Using the loo in in front of your partner

Using the loo in in front of your partner

Poll: Using the loo in in front of your partner

Total Members Polled: 695

I don't have an issue with it: 23%
Only for a wee: 40%
No, it's disgusting: 32%
Only if we've been together for some time: 5%
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Richieboy3008

2,058 posts

182 months

Friday 27th May 2016
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Piss yes, dump no. Only one toilet in our place, which is particularly annoying when you crap as often as I do and the missus is in there hogging it. One time I had to drive to the nearest pub just to unload as I couldn't wait any longer!

Edited by Richieboy3008 on Friday 27th May 09:33

Johnnytheboy

24,498 posts

185 months

Friday 27th May 2016
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I hope you haven't been holding that in for the last 6.5 years!

PositronicRay

26,957 posts

182 months

Friday 27th May 2016
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Richieboy3008 said:
Piss yes, dump no. Only one toilet in our place, which particularly annoying when you crap as often as I do and the missus is in there hogging it. One time I had to drive to the nearest pub just to unloaded as I couldn't wait any longer!
You resurrected a 6 y/o thread to spoil my breakfast!

ali_kat

31,988 posts

220 months

Friday 27th May 2016
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Johnnytheboy said:
I hope you haven't been holding that in for the last 6.5 years!
And WtF were you searching for to find it?!

Calza

1,979 posts

114 months

Friday 27th May 2016
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PositronicRay said:
You resurrected a 6 y/o thread to spoil my breakfast!
To be fair, what were you expecting coming in here biggrin

Richieboy3008

2,058 posts

182 months

Friday 27th May 2016
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We were having a conversation at work about dumping etc as you do. I knew PH is the source of many amusing anecdotes, so I googled 'pistonheads taking a dump' this thread is top of the list. Crying with laughter on the train this morning!

HarryFlatters

4,203 posts

211 months

Friday 27th May 2016
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Facebook has reminded me that the wife and I have been together for 12 years. We've never used the toilet in front of each other.

Puggit

48,355 posts

247 months

Friday 27th May 2016
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New house with 4 loos - 4 of us in the family.

Bliss!

Vocal Minority

8,582 posts

151 months

Friday 27th May 2016
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HarryFlatters said:
the wife and I have been together for 12 years. We've never used the toilet in front of each other.
That's because you are a normal human with standards....

antspants

2,401 posts

174 months

Friday 27th May 2016
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Very amusing if old thread.

I don't poo in front of my wife as I like some privacy, however she insists on taking a dump in front of me most days and waits until I'm cleaning my teeth to do so. It happens too often to be a coincidence she definitely does it on purpose, and my son seeing how funny she thinks it is, has now started doing the same when I'm in the shower. I wipe the steam off the shower door to see his grinning face as he squeezes one out. Our bathroom bloody stinks some mornings!

The post about leaving the wife squatting by the side of the road reminds me when the two of us went to a concert years ago with friends. My wife got absolutely hammered and as we sat queuing to get out of the NEC carpark announced she was bursting for a wee. So unable to hold it any longer she stumbled off down the car park where there were no trees or hedges to hide behind and didn't go far enough because we could still clearly see her.

But the priceless moment came when squatting down mid-wee she lost her balance, and because she was holding on to her clothes, just fell forward and headbutted the carpark hard with her bare bum in the air!

Suffice to say my friends and I found it very very funny, but then so did all the people in the other cars in the queue, and she walked back to the car looking very sheepish to the sound of cheers and horns blaring smile

And by the time she got back to the car she had a massive lump on her forehead laugh

HarryFlatters

4,203 posts

211 months

Friday 27th May 2016
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Vocal Minority said:
HarryFlatters said:
the wife and I have been together for 12 years. We've never used the toilet in front of each other.
That's because you are a normal human with standards....
No, that can't be it... scratchchin

Calza

1,979 posts

114 months

Friday 27th May 2016
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I have just read this whole thread and it is, absolute gold.

Reading this in an open office was not a good move .. tears down my face trying not to laugh out loud..

911motorsport said:
Out with Mrs.911 for an extended hoon when she got the call of nature (no.2s!).

I drove for ages but couldn't find anywhere with a toilet. Panic was setting in and she was clutching the edges of her seat and becoming very animated and was groaning. In the end she got so desperate she shouted at me (as if it was my fault!) to pull over to the side of the road. She was out like a flash and squatted down by the side of the car with the door as a 'screen'.

I don't know what provoked me to do it but I immediately drove off about 50 yards down the road and sat with tears streaming down my face as all the cars tooted and cheered as they drove past her.

We never spoke for several days frown

J4CKO

41,286 posts

199 months

Friday 27th May 2016
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I lock the door, she always manages to shout me when I am mid dump, breaks my concentrations somewhat !

Usually it is to suggest I need to vacate the facility as she has urgent business in there, I suggest the other toilet but apparently no, has to be that one, then comes in and makes a big deal of telling me that it smells in there, what is that about ? rushes in to a recently used toilet, knowing what has transpired and then objects to the smell ?

She goes mental if there is a trace of my visit, so I use a disposable brush spray air freshener to avoid any recriminations as she will make a really big deal of it, she leaves a floater on occasions and I made the mistake of mentioning it seeing as she thinks it is so important, I thought she should know and to suggest a level of hypocrisy and possibly get a pass out if I forget, but no, apparently, if I were a gentleman I would have just flushed it and not mentioned it, and she is now upset, women are nucking futs.


Vocal Minority

8,582 posts

151 months

Sunday 29th May 2016
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Outstanding use of the word transpired...

grumbledoak

31,499 posts

232 months

Sunday 29th May 2016
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antspants said:
But the priceless moment came
...
And by the time she got back to the car she had a massive lump on her forehead laugh
rofl


Calletrece

320 posts

129 months

Sunday 29th May 2016
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It says something about society that the ultimate prize in life is sticking it up her harris, but god forbid she need a st.

ArsE92

21,007 posts

186 months

Sunday 29th May 2016
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antspants said:
Very amusing if old thread.

I don't poo in front of my wife as I like some privacy, however she insists on taking a dump in front of me most days and waits until I'm cleaning my teeth to do so. It happens too often to be a coincidence she definitely does it on purpose, and my son seeing how funny she thinks it is, has now started doing the same when I'm in the shower. I wipe the steam off the shower door to see his grinning face as he squeezes one out. Our bathroom bloody stinks some mornings!

The post about leaving the wife squatting by the side of the road reminds me when the two of us went to a concert years ago with friends. My wife got absolutely hammered and as we sat queuing to get out of the NEC carpark announced she was bursting for a wee. So unable to hold it any longer she stumbled off down the car park where there were no trees or hedges to hide behind and didn't go far enough because we could still clearly see her.

But the priceless moment came when squatting down mid-wee she lost her balance, and because she was holding on to her clothes, just fell forward and headbutted the carpark hard with her bare bum in the air!

Suffice to say my friends and I found it very very funny, but then so did all the people in the other cars in the queue, and she walked back to the car looking very sheepish to the sound of cheers and horns blaring smile

And by the time she got back to the car she had a massive lump on her forehead laugh
Good Heavens.