Using the loo in in front of your partner

[fatboy18]

Not good, is she still with you?

[Scraggles]

Zod said:

Mrs Fish said:

Biker's Nemesis said:

Sheets Tabuer said:

Scraggles said:

reminds me of a time at a friend's house, had been at some pub or club and was a longer drive back to his place, got to the bog first after the girls were flaffing around, then when opened the door, got given a drink and their smoke and asked to hold both. she did not exactly strip off, but was not wearing much in the first place her friend with her decided it would be more fun to be alone....

guess prefer the solo experience

What?

Indeed!

crikey, need a translation for that one.

Yup, I'm struggling too.

short version, went for a piss, opened the door, m8's GF rushed in handing me her drink and asked me to hold them for her, she was wearing not a lot of clothes and sat down on the bog for a piss about 2 feet away

[y2blade]

Scraggles said:

Zod said:

Mrs Fish said:

Biker's Nemesis said:

Sheets Tabuer said:

Scraggles said:

reminds me of a time at a friend's house, had been at some pub or club and was a longer drive back to his place, got to the bog first after the girls were flaffing around, then when opened the door, got given a drink and their smoke and asked to hold both. she did not exactly strip off, but was not wearing much in the first place her friend with her decided it would be more fun to be alone....

guess prefer the solo experience

What?

Indeed!

crikey, need a translation for that one.

Yup, I'm struggling too.

short version, went for a piss, opened the door, m8's GF rushed in handing me her drink and asked me to hold them for her, she was wearing not a lot of clothes and sat down on the bog for a piss about 2 feet away

again please, in English

I need more coffee

[The Beaver King]

Scraggles said:

Zod said:

Mrs Fish said:

Biker's Nemesis said:

Sheets Tabuer said:

Scraggles said:

reminds me of a time at a friend's house, had been at some pub or club and was a longer drive back to his place, got to the bog first after the girls were flaffing around, then when opened the door, got given a drink and their smoke and asked to hold both. she did not exactly strip off, but was not wearing much in the first place her friend with her decided it would be more fun to be alone....

guess prefer the solo experience

What?

Indeed!

crikey, need a translation for that one.

Yup, I'm struggling too.

short version, went for a piss, opened the door, m8's GF rushed in handing me her drink and asked me to hold them for her, she was wearing not a lot of clothes and sat down on the bog for a piss about 2 feet away

Okay, let's do this slowly, it's still early and I've not had my Weetabix.

1) You were in the toilet
2) You open the door to leave or because there was a knock?
3) A mates girlfriend enters
4) She passes you her drink and fag
5) She proceeds to empty herself while you were stood there
6) She didn't have many clothes on

Is that correct?

[Alfa numeric]

The Beaver King said:

Okay, let's do this slowly, it's still early and I've not had my Weetabix.

1) You were in the toilet
2) You open the door to leave or because there was a knock?
3) A mates girlfriend enters
4) She passes you her drink and fag
5) She proceeds to empty herself while you were stood there
6) She didn't have many clothes on

Is that correct?

My reading was:

1) He was heading to the toilet
2) He opens the door to go in
3) A mates girlfriend pushes past
4) She passes him her drink and fag
5) She proceeds to empty herself while you were stood there
6) She didn't have many clothes on

[Tow Vehicle Rqrd]

Poledriver said:

It used to be a problem until one particular ex started doing it. I kind of got used to it.

I did, however step over the mark (looking back, when sober) on peeing between her legs while she was sat on the loo having a dump!
(I was poor in those days and we only had on loo, I didn't want to pee in the sink/shower/kettle)

Noooooooooooooo, Poley! Even the "Queen Of Farts" thinks this is just WRONG!

[gilla]

Tow Vehicle Rqrd said:

Poledriver said:

It used to be a problem until one particular ex started doing it. I kind of got used to it.

I did, however step over the mark (looking back, when sober) on peeing between her legs while she was sat on the loo having a dump!
(I was poor in those days and we only had on loo, I didn't want to pee in the sink/shower/kettle)

Noooooooooooooo, Poley! Even the "Queen Of Farts" thinks this is just WRONG!

So "queen of farts" why is it so wrong?

[Tow Vehicle Rqrd]

gilla said:

Tow Vehicle Rqrd said:

Poledriver said:

It used to be a problem until one particular ex started doing it. I kind of got used to it.

I did, however step over the mark (looking back, when sober) on peeing between her legs while she was sat on the loo having a dump!
(I was poor in those days and we only had on loo, I didn't want to pee in the sink/shower/kettle)

Noooooooooooooo, Poley! Even the "Queen Of Farts" thinks this is just WRONG!

So "queen of farts" why is it so wrong?

Well, she could have been enjoying a good read of The News Of The Screws, and he could have drenched it. Not good reading a soggy paper!

[V8mate]

Tow Vehicle Rqrd said:

gilla said:

Tow Vehicle Rqrd said:

Poledriver said:

It used to be a problem until one particular ex started doing it. I kind of got used to it.

I did, however step over the mark (looking back, when sober) on peeing between her legs while she was sat on the loo having a dump!
(I was poor in those days and we only had on loo, I didn't want to pee in the sink/shower/kettle)

Noooooooooooooo, Poley! Even the "Queen Of Farts" thinks this is just WRONG!

So "queen of farts" why is it so wrong?

Well, she could have been enjoying a good read of The News Of The Screws, and he could have drenched it. Not good reading a soggy paper!

Listen poppet, I've witnessed first hand how much you enjoy liquid cascading down your frontage; you'd love it!

[911newbie]

This makes me recal my student days...

One house rented by 7 male students, only one toilet and shower in the same room.
This was Leeds in the late 80s so plenty of cheap curry houses, and I'd been at one of these fine establishments the night before. Anyway, one of my house mates is luxuriating having a long shower - but I'm about to 'write in the first person'. I just <cannot> wait any longer.
So I beg at the locked door ... 'please please please let me in for a wee', and he does but says make it quick etc.

Oh dear.... and I really mean Oh Dear GOD, out it all came, part digested curry+beer, and my dearest God it stank to high heaven. Absolutely reeked.
(The kind of stench you'd normally sit alone in and think 'feck me what a pong', even though one is habituated to and not usually repulsed by one's own smells.)

So what about my house mate ? - retching and begging/shouting for me to open something and get rid of the stench. I could hear, in his retches, his stomach rising and getting nearer and nearer to full puke. .... He wasn't such much angry as distressed.

Me? I simply could not move for laughing. Laughing and laughing in a very evil way for I could hear the effect it was having on my mate, and knew there was little I could do to get rid of that rank evil stench. I did, after a couple of minutes of near pant-wetting laughter, attempt to waft the bathroom door, and it did sort of get fresh air in. A little....

So not exactly a partner-toilet experience but certainly a sharing experience.

[Tow Vehicle Rqrd]

V8mate said:

Tow Vehicle Rqrd said:

gilla said:

Tow Vehicle Rqrd said:

Poledriver said:

It used to be a problem until one particular ex started doing it. I kind of got used to it.

I did, however step over the mark (looking back, when sober) on peeing between her legs while she was sat on the loo having a dump!
(I was poor in those days and we only had on loo, I didn't want to pee in the sink/shower/kettle)

Noooooooooooooo, Poley! Even the "Queen Of Farts" thinks this is just WRONG!

So "queen of farts" why is it so wrong?

Well, she could have been enjoying a good read of The News Of The Screws, and he could have drenched it. Not good reading a soggy paper!

Listen poppet, I've witnessed first hand how much you enjoy liquid cascading down your frontage; you'd love it!

That's different, that's alcohol!

[Alfa numeric]

911newbie said:

I almost killed my house mate

Something similar happened in my student residence. Our loo was at the top of the stairs and had an elderly door that was essentially a pane of glass with a thin wooden surround. One of my hosemates was enjoying a nice quiet Sunday morning dump with the paper when another resident, drunk as a lord, came stumbling in, up the stairs and straight through the pane of glass. Pulling the curtain off his face he spies said housmate, says "Sorry I didn't know you were in here", and clambers back out.

Happy days...

[jesta1865]

Poledriver said:

jesta1865 said:

i can't believe you lot don't just lock the chuffing door, i do even for a widdle at 3am. i would be horrified if the OH saw me on / at the loo

The house I'm renting doesn't have locks on the bathroom or toilet doors!

then put a heavy weight behind it man, for sanity's sake

[Poledriver]

jesta1865 said:

Poledriver said:

jesta1865 said:

i can't believe you lot don't just lock the chuffing door, i do even for a widdle at 3am. i would be horrified if the OH saw me on / at the loo

The house I'm renting doesn't have locks on the bathroom or toilet doors!

then put a heavy weight behind it man, for sanity's sake

I seal it up with masking tape when 'the Queen of Farts' is in there!

[Mr Trophy]

scorcher said:

Never had a toilet door for about 4 years, (took it off to do decorating and never got round to refitting)so it just became the norm in our house to go to the loo and do whatever you had to do whilst the other half was doing whatever they were doing.Still is. Visitors weren't quite so impressed.The loo looks straight down the stairs onto the front door.

Almost had an embarressing moment one day whilst sat on the loo with no door...... Rushed home from work and couldn't of quite closed the front door properly. Said hello to the dog and went straight upstairs and sat on the loo with my trousers round my ankles.The girl who delivers the local free weekly rag arrived and was trying to get it through the letterbox.This in turn pushed the door slightly open. The dog was going mental and trying to get out to kill the intruder, the crack in the door was getting wider and I was sat there,shouting at the dog and the girl whilst trying to finish my dump and get my trousers up before the front door opened and she saw me,and the dog got out and mauled her.Luckily she heard me over the dog and pulled the door closed. Completely ruined my relaxing dump! Could of been embarressing.

Thats made my morning...

[Zod]

y2blade said:

Scraggles said:

Zod said:

Mrs Fish said:

Biker's Nemesis said:

Sheets Tabuer said:

Scraggles said:

reminds me of a time at a friend's house, had been at some pub or club and was a longer drive back to his place, got to the bog first after the girls were flaffing around, then when opened the door, got given a drink and their smoke and asked to hold both. she did not exactly strip off, but was not wearing much in the first place her friend with her decided it would be more fun to be alone....

guess prefer the solo experience

What?

Indeed!

crikey, need a translation for that one.

Yup, I'm struggling too.

short version, went for a piss, opened the door, m8's GF rushed in handing me her drink and asked me to hold them for her, she was wearing not a lot of clothes and sat down on the bog for a piss about 2 feet away

again please, in English

I need more coffee

I understand it now. The revised version seems to be missing the second girl though. I had my hopes up for there to be two girls with few clothes.

[Driller]

Not an issue in our house as we put the toilets in their own rooms. Wouldn't ever consider putting one in a bathroom now, doesn't seem right, especially after some of the stories on here

Edited by Driller on Friday 26th November 12:33

[911motorsport]

Out with Mrs.911 for an extended hoon when she got the call of nature (no.2s!).

I drove for ages but couldn't find anywhere with a toilet. Panic was setting in and she was clutching the edges of her seat and becoming very animated and was groaning. In the end she got so desperate she shouted at me (as if it was my fault!) to pull over to the side of the road. She was out like a flash and squatted down by the side of the car with the door as a 'screen'.

I don't know what provoked me to do it but I immediately drove off about 50 yards down the road and sat with tears streaming down my face as all the cars tooted and cheered as they drove past her.

We never spoke for several days

[Scraggles]

The Beaver King said:

Okay, let's do this slowly, it's still early and I've not had my Weetabix.

1) You were in the toilet
2) You open the door to leave
3) A mates girlfriend enters
4) She passes you her drink and fag
5) She proceeds to empty herself while you were stood there
6) She didn't have many clothes on

Is that correct?

Yes

[Mrs Fish]

911motorsport said:

Out with Mrs.911 for an extended hoon when she got the call of nature (no.2s!).

I drove for ages but couldn't find anywhere with a toilet. Panic was setting in and she was clutching the edges of her seat and becoming very animated and was groaning. In the end she got so desperate she shouted at me (as if it was my fault!) to pull over to the side of the road. She was out like a flash and squatted down by the side of the car with the door as a 'screen'.

I don't know what provoked me to do it but I immediately drove off about 50 yards down the road and sat with tears streaming down my face as all the cars tooted and cheered as they drove past her.

We never spoke for several days

but