supply should the time call for it. Something a woman just wouldn't think of doing...

[toast boy]

I've read Scraggles reply three times now and still don't understand what the situation was. Any chance of an explanation?

Regarding the question, no, I don't want to see my missus doing that and I'd rather she didn't see me either.

[zakelwe]

I don't mind but when my wife had a glass table put in the bathroom I said enough is enough.

Andy

[jenpot]

What's worse is the dog wandering in halfway through wanting to play fetch. 'I'm a bit busy right now,,,,'

• The door doesn't shut properly and even if it did, she can use doorhandles.

[cal72]

jenpot said:

What's worse is the dog wandering in halfway through wanting to play fetch. 'I'm a bit busy right now,,,,'

Have had similar before except mine just sits there by the door and stares.

has the look of whilst you are

[zakelwe]

cal72 said:

jenpot said:

What's worse is the dog wandering in halfway through wanting to play fetch. 'I'm a bit busy right now,,,,'

Have had similar before except mine just sits there by the door and stares.

has the look of whilst you are

Some dogs don't actually like it when you watch them have a poo. They get all self conscious as the chocolate sausage starts peeping out and then hanging down.

Andy

[911motorsport]

Edited by 911motorsport on Thursday 25th November 20:06

[cartel]

Zod said:

Mrs Fish said:

Biker's Nemesis said:

Sheets Tabuer said:

Scraggles said:

reminds me of a time at a friend's house, had been at some pub or club and was a longer drive back to his place, got to the bog first after the girls were flaffing around, then when opened the door, got given a drink and their smoke and asked to hold both. she did not exactly strip off, but was not wearing much in the first place her friend with her decided it would be more fun to be alone....

guess prefer the solo experience

What?

Indeed!

crikey, need a translation for that one.

Yup, I'm struggling too.

Wow. You been hitting the bottle tonight Scraggles?

[snowy slopes]

I think what scraggles was on about was the thing women do when they go to the dunnie in pairs, and one must have decided to curl one out, and her friend didnt want to be in there at the same time. Oh, and he was left holding their drinks and cigarettes. At least thats what i can make out anyway

[Davidos]

There are worse scenarios...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cCzebM-zZzY

(Father Ted - Unwelcome Visitor clip)

[Balmoral Green]

cartel said:

Zod said:

Mrs Fish said:

Biker's Nemesis said:

Sheets Tabuer said:

Scraggles said:

reminds me of a time at a friend's house, had been at some pub or club and was a longer drive back to his place, got to the bog first after the girls were flaffing around, then when opened the door, got given a drink and their smoke and asked to hold both. she did not exactly strip off, but was not wearing much in the first place her friend with her decided it would be more fun to be alone....

guess prefer the solo experience

What?

Indeed!

crikey, need a translation for that one.

Yup, I'm struggling too.

Wow. You been hitting the bottle tonight Scraggles?

I understood every word

[fatboy18]

Luckily we have two toilets

[V8mate]

fatboy18 said:

Luckily we have two toilets

Two? How frightfully quaint.

[Fatman2]

Sadly once you've seen your wife have two kids (one natural and one caesarean) then there really isn't much else that gets left to the imagination.

Having said that number two's are a complete no no

[paprika]

Zod said:

Mrs Fish said:

Biker's Nemesis said:

Sheets Tabuer said:

Scraggles said:

had been at some pub or club and was a longer drive back to his place, got to the bog first after the girls were flaffing around, then when opened the door, got given a drink and their smoke and asked to hold both. she did not exactly strip off, but was not wearing much in the first place her friend with her decided it would be more fun to be alone....

guess prefer the solo experience

What?

Indeed!

crikey, need a translation for that one.

Yup, I'm struggling too.

I just LOL pretty hard at that Scraggles. Purely on the basis it just made absolutely no sense whatsoever.

Just read it back again, it's seriously amusing how little sense it makes !

[fatboy18]

Fatman2 said:

Sadly once you've seen your wife have two kids (one natural and one caesarean) then there really isn't much else that gets left to the imagination.

Having said that number two's are a complete no no

Ile agree with that

[zetec]

fatboy18 said:

Fatman2 said:

Sadly once you've seen your wife have two kids (one natural and one caesarean) then there really isn't much else that gets left to the imagination.

Having said that number two's are a complete no no

Ile agree with that

Me too, the door is ALWAYS locked for a number two

[Biker's Nemesis]

Cock Womble 7 said:

V8mate said:

Cock Womble 7 said:

V8mate said:

Cock Womble 7 said:

For the record, it wasn't the kitchen sink I peed into.

That would be wrong.

Why?

Because it's usually full of washing up. I'm not going to piss on my own plates, am I?

Why?

Because it doesn't effectively clean my st off them.

Depends on how many dishes you have in the sink and what type of food is stuck too the plate.

[Not now Kato]

If logging the door is usually closed and I, or Mrs NNK, will go to the other loo.
I'm first in the shower in the morning and quite often turn round to find her sat on the loo, hopefully peeing.

[parapaul]

Not having the luxury of a second bathroom, taking a pee while the OH is in the shower (or vice versa) is relatively normal in our house.

Only once, despite IBS, have I had to crap in front of her though. And, Sod's law being what it is, it was the morning after a particularly adventurous curry... It made MY eyes water, she was in the shower retching at the smell