Using the loo in in front of your partner
Poll: Using the loo in in front of your partner
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911motorsport said:
Out with Mrs.911 for an extended hoon when she got the call of nature (no.2s!).
I drove for ages but couldn't find anywhere with a toilet. Panic was setting in and she was clutching the edges of her seat and becoming very animated and was groaning. In the end she got so desperate she shouted at me (as if it was my fault!) to pull over to the side of the road. She was out like a flash and squatted down by the side of the car with the door as a 'screen'.
I don't know what provoked me to do it but I immediately drove off about 50 yards down the road and sat with tears streaming down my face as all the cars tooted and cheered as they drove past her.
We never spoke for several days
I drove for ages but couldn't find anywhere with a toilet. Panic was setting in and she was clutching the edges of her seat and becoming very animated and was groaning. In the end she got so desperate she shouted at me (as if it was my fault!) to pull over to the side of the road. She was out like a flash and squatted down by the side of the car with the door as a 'screen'.
I don't know what provoked me to do it but I immediately drove off about 50 yards down the road and sat with tears streaming down my face as all the cars tooted and cheered as they drove past her.
We never spoke for several days
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911motorsport said:
Out with Mrs.911 for an extended hoon when she got the call of nature (no.2s!).
I drove for ages but couldn't find anywhere with a toilet. Panic was setting in and she was clutching the edges of her seat and becoming very animated and was groaning. In the end she got so desperate she shouted at me (as if it was my fault!) to pull over to the side of the road. She was out like a flash and squatted down by the side of the car with the door as a 'screen'.
I don't know what provoked me to do it but I immediately drove off about 50 yards down the road and sat with tears streaming down my face as all the cars tooted and cheered as they drove past her.
We never spoke for several days
You didn't have a kettle in the car then?I drove for ages but couldn't find anywhere with a toilet. Panic was setting in and she was clutching the edges of her seat and becoming very animated and was groaning. In the end she got so desperate she shouted at me (as if it was my fault!) to pull over to the side of the road. She was out like a flash and squatted down by the side of the car with the door as a 'screen'.
I don't know what provoked me to do it but I immediately drove off about 50 yards down the road and sat with tears streaming down my face as all the cars tooted and cheered as they drove past her.
We never spoke for several days
911motorsport said:
Out with Mrs.911 for an extended hoon when she got the call of nature (no.2s!).
I drove for ages but couldn't find anywhere with a toilet. Panic was setting in and she was clutching the edges of her seat and becoming very animated and was groaning. In the end she got so desperate she shouted at me (as if it was my fault!) to pull over to the side of the road. She was out like a flash and squatted down by the side of the car with the door as a 'screen'.
I don't know what provoked me to do it but I immediately drove off about 50 yards down the road and sat with tears streaming down my face as all the cars tooted and cheered as they drove past her.
We never spoke for several days
I drove for ages but couldn't find anywhere with a toilet. Panic was setting in and she was clutching the edges of her seat and becoming very animated and was groaning. In the end she got so desperate she shouted at me (as if it was my fault!) to pull over to the side of the road. She was out like a flash and squatted down by the side of the car with the door as a 'screen'.
I don't know what provoked me to do it but I immediately drove off about 50 yards down the road and sat with tears streaming down my face as all the cars tooted and cheered as they drove past her.
We never spoke for several days
Is your life's ambition to get a divorce?
Quaint said:
911motorsport said:
I don't know what provoked me to do it but I immediately drove off about 50 yards down the road and sat with tears streaming down my face as all the cars tooted and cheered as they drove past her.
You swine. Massively amusing, though.
You lived through it?
Damn some of you can do a lot, swap dvds she lends out with porn, putting them out in the open without pants,...
Mine would have a serious case of the mental in either case.
ZesPak said:
Quaint said:
911motorsport said:
I don't know what provoked me to do it but I immediately drove off about 50 yards down the road and sat with tears streaming down my face as all the cars tooted and cheered as they drove past her.
You swine. Massively amusing, though.
You lived through it?
Damn some of you can do a lot, swap dvds she lends out with porn, putting them out in the open without pants,...
Mine would have a serious case of the mental in either case.
I didn't get off scot free though! I was wracked with guilt for literally minutes on end 911motorsport said:
ZesPak said:
Quaint said:
911motorsport said:
I don't know what provoked me to do it but I immediately drove off about 50 yards down the road and sat with tears streaming down my face as all the cars tooted and cheered as they drove past her.
You swine. Massively amusing, though.
You lived through it?
Damn some of you can do a lot, swap dvds she lends out with porn, putting them out in the open without pants,...
Mine would have a serious case of the mental in either case.
I didn't get off scot free though! I was wracked with guilt for literally minutes on end If i did that to mrs slopes, i would have to leave the house, because she would just wait until i had to sleep to get revenge911motorsport said:
Out with Mrs.911 for an extended hoon when she got the call of nature (no.2s!).
I drove for ages but couldn't find anywhere with a toilet. Panic was setting in and she was clutching the edges of her seat and becoming very animated and was groaning. In the end she got so desperate she shouted at me (as if it was my fault!) to pull over to the side of the road. She was out like a flash and squatted down by the side of the car with the door as a 'screen'.
I don't know what provoked me to do it but I immediately drove off about 50 yards down the road and sat with tears streaming down my face as all the cars tooted and cheered as they drove past her.
We never spoke for several days
Ive been crying with laughter at that one I drove for ages but couldn't find anywhere with a toilet. Panic was setting in and she was clutching the edges of her seat and becoming very animated and was groaning. In the end she got so desperate she shouted at me (as if it was my fault!) to pull over to the side of the road. She was out like a flash and squatted down by the side of the car with the door as a 'screen'.
I don't know what provoked me to do it but I immediately drove off about 50 yards down the road and sat with tears streaming down my face as all the cars tooted and cheered as they drove past her.
We never spoke for several days
Brave man 
fatboy18 said:
911motorsport said:
Out with Mrs.911 for an extended hoon when she got the call of nature (no.2s!).
I drove for ages but couldn't find anywhere with a toilet. Panic was setting in and she was clutching the edges of her seat and becoming very animated and was groaning. In the end she got so desperate she shouted at me (as if it was my fault!) to pull over to the side of the road. She was out like a flash and squatted down by the side of the car with the door as a 'screen'.
I don't know what provoked me to do it but I immediately drove off about 50 yards down the road and sat with tears streaming down my face as all the cars tooted and cheered as they drove past her.
We never spoke for several days
Ive been crying with laughter at that one I drove for ages but couldn't find anywhere with a toilet. Panic was setting in and she was clutching the edges of her seat and becoming very animated and was groaning. In the end she got so desperate she shouted at me (as if it was my fault!) to pull over to the side of the road. She was out like a flash and squatted down by the side of the car with the door as a 'screen'.
I don't know what provoked me to do it but I immediately drove off about 50 yards down the road and sat with tears streaming down my face as all the cars tooted and cheered as they drove past her.
We never spoke for several days
Brave man wee yes. other no.
But you must remember to lock the door otherwise the spaniel does have a habit of sliding the door open, having a look and clearing off again
That is the first thing we tell people who visit. ALWAYS lock the door otherwise expect surprise.
But you must remember to lock the door otherwise the spaniel does have a habit of sliding the door open, having a look and clearing off again
That is the first thing we tell people who visit. ALWAYS lock the door otherwise expect surprise.
Edited by Morningside on Friday 26th November 20:08
911motorsport said:
Out with Mrs.911 for an extended hoon when she got the call of nature (no.2s!).
I drove for ages but couldn't find anywhere with a toilet. Panic was setting in and she was clutching the edges of her seat and becoming very animated and was groaning. In the end she got so desperate she shouted at me (as if it was my fault!) to pull over to the side of the road. She was out like a flash and squatted down by the side of the car with the door as a 'screen'.
I don't know what provoked me to do it but I immediately drove off about 50 yards down the road and sat with tears streaming down my face as all the cars tooted and cheered as they drove past her.
We never spoke for several days
I drove for ages but couldn't find anywhere with a toilet. Panic was setting in and she was clutching the edges of her seat and becoming very animated and was groaning. In the end she got so desperate she shouted at me (as if it was my fault!) to pull over to the side of the road. She was out like a flash and squatted down by the side of the car with the door as a 'screen'.
I don't know what provoked me to do it but I immediately drove off about 50 yards down the road and sat with tears streaming down my face as all the cars tooted and cheered as they drove past her.
We never spoke for several days
Full marks for making me PMSL I've often thought about it, but next time someone gets caught short in my car I'm trying that!
Zod said:
911motorsport said:
Out with Mrs.911 for an extended hoon when she got the call of nature (no.2s!).
I drove for ages but couldn't find anywhere with a toilet. Panic was setting in and she was clutching the edges of her seat and becoming very animated and was groaning. In the end she got so desperate she shouted at me (as if it was my fault!) to pull over to the side of the road. She was out like a flash and squatted down by the side of the car with the door as a 'screen'.
I don't know what provoked me to do it but I immediately drove off about 50 yards down the road and sat with tears streaming down my face as all the cars tooted and cheered as they drove past her.
We never spoke for several days
You didn't have a kettle in the car then?I drove for ages but couldn't find anywhere with a toilet. Panic was setting in and she was clutching the edges of her seat and becoming very animated and was groaning. In the end she got so desperate she shouted at me (as if it was my fault!) to pull over to the side of the road. She was out like a flash and squatted down by the side of the car with the door as a 'screen'.
I don't know what provoked me to do it but I immediately drove off about 50 yards down the road and sat with tears streaming down my face as all the cars tooted and cheered as they drove past her.
We never spoke for several days
'It's a poo joke on the internets my dear'.
sneijder said:
Zod said:
911motorsport said:
Out with Mrs.911 for an extended hoon when she got the call of nature (no.2s!).
I drove for ages but couldn't find anywhere with a toilet. Panic was setting in and she was clutching the edges of her seat and becoming very animated and was groaning. In the end she got so desperate she shouted at me (as if it was my fault!) to pull over to the side of the road. She was out like a flash and squatted down by the side of the car with the door as a 'screen'.
I don't know what provoked me to do it but I immediately drove off about 50 yards down the road and sat with tears streaming down my face as all the cars tooted and cheered as they drove past her.
We never spoke for several days
You didn't have a kettle in the car then?I drove for ages but couldn't find anywhere with a toilet. Panic was setting in and she was clutching the edges of her seat and becoming very animated and was groaning. In the end she got so desperate she shouted at me (as if it was my fault!) to pull over to the side of the road. She was out like a flash and squatted down by the side of the car with the door as a 'screen'.
I don't know what provoked me to do it but I immediately drove off about 50 yards down the road and sat with tears streaming down my face as all the cars tooted and cheered as they drove past her.
We never spoke for several days
'It's a poo joke on the internets my dear'.
I think the worse bit was that in her haste to exit the car the only thing she could grab for 'toilet tissue' was a packet of crisps. Judging by the gait of her walk back to the car, and the way she gingerly sat down, these were wholly ineffective. "Just drive" was all I got out of her.Edited by 911motorsport on Friday 26th November 22:33
911motorsport said:
sneijder said:
Zod said:
911motorsport said:
Out with Mrs.911 for an extended hoon when she got the call of nature (no.2s!).
I drove for ages but couldn't find anywhere with a toilet. Panic was setting in and she was clutching the edges of her seat and becoming very animated and was groaning. In the end she got so desperate she shouted at me (as if it was my fault!) to pull over to the side of the road. She was out like a flash and squatted down by the side of the car with the door as a 'screen'.
I don't know what provoked me to do it but I immediately drove off about 50 yards down the road and sat with tears streaming down my face as all the cars tooted and cheered as they drove past her.
We never spoke for several days
You didn't have a kettle in the car then?I drove for ages but couldn't find anywhere with a toilet. Panic was setting in and she was clutching the edges of her seat and becoming very animated and was groaning. In the end she got so desperate she shouted at me (as if it was my fault!) to pull over to the side of the road. She was out like a flash and squatted down by the side of the car with the door as a 'screen'.
I don't know what provoked me to do it but I immediately drove off about 50 yards down the road and sat with tears streaming down my face as all the cars tooted and cheered as they drove past her.
We never spoke for several days
'It's a poo joke on the internets my dear'.
I think the worse bit was that in her haste to exit the car the only thing she could grab for 'toilet tissue' was a packet of crisps. Judging by the gait of her walk back to the car, and the way she gingerly sat down, these were wholly ineffective. "Just drive" was all I got out of her.Edited by 911motorsport on Friday 26th November 22:33
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