How do you stop a bird from snoring

[CypherP]

KrazyIvan said:

Go to sleep before she does!

Or you could as her to see an Ear/Nose/Throat doctor as its likley just a sinus (SP?) infrection.

I don't think visiting Japan has anything to do with a sinus problem.

Punch her in the ovaries.

[GreenDog]

I'm a very loud snorer, but only until I'm into a deep sleep and then I stop. I snore whether I'm on my side or back too. I found that some stuff from Boots called 'Helps Stop Snoring' quietened me down a bit.

[soad]

GreenDog said:

I found that some stuff from Boots called 'Helps Stop Snoring' quietened me down a bit.

What is it? Pills of sort? Or something else entirely?

[PoleDriver]

Try Here for help!

But don't let it stop a good thread!

[anonymous-user]

Tell the fat bh to lose some weight

Edited by anonymous-user on Wednesday 22 December 15:44

[Mazdarese]

garyhun said:

Tell the fat bh to loose some weight

This. But spell it correctly.


Yes, I know, I had to edit

Edited by Mazdarese on Wednesday 22 December 14:56

[The Black Flash]

The "stop snooring" spray you can buy works very well, spray some down her throat and see what happens.

[The Hypno-Toad]

Rohypnol.



Would always be my recommendation. Toodles...

[Neil H]

GreenDog said:

I found that some stuff from Boots called 'Helps Stop Snoring'

What an imaginative name!

Coming soon, "Stops You Getting Sunburnt", "Stops You Getting Pregnant", "Inhibits Cyclooxygenase" and "I Can't Believe It's Not Butter".

[Cuchillo]

soad said:

But how comfortable are those? Can't imagine sleeping with ears full of something

You get used to it quickly enough ... Least I did.

[toxgobbler]

Neil H said:

Mine does this, always when she's alseep on her back. I just wake her and ask her to turn over.

+1 although Mrs Tox always snores worse when stfaced.

[Cock Womble 7]

anonymous said:

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There is; It's called a turbinectomy, but you don't want to go there.

Trust me.

[Penny-lope]

We don't snore, we 'snuffle'

[Cock Womble 7]

Penny-lope said:

We don't snore, we 'snuffle'

Yeah, right. I've known women who "snuffle" like a fking pneumatic drill.

[anonymous-user]

Cock Womble 7 said:

anonymous said:

[redacted]

There is; It's called a turbinectomy, but you don't want to go there.

Trust me.

The strange thing is, even at work I am tempted to google something CW7 said

I'm going for a fag and fighting the urge, I quite like this job

[snowy slopes]

Penny-lope said:

We don't snore, we 'snuffle'

mrs slopes snuffles like she is driving a herd of pigs to market

[carl carlson]

Its the only way to be sure

[Cock Womble 7]

anonymous said:

[redacted]

anonymous said:

[redacted]

There is; It's called a turbinectomy, but you don't want to go there.

Trust me.

The strange thing is, even at work I am tempted to google something CW7 said

I'm going for a fag and fighting the urge, I quite like this job

It's SFW, don't worry. It's a medical procedure where they bore-out your nasal passages.

[snowy slopes]

carl carlson said:

Its the only way to be sure

Nah, thats a bit harsh.

[Cock Womble 7]

snowy slopes said:

carl carlson said:

Its the only way to be sure

Nah, thats a bit harsh.

Yeah, don't use the good guns on her.