Using the loo in in front of your partner

Using the loo in in front of your partner

Poll: Using the loo in in front of your partner

Total Members Polled: 695

I don't have an issue with it: 23%
Only for a wee: 40%
No, it's disgusting: 32%
Only if we've been together for some time: 5%
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Discussion

Mobile Chicane

20,844 posts

213 months

Thursday 25th November 2010
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Mazdarese said:
Mobile Chicane said:
No, just no.

Furthermore I maintain that the key to domestic harmony is 'his' and 'hers' facilities.
You and I seem to agree on these things. Remember the 'trumping' thread?

I always use the family bathroom, and my wife uses the en-suite. I want to desire her, not watch her crimping one off.
I don't want to hear it either. yuck

slomax

6,662 posts

193 months

Thursday 25th November 2010
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Poledriver said:
They don't call them urinals though, the popular name for them is 'Bidets'! biggrin
rofl

V8mate

45,899 posts

190 months

Thursday 25th November 2010
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Cock Womble 7 said:
V8mate said:
Cock Womble 7 said:
V8mate said:
Cock Womble 7 said:
For the record, it wasn't the kitchen sink I peed into.

That would be wrong.
Why?
Because it's usually full of washing up. I'm not going to piss on my own plates, am I?
Why?
Because it doesn't effectively clean my st off them.
You st on them too?

pugwash4x4

7,529 posts

222 months

Thursday 25th November 2010
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V8mate said:
Cock Womble 7 said:
V8mate said:
Cock Womble 7 said:
V8mate said:
Cock Womble 7 said:
For the record, it wasn't the kitchen sink I peed into.

That would be wrong.
Why?
Because it's usually full of washing up. I'm not going to piss on my own plates, am I?
Why?
Because it doesn't effectively clean my st off them.
You st on them too?
clap

pugwash4x4

7,529 posts

222 months

Thursday 25th November 2010
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V8mate said:
Cock Womble 7 said:
V8mate said:
Cock Womble 7 said:
V8mate said:
Cock Womble 7 said:
For the record, it wasn't the kitchen sink I peed into.

That would be wrong.
Why?
Because it's usually full of washing up. I'm not going to piss on my own plates, am I?
Why?
Because it doesn't effectively clean my st off them.
You st on them too?
clap

rofl

jesta1865

3,448 posts

210 months

Thursday 25th November 2010
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i can't believe you lot don't just lock the chuffing door, i do even for a widdle at 3am. i would be horrified if the OH saw me on / at the loo biggrin

robsco

7,838 posts

177 months

Thursday 25th November 2010
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I wouldn't do such a thing a expel waste in front of Miss Robsco. It was probably the most uncomfortable moment in our relationship when I booked us into a B&B in Bridlington (yes, I know how to treat a lady) and was greeted by a sliding frosted window into the toilet. Not even a real door, never mind one to lock.

And, of course, when it was time to go for a st, it just happened to sound like artillery fire.

Edited by robsco on Thursday 25th November 17:24

Scraggles

7,619 posts

225 months

Thursday 25th November 2010
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reminds me of a time at a friend's house, had been at some pub or club and was a longer drive back to his place, got to the bog first after the girls were flaffing around, then when opened the door, got given a drink and their smoke and asked to hold both. she did not exactly strip off, but was not wearing much in the first place smile her friend with her decided it would be more fun to be alone....

guess prefer the solo experience smile

Sheets Tabuer

18,988 posts

216 months

Thursday 25th November 2010
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Scraggles said:
reminds me of a time at a friend's house, had been at some pub or club and was a longer drive back to his place, got to the bog first after the girls were flaffing around, then when opened the door, got given a drink and their smoke and asked to hold both. she did not exactly strip off, but was not wearing much in the first place smile her friend with her decided it would be more fun to be alone....

guess prefer the solo experience smile
What?

Mazda Baiter

37,068 posts

189 months

Thursday 25th November 2010
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Sheets Tabuer said:
Scraggles said:
reminds me of a time at a friend's house, had been at some pub or club and was a longer drive back to his place, got to the bog first after the girls were flaffing around, then when opened the door, got given a drink and their smoke and asked to hold both. she did not exactly strip off, but was not wearing much in the first place smile her friend with her decided it would be more fun to be alone....

guess prefer the solo experience smile
What?
+1

Biker's Nemesis

38,713 posts

209 months

Thursday 25th November 2010
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Sheets Tabuer said:
Scraggles said:
reminds me of a time at a friend's house, had been at some pub or club and was a longer drive back to his place, got to the bog first after the girls were flaffing around, then when opened the door, got given a drink and their smoke and asked to hold both. she did not exactly strip off, but was not wearing much in the first place smile her friend with her decided it would be more fun to be alone....

guess prefer the solo experience smile
What?
Indeed!

Mrs Fish

30,018 posts

259 months

Thursday 25th November 2010
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Biker's Nemesis said:
Sheets Tabuer said:
Scraggles said:
reminds me of a time at a friend's house, had been at some pub or club and was a longer drive back to his place, got to the bog first after the girls were flaffing around, then when opened the door, got given a drink and their smoke and asked to hold both. she did not exactly strip off, but was not wearing much in the first place smile her friend with her decided it would be more fun to be alone....

guess prefer the solo experience smile
What?
Indeed!
crikey, need a translation for that one.

mattdaniels

7,353 posts

283 months

Thursday 25th November 2010
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I don't mind being disturbed mid-number 1's fair enough but not number 2's. That is man time. I hate being interrupted when I'm reading.

Poledriver

28,648 posts

195 months

Thursday 25th November 2010
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jesta1865 said:
i can't believe you lot don't just lock the chuffing door, i do even for a widdle at 3am. i would be horrified if the OH saw me on / at the loo biggrin
The house I'm renting doesn't have locks on the bathroom or toilet doors!

Zod

35,295 posts

259 months

Thursday 25th November 2010
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Mrs Fish said:
Biker's Nemesis said:
Sheets Tabuer said:
Scraggles said:
reminds me of a time at a friend's house, had been at some pub or club and was a longer drive back to his place, got to the bog first after the girls were flaffing around, then when opened the door, got given a drink and their smoke and asked to hold both. she did not exactly strip off, but was not wearing much in the first place smile her friend with her decided it would be more fun to be alone....

guess prefer the solo experience smile
What?
Indeed!
crikey, need a translation for that one.
Yup, I'm struggling too.

dugt

1,657 posts

208 months

Thursday 25th November 2010
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Poledriver said:
They don't call them urinals though, the popular name for them is 'Bidets'! biggrin
Where would you put your magazines if you used it as an extra toilet?

minimatt1967

17,104 posts

207 months

Thursday 25th November 2010
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dugt said:
Poledriver said:
They don't call them urinals though, the popular name for them is 'Bidets'! biggrin
Where would you put your magazines if you used it as an extra toilet?
You read at the Urinal? Kidney stones ahoy biggrin

toxgobbler

2,903 posts

192 months

Thursday 25th November 2010
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Jasandjules said:
No, I am not comfortable with either.

Farting and puking however are fair game..........
+1

dugt

1,657 posts

208 months

Thursday 25th November 2010
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minimatt1967 said:
dugt said:
Poledriver said:
They don't call them urinals though, the popular name for them is 'Bidets'! biggrin
Where would you put your magazines if you used it as an extra toilet?
You read at the Urinal? Kidney stones ahoy biggrin
No, Sit on loo, do ones business, keep magazines in bidet next to you in case your "in it for the long haul"

minimatt1967

17,104 posts

207 months

Thursday 25th November 2010
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dugt said:
minimatt1967 said:
dugt said:
Poledriver said:
They don't call them urinals though, the popular name for them is 'Bidets'! biggrin
Where would you put your magazines if you used it as an extra toilet?
You read at the Urinal? Kidney stones ahoy biggrin
No, Sit on loo, do ones business, keep magazines in bidet next to you in case your "in it for the long haul"
Just don't press any of the buttons or you'll end up with damp reading matter, not for the 'usual' reason either.