Using the loo in in front of your partner

[Poledriver]

Cock Womble 7 said:

Whilst we're on the subject, and not wishing to get too vulgar, why do women "hiss" when they piss?

Because they pee at a higher pressure than we do!

[Zod]

I've been married ten years, been present at two births (third one coming up soon) and I have no desire ever to be there when my wife is taking a dump or vice-versa. She will come in to the bathroom and go for a pee while I'm in the shower, but with a steamed up door, I see only a shadowy shape, so that's fine.

[Adenauer]

The Beaver King said:

I'm talking about sitting on the loo, not scooping it out the bowl and dissecting it on the kitchen table.

What a lovely picture you paint

[Cock Womble 7]

Poledriver said:

Cock Womble 7 said:

Whilst we're on the subject, and not wishing to get too vulgar, why do women "hiss" when they piss?

Because they pee at a higher pressure than we do!

Really? How?

I would imagine that our bladders are roughly the same size, so we have similar volume and I can't imagine that their "opening" is much smaller than ours, so we have similarly-sized outlets. So why the difference in pressure?

Is it these pelvic floor exercises that they always bang on about? Is that the aim of them - a louder hiss?

[Alfa numeric]

Cock Womble 7 said:

wet the lettuce

Do the what now????

I'm never eating salad at your place...

[GreenDog]

The Beaver King said:

I don't see a massive difference between peeing and pooing while your partners around...

Well there's the smell for a start.

[Zod]

The Beaver King said:

pugwash4x4 said:

After 12 years it very rare that either of us will go in front of the other- its not a massive problem but its just nicer not to show your missus your ablutions.

I'm talking about sitting on the loo, not scooping it out the bowl and dissecting it on the kitchen table. It's not like squatting one out over a glass table, it's a perfectly natural bodily function, that for some reason, people don't feel comfortable aound.

I don't see a massive difference between peeing and pooing while your partners around...

Stink and sounds. Not good.

I get all the stink and st from my kids, but given they do not have an alternate role as sex goddesses, that is fine. My wife, on the other hand, as well as being my children's mother, must be my sex goddess.

[Poledriver]

Cock Womble 7 said:

Poledriver said:

Cock Womble 7 said:

Whilst we're on the subject, and not wishing to get too vulgar, why do women "hiss" when they piss?

Because they pee at a higher pressure than we do!

Really? How?

I would imagine that our bladders are roughly the same size, so we have similar volume and I can't imagine that their "opening" is much smaller than ours, so we have similarly-sized outlets. So why the difference in pressure?

Is it these pelvic floor exercises that they always bang on about? Is that the aim of them - a louder hiss?

Their pelvises are a different shape/volume and they also have other 'bits' inside so volume is not so good. They also leave it too long before going.
Also we have a longer tract for the pee to travel down, this has flexible sidewall which will tend to absorb some of the pressure

I may have just made all of that up!

[Cock Womble 7]

Poledriver said:

I may have just made all of that up!

You may be right.

I actually quite like listening to the hissing.

Edited by Cock Womble 7 on Thursday 25th November 15:13

[911motorsport]

You know when you place two blades of grass together and blow through them to make a quack sound. It's like that.

[Rude-boy]

V8mate said:

Rude-boy said:

Before I met the g/f I was always a no way type. Even squeezing a few drops out would take more mental effort than waiting a few minutes.

Now I will happily have a pee with her there but still can't do the sitting thing other than in tummy bug situations where there is no choice in the matter. TBH I tend to let her know if I am off for a quick read and have been known to get a little stroppy when she insists on starting up or carrying on a conversation when I am trying to read Pit and Paddock.

She on the other hand has no fears, although will warn me if it's not just a pee so I can make up my own mind is i am likely to be gassed.

We will both happily pass wind in front of each other - We don't have competitions of anything but in the right mood on our own will pass comment and ratings

Please don't say 'tummy'.

Sorry, can't be arsed to spell check today and went through 2 spellings of stomach before giving up. Still not sure I have it correct now!

[The Beaver King]

Zod said:

The Beaver King said:

pugwash4x4 said:

After 12 years it very rare that either of us will go in front of the other- its not a massive problem but its just nicer not to show your missus your ablutions.

I'm talking about sitting on the loo, not scooping it out the bowl and dissecting it on the kitchen table. It's not like squatting one out over a glass table, it's a perfectly natural bodily function, that for some reason, people don't feel comfortable aound.

I don't see a massive difference between peeing and pooing while your partners around...

Stink and sounds. Not good.

I get all the stink and st from my kids, but given they do not have an alternate role as sex goddesses, that is fine. My wife, on the other hand, as well as being my children's mother, must be my sex goddess.

And while I do understand that, I have no qualms or illusions about the fact that my girlfriend has the same need to pee and crap that I do.

When we get into bed for the 'No-pants Dance', I do not instinctively look at her and think 'I can't get an erection because you have to poo and it smells'.

Maybe it depends on the boundaries of what makes you feel sick. st, snot, piss, blood, sick, none of that bothers me. I'm not going to roll around it in, but I don't get the urge to chunk and I would feel much better if I knew that any of the aforementioned belong to the girl that I love.

[Rude-boy]

Zod said:

My wife, on the other hand, as well as being my children's mother, must be my sex goddess.

VERY inappropriate, and I apologise for any offence caused in advance, but whenever I hear or see a comment like that I can’t help think of the film (Goodfellas?) where someone (Joe Pesci?), when asked why they have a mistress, says words to the effect of “That’s the mouth my wife kisses my children goodnight with!”

Edited by Rude-boy on Thursday 25th November 15:21

[The Beaver King]

I'm going to wait for the PH nightshift before compiling and producing an official document of the results, they are a strange bunch and could well tip the balance in my favour.

[5potTurbo]

Alfa numeric said:

Cock Womble 7 said:

wet the lettuce

Do the what now????

I'm never eating salad at your place...

One of my mates refers to girls peeing as "shaking the lettuce".

[pugwash4x4]

The Beaver King said:

Zod said:

The Beaver King said:

pugwash4x4 said:

After 12 years it very rare that either of us will go in front of the other- its not a massive problem but its just nicer not to show your missus your ablutions.

I'm talking about sitting on the loo, not scooping it out the bowl and dissecting it on the kitchen table. It's not like squatting one out over a glass table, it's a perfectly natural bodily function, that for some reason, people don't feel comfortable aound.

I don't see a massive difference between peeing and pooing while your partners around...

Stink and sounds. Not good.

I get all the stink and st from my kids, but given they do not have an alternate role as sex goddesses, that is fine. My wife, on the other hand, as well as being my children's mother, must be my sex goddess.

And while I do understand that, I have no qualms or illusions about the fact that my girlfriend has the same need to pee and crap that I do.

When we get into bed for the 'No-pants Dance', I do not instinctively look at her and think 'I can't get an erection because you have to poo and it smells'.

Maybe it depends on the boundaries of what makes you feel sick. st, snot, piss, blood, sick, none of that bothers me. I'm not going to roll around it in, but I don't get the urge to chunk and I would feel much better if I knew that any of the aforementioned belong to the girl that I love.

none of that bothers me either- but the smell of those items really does bother me.

Also - its not the nicest of things to do- either way you look at it the smell isn't brilliant- and as its absolutely no problem to avoid going in front of her i just don't. Would find it a bit odd if she had a huge problem.

if i'm really honest i prefer not to go in front of anyone to be honest- although its not some massive big problem- just a preference if i have a choice.

[dugt]

There is no option for "Like a motorbike, rider and pillion style"
Actually works better than youd expect.

[MorrisCRX]

Piss on her tits whilst she's flickin her bean on the bowl.

[Cock Womble 7]

MorrisCRX said:

Piss on her tits whilst she's flickin her bean on the bowl.

There's always one, isn't there?

[slomax]

We have yet another amazing thread. That what, makes it three amazing threads in three days?

the swapsies
modelling
and now this...

fantastic...