Someone kicked **** out of my snowman :(

[moanthebairns]

If that's the case mines should be easily recognisable if he's up there.
I used blue drain tracking dye for it's buttons eyes nose and mouth

[AllTorque]

was it the Reidinator?

[Rotary Madness]

I stopped last night next to a huge snowman, he was very impressive. But i didnt knock him down, thats just childish.


I just grafted a big snow penis onto him

[king arthur]

Rotary Madness said:

I stopped last night next to a huge snowman, he was very impressive. But i didnt knock him down, thats just childish.


I just grafted a big snow penis onto him

How did you know it was a boy snowman? Might have been a girl.

[...Mole...]

Claymores at the base of your snowman would solve that problem.

[Dixie68]

Carfolio said:

Kicked the **** out of = kicked the snow out of?

Kicked the sleet out of him. Got him right inna snowballs.

[moanthebairns]

Dixie68 said:

Carfolio said:

Kicked the **** out of = kicked the snow out of?

Kicked the sleet out of him. Got him right inna snowballs.

Ha ha genuine laugh out loud moment

[ShadownINja]

I Love Lamp said:

A similar solution I have to when people used to destroy my sandcastles.

Build the sand/snow around rocks/stones/hard objects.

A punch or a kick to your work of art results in pain

[OlberJ]

GarryA said:

Pipe bomb inside snowman, you need to disable them otherwise they will just put the rocks / bowling ball through your car / living room window.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=shEdZ7qCHF8

What a way to go.

[BelperJim]

I stabbed a snowman in the head once.

True story.

[Menguin]

BelperJim said:

I stabbed a snowman in the head once.

True story.

S'no joke.

[Marf]

Carfolio said:

Kicked the **** out of = kicked the snow out of?

Yeah, they kicked the snow out of his snowing snowman mothersnower!

[Flintstone]

BelperJim said:

I stabbed a snowman in the head once.

True story.

Did you use an ice pick and was his name Leon?

[Jackleman]

Cast a cement snowman overnight, then clad him in snow. Set-up webcam and post link to PH. ;-)

[4lf4-155]

snowy slopes said:

Because they can, they are jealous, they think its fun to ruin someone else's things. aholes and wnakers basically

try saying wnakers, it's actually far more enjoyable than the original wkers

[erolb]

Just that ahole mentality which seems to be the accepted norm these days. The other morning I had to listen to Chris Moyles on Radio 1 (wife insists on it) where they were discussing an online service where people could report the snowfall in their area using twitter. The results were then displayed on a Google Earth map. Very geeky but it could be quite useful seeing the real time info. What does Moyles do? Starts sending bullst info about it being really heavy snow in some place where it wasn't snowing, then implores his millions of listeners to do the same. Effecively ruining a genuinely useful, free service. I know it doesn't mean a great deal but why try and break something that people have put time and effort into? I fking hate this country at times.

[Frankeh]

erolb said:

Just that ahole mentality which seems to be the accepted norm these days. The other morning I had to listen to Chris Moyles on Radio 1 (wife insists on it) where they were discussing an online service where people could report the snowfall in their area using twitter. The results were then displayed on a Google Earth map. Very geeky but it could be quite useful seeing the real time info. What does Moyles do? Starts sending bullst info about it being really heavy snow in some place where it wasn't snowing, then implores his millions of listeners to do the same. Effecively ruining a genuinely useful, free service. I know it doesn't mean a great deal but why try and break something that people have put time and effort into? I fking hate this country at times.

Moyles is a pleb though.
It's ok though, www.uksnowmap.co.uk only uses the last 1 hour of tweets IIRC.

[erolb]

Frankeh said:

erolb said:

Just that ahole mentality which seems to be the accepted norm these days. The other morning I had to listen to Chris Moyles on Radio 1 (wife insists on it) where they were discussing an online service where people could report the snowfall in their area using twitter. The results were then displayed on a Google Earth map. Very geeky but it could be quite useful seeing the real time info. What does Moyles do? Starts sending bullst info about it being really heavy snow in some place where it wasn't snowing, then implores his millions of listeners to do the same. Effecively ruining a genuinely useful, free service. I know it doesn't mean a great deal but why try and break something that people have put time and effort into? I fking hate this country at times.

Moyles is a pleb though.
It's ok though, www.uksnowmap.co.uk only uses the last 1 hour of tweets IIRC.

Cheers Frankeh - I can calm down a bit now.

[NitroNick]

I had a similar vandal when I was young. In the end I gave up building snowmen, because some prick went to extraordinary lenghts to steal the snowman I built inside my house.
To make it worse the bastid pissed everywhere before stealing the snowman.