Someone kicked **** out of my snowman :(

Someone kicked **** out of my snowman :(

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cal72

7,839 posts

171 months

Monday 29th November 2010
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MaxAndRuby said:
I'm sure we've all vandalised a snowman at some point in our lives. I set about one with a baseball bat last night, it was hilarious.
Did you also take the hi-viz and goggles?

moanthebairns

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17,946 posts

199 months

Monday 29th November 2010
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I'm tempted to build another one.
Along with 100 snowballs with stones in them and hide in the wheelie bin and wait for the s to come back.
Once I see them lay a finger on my mate I'll comence bombing the fk out of them with pre packed death balls from above.
Saying that I'll probably sit on my arse watching Jeremy Kyle today.

Rugbyman

1,625 posts

204 months

Monday 29th November 2010
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moanthebairns said:
I'm tempted to build another one.
Along with 100 snowballs with stones in them and hide in the wheelie bin and wait for the s to come back.
Once I see them lay a finger on my mate I'll comence bombing the fk out of them with pre packed death balls from above.
Saying that I'll probably sit on my arse watching Jeremy Kyle today.
chav

Jonny671

29,398 posts

190 months

Monday 29th November 2010
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moanthebairns said:
I'm tempted to build another one.
Along with 100 snowballs with stones in them and hide in the wheelie bin and wait for the s to come back.
Once I see them lay a finger on my mate I'll comence bombing the fk out of them with pre packed death balls from above.
Saying that I'll probably sit on my arse watching Jeremy Kyle today.
How will you see them from inside the bin? Hmm.

We have ruined a Snowman before.. Our own snow man though.

MaxAndRuby

6,792 posts

233 months

Monday 29th November 2010
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cal72 said:
MaxAndRuby said:
I'm sure we've all vandalised a snowman at some point in our lives. I set about one with a baseball bat last night, it was hilarious.
Did you also take the hi-viz and goggles?
No, that was some other geezer. I'm a vandal, not a thief.

pembo

1,204 posts

194 months

Monday 29th November 2010
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Is there any chance he was on a front lawn when a car driving past at night a little over the speed limit mistook him for a police officer?

In a fit of embarrassment and confusion he might have taken his anger out at your poor snowman and taken the bits away so that you can't make a replacement?

There are some funny people out there.

moanthebairns

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17,946 posts

199 months

Monday 29th November 2010
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How am I a ned? Rugbyman
I assumed I would hear them coming and gossiping on how funny it will be to set about my snowman that's when id pounce like some north American mountain cat

Rugbyman

1,625 posts

204 months

Monday 29th November 2010
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moanthebairns said:
How am I a ned? Rugbyman
I assumed I would hear them coming and gossiping on how funny it will be to set about my snowman that's when id pounce like some north American mountain cat
Jeremy Kyle ........

moanthebairns

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17,946 posts

199 months

Monday 29th November 2010
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Come dine with me isn't on till 5 though smile

MaxAndRuby

6,792 posts

233 months

Monday 29th November 2010
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moanthebairns said:
How am I a ned? Rugbyman
I assumed I would hear them coming and gossiping on how funny it will be to set about my snowman that's when id pounce like some north American mountain cat
Most snowman attackers work alone.

Rugbyman

1,625 posts

204 months

Monday 29th November 2010
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moanthebairns said:
Come dine with me isn't on till 5 though smile
Ha ha I should be home by 6 so more4 +1 is my friend ......

Rugbyman

1,625 posts

204 months

Monday 29th November 2010
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Im amazed we havent had a 'show us your snowman' thread yet ...?

zakelwe

4,449 posts

199 months

Monday 29th November 2010
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moanthebairns said:
I'm tempted to build another one.
Along with 100 snowballs with stones in them and hide in the wheelie bin and wait for the s to come back.
You might end up someone dropping a frightened cat on your head.

Andy

moanthebairns

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17,946 posts

199 months

Monday 29th November 2010
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Rugbyman said:
Im amazed we havent had a 'show us your snowman' thread yet ...?
I second this. Ph isn't what it used to be.

TonyHetherington

32,091 posts

251 months

Monday 29th November 2010
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http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&a...

My similarly heart felt thread at the beginning of the year. I feel your pain, brother.

pembo

1,204 posts

194 months

Monday 29th November 2010
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moanthebairns said:
Rugbyman said:
Im amazed we havent had a 'show us your snowman' thread yet ...?
I second this. Ph isn't what it used to be.
I'm still waiting for the snow here, just moved in to a new place with lots of shared garden which I have some interesting plans for.

Jasandjules

69,931 posts

230 months

Monday 29th November 2010
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MaxAndRuby said:
I'm sure we've all vandalised a snowman at some point in our lives. I set about one with a baseball bat last night, it was hilarious.
Only the ones I have made.

OP, build the next one around a concrete bollard.........

GarryA

4,700 posts

165 months

Monday 29th November 2010
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Pipe bomb inside snowman, you need to disable them otherwise they will just put the rocks / bowling ball through your car / living room window.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=shEdZ7qCHF8

Penny-lope

13,645 posts

194 months

Monday 29th November 2010
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We thought someone had knocked the head off of ours, but looking around at all the neighbours snowmen the same has happened to them all...the sheer weight of all the new snow has caused them to collapse frown

Frankeh

12,558 posts

186 months

Monday 29th November 2010
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My theory is that snow men come to life and fly to the north pole to live.
This is because one night I saw some kids build the biggest snow man I've ever seen. It was about 9 feet tall and 4-5 feet wide.

The next afternoon I was walking home from work and wanted to show my friend the hench snow man.. It had gone.

No mound of kicked snow, no puddle, nothing. Just clear white level snow where he had been.