Using the loo in in front of your partner
Poll: Using the loo in in front of your partner
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Discussion
Piss yes, dump no. Only one toilet in our place, which is particularly annoying when you crap as often as I do and the missus is in there hogging it. One time I had to drive to the nearest pub just to unload as I couldn't wait any longer!
Edited by Richieboy3008 on Friday 27th May 09:33
Richieboy3008 said:
Piss yes, dump no. Only one toilet in our place, which particularly annoying when you crap as often as I do and the missus is in there hogging it. One time I had to drive to the nearest pub just to unloaded as I couldn't wait any longer!
You resurrected a 6 y/o thread to spoil my breakfast! Very amusing if old thread.
I don't poo in front of my wife as I like some privacy, however she insists on taking a dump in front of me most days and waits until I'm cleaning my teeth to do so. It happens too often to be a coincidence she definitely does it on purpose, and my son seeing how funny she thinks it is, has now started doing the same when I'm in the shower. I wipe the steam off the shower door to see his grinning face as he squeezes one out. Our bathroom bloody stinks some mornings!
The post about leaving the wife squatting by the side of the road reminds me when the two of us went to a concert years ago with friends. My wife got absolutely hammered and as we sat queuing to get out of the NEC carpark announced she was bursting for a wee. So unable to hold it any longer she stumbled off down the car park where there were no trees or hedges to hide behind and didn't go far enough because we could still clearly see her.
But the priceless moment came when squatting down mid-wee she lost her balance, and because she was holding on to her clothes, just fell forward and headbutted the carpark hard with her bare bum in the air!
Suffice to say my friends and I found it very very funny, but then so did all the people in the other cars in the queue, and she walked back to the car looking very sheepish to the sound of cheers and horns blaring
And by the time she got back to the car she had a massive lump on her forehead
I don't poo in front of my wife as I like some privacy, however she insists on taking a dump in front of me most days and waits until I'm cleaning my teeth to do so. It happens too often to be a coincidence she definitely does it on purpose, and my son seeing how funny she thinks it is, has now started doing the same when I'm in the shower. I wipe the steam off the shower door to see his grinning face as he squeezes one out. Our bathroom bloody stinks some mornings!
The post about leaving the wife squatting by the side of the road reminds me when the two of us went to a concert years ago with friends. My wife got absolutely hammered and as we sat queuing to get out of the NEC carpark announced she was bursting for a wee. So unable to hold it any longer she stumbled off down the car park where there were no trees or hedges to hide behind and didn't go far enough because we could still clearly see her.
But the priceless moment came when squatting down mid-wee she lost her balance, and because she was holding on to her clothes, just fell forward and headbutted the carpark hard with her bare bum in the air!
Suffice to say my friends and I found it very very funny, but then so did all the people in the other cars in the queue, and she walked back to the car looking very sheepish to the sound of cheers and horns blaring
And by the time she got back to the car she had a massive lump on her forehead
I have just read this whole thread and it is, absolute gold.
Reading this in an open office was not a good move .. tears down my face trying not to laugh out loud..
Reading this in an open office was not a good move .. tears down my face trying not to laugh out loud..
911motorsport said:
Out with Mrs.911 for an extended hoon when she got the call of nature (no.2s!).
I drove for ages but couldn't find anywhere with a toilet. Panic was setting in and she was clutching the edges of her seat and becoming very animated and was groaning. In the end she got so desperate she shouted at me (as if it was my fault!) to pull over to the side of the road. She was out like a flash and squatted down by the side of the car with the door as a 'screen'.
I don't know what provoked me to do it but I immediately drove off about 50 yards down the road and sat with tears streaming down my face as all the cars tooted and cheered as they drove past her.
We never spoke for several days
I drove for ages but couldn't find anywhere with a toilet. Panic was setting in and she was clutching the edges of her seat and becoming very animated and was groaning. In the end she got so desperate she shouted at me (as if it was my fault!) to pull over to the side of the road. She was out like a flash and squatted down by the side of the car with the door as a 'screen'.
I don't know what provoked me to do it but I immediately drove off about 50 yards down the road and sat with tears streaming down my face as all the cars tooted and cheered as they drove past her.
We never spoke for several days
I lock the door, she always manages to shout me when I am mid dump, breaks my concentrations somewhat !
Usually it is to suggest I need to vacate the facility as she has urgent business in there, I suggest the other toilet but apparently no, has to be that one, then comes in and makes a big deal of telling me that it smells in there, what is that about ? rushes in to a recently used toilet, knowing what has transpired and then objects to the smell ?
She goes mental if there is a trace of my visit, so I use a disposable brush spray air freshener to avoid any recriminations as she will make a really big deal of it, she leaves a floater on occasions and I made the mistake of mentioning it seeing as she thinks it is so important, I thought she should know and to suggest a level of hypocrisy and possibly get a pass out if I forget, but no, apparently, if I were a gentleman I would have just flushed it and not mentioned it, and she is now upset, women are nucking futs.
Usually it is to suggest I need to vacate the facility as she has urgent business in there, I suggest the other toilet but apparently no, has to be that one, then comes in and makes a big deal of telling me that it smells in there, what is that about ? rushes in to a recently used toilet, knowing what has transpired and then objects to the smell ?
She goes mental if there is a trace of my visit, so I use a disposable brush spray air freshener to avoid any recriminations as she will make a really big deal of it, she leaves a floater on occasions and I made the mistake of mentioning it seeing as she thinks it is so important, I thought she should know and to suggest a level of hypocrisy and possibly get a pass out if I forget, but no, apparently, if I were a gentleman I would have just flushed it and not mentioned it, and she is now upset, women are nucking futs.
antspants said:
Very amusing if old thread.
I don't poo in front of my wife as I like some privacy, however she insists on taking a dump in front of me most days and waits until I'm cleaning my teeth to do so. It happens too often to be a coincidence she definitely does it on purpose, and my son seeing how funny she thinks it is, has now started doing the same when I'm in the shower. I wipe the steam off the shower door to see his grinning face as he squeezes one out. Our bathroom bloody stinks some mornings!
The post about leaving the wife squatting by the side of the road reminds me when the two of us went to a concert years ago with friends. My wife got absolutely hammered and as we sat queuing to get out of the NEC carpark announced she was bursting for a wee. So unable to hold it any longer she stumbled off down the car park where there were no trees or hedges to hide behind and didn't go far enough because we could still clearly see her.
But the priceless moment came when squatting down mid-wee she lost her balance, and because she was holding on to her clothes, just fell forward and headbutted the carpark hard with her bare bum in the air!
Suffice to say my friends and I found it very very funny, but then so did all the people in the other cars in the queue, and she walked back to the car looking very sheepish to the sound of cheers and horns blaring
And by the time she got back to the car she had a massive lump on her forehead
Good Heavens. I don't poo in front of my wife as I like some privacy, however she insists on taking a dump in front of me most days and waits until I'm cleaning my teeth to do so. It happens too often to be a coincidence she definitely does it on purpose, and my son seeing how funny she thinks it is, has now started doing the same when I'm in the shower. I wipe the steam off the shower door to see his grinning face as he squeezes one out. Our bathroom bloody stinks some mornings!
The post about leaving the wife squatting by the side of the road reminds me when the two of us went to a concert years ago with friends. My wife got absolutely hammered and as we sat queuing to get out of the NEC carpark announced she was bursting for a wee. So unable to hold it any longer she stumbled off down the car park where there were no trees or hedges to hide behind and didn't go far enough because we could still clearly see her.
But the priceless moment came when squatting down mid-wee she lost her balance, and because she was holding on to her clothes, just fell forward and headbutted the carpark hard with her bare bum in the air!
Suffice to say my friends and I found it very very funny, but then so did all the people in the other cars in the queue, and she walked back to the car looking very sheepish to the sound of cheers and horns blaring
And by the time she got back to the car she had a massive lump on her forehead
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