How do you stop a bird from snoring
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snowy slopes said:
Our lass used to do this, the reason she stopped is down to the fact that i told her if she didnt, i would shove her out the bed. She laughed, so, next time she snored, put my feet on her lower back, and shoved her out onto the floor. she doesnt do it now
That's because she left you! soad said:
But how comfortable are those? Can't imagine sleeping with ears full of something
I use them a lot when travelling or sharing a room with others, and foam ear plugs are very comfortable, although it will take a night or two to get used to it. The relief of being in total silence far overwhelms any annoyance about the plugs themselves.It will be cheaper to get them from safety equipment suppliers though, I would definitely recommend the Howard Leight brand, they do several models so look on ebay for single pairs and get a selection to test.
5MUG said:
snowy slopes said:
Our lass used to do this, the reason she stopped is down to the fact that i told her if she didnt, i would shove her out the bed. She laughed, so, next time she snored, put my feet on her lower back, and shoved her out onto the floor. she doesnt do it now
That's because she left you! CypherP said:
KrazyIvan said:
Go to sleep before she does!
Or you could as her to see an Ear/Nose/Throat doctor as its likley just a sinus (SP?) infrection.
I don't think visiting Japan has anything to do with a sinus problem.Or you could as her to see an Ear/Nose/Throat doctor as its likley just a sinus (SP?) infrection.
Punch her in the ovaries.
http://www.ehow.com/how_5690882_treat-bad-sinus-in...
snowy slopes said:
Our lass used to do this, the reason she stopped is down to the fact that i told her if she didnt, i would shove her out the bed. She laughed, so, next time she snored, put my feet on her lower back, and shoved her out onto the floor. she doesnt do it now
You sound like a real catch.Maxf said:
Neil H said:
I just wake her and ask her to turn over.
I do that as well. When I'm bored of being on top.DrTre said:
Usually made worse by sleeping on ones back, so to make her sleep on her stomach put something uncomfortable in the back of her knickers, like a couple of balls.
you too Shinobi said:
snowy slopes said:
Our lass used to do this, the reason she stopped is down to the fact that i told her if she didnt, i would shove her out the bed. She laughed, so, next time she snored, put my feet on her lower back, and shoved her out onto the floor. she doesnt do it now
You sound like a real catch.Edited by snowy slopes on Thursday 23 December 15:21
Good gods has nobody anything to say to help this poor soul.
Now, to wake your missus up when she is snoring is simple, it doesn't require peanuts or anything else like that.
First, turn on the telly but mute it instantly so she wont hear it.
Second, put a gentlemans DVD in the DVD player and select a favourite scene.
Third, the danger wk! Now try to pull yourself off next to her while watching the silent porn and watch her wake up instantly!!!
HTH
Now, to wake your missus up when she is snoring is simple, it doesn't require peanuts or anything else like that.
First, turn on the telly but mute it instantly so she wont hear it.
Second, put a gentlemans DVD in the DVD player and select a favourite scene.
Third, the danger wk! Now try to pull yourself off next to her while watching the silent porn and watch her wake up instantly!!!
HTH
'er indoors does warthog impressions, every night without fail. It's a routine with her, starts off gently, moves on to full blown circular saw ripping up knotty pine, then settles down to a lumpy-idling Deltic diesel, and finally into a contented V12 purr. If I do anything to upset the routine, like kicking her, forcing her to roll on her side, dropping breeze blocks on her head, she just starts the routine all over again.
In-ear 'bud' type earphones and a de-tuned shortwave radio, 'white noise', does the trick for me, once I'm asleep they just fall out.
In-ear 'bud' type earphones and a de-tuned shortwave radio, 'white noise', does the trick for me, once I'm asleep they just fall out.
Before she goes to bed put a few drops of Olbas oil into a cup of recently boiled water. Get her to sit on the end of the bed and lean forward so that her nose is right in the cup and she is inhaling the fumes.
Whilst she is doing this, hack her head of with an axe. The snoring will cease.
Whilst she is doing this, hack her head of with an axe. The snoring will cease.
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