Someone kicked **** out of my snowman :(
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isee said:
ZOLLAR said:
Next time build his head around a Bowling Ball so when they go to punch him they'll have a nice surprise
What? a free bowling ball? on top of the hiviz jacket and a hard hat?I think the OP was asking for it with the hi-viz. should have dressed him as a ninja
Someone did that to a snowman the kids built years ago, I saw it around midnight, some git had knocked it all over the garden, so I carefully round the bits up and carried them into the back yard and rebuilt it (around a pile of bricks)
Kids were rather impressed when they got up to find the snowman had got up and walked round the back during the night (we came up with some story about him being shy, so he didn't want to be seen from the road)
Kids were rather impressed when they got up to find the snowman had got up and walked round the back during the night (we came up with some story about him being shy, so he didn't want to be seen from the road)
I assume you have the crime scene secured with yellow tape and are currently getting plaster casts of the offending trainer footprints.
Invite a few friends over for a beer.
Build a new snowman
Place tripwire in the direction in which you chase them.
Option 1 beat the crap out of them. Keep trainers as evidence
Option 2 Do you have access to bear traps in UK.
Invite a few friends over for a beer.
Build a new snowman
Place tripwire in the direction in which you chase them.
Option 1 beat the crap out of them. Keep trainers as evidence
Option 2 Do you have access to bear traps in UK.
Edited by jeff m on Monday 29th November 14:22
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