PLEASE!!! Make it stop!!

[Salgar]

sleep envy said:

Think I prefer the carols - it's now random bars of Wham!

ffs

Whip out your spam javelin, that ought to put a dampener on their moods.

[shakotan]

Have speakers on your PC?

Play this when they sing, stop it when they stop. They'll soon get the message.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4w-m80SYC3E

[sleep envy]

shakotan said:

Have speakers on your PC?

no

[Justayellowbadge]

sleep envy said:

Think I prefer the carols - it's now random bars of Wham!

ffs

Oh, for heaven's sake you miserable git, get into the festive spirit.

Go over and join in with a hearty 'Ho Ho Ho'.


Point to them in turn as you do.

[Silverbullet767]

sleep envy said:

shakotan said:

Have speakers on your PC?

no

sleep envy, earlier....

[sleep envy]

Silverbullet767 said:

sleep envy said:

shakotan said:

Have speakers on your PC?

no

sleep envy, earlier....

he's far too young

[Galileo]

Five Golden Showers!

Four calling girls,
three french tarts,
two purple knobs,

AND A HARD-ON LIKE A PEAR TREE.

[MagicalTrevor]

Can you use the BT Text service to send a Text message to the reception phone asking them to STFU?

Just send a text message to a landline number and it will convert it to a voice (spoken by a nicely spoken BT lady).

[Cotty]

sleep envy said:

And yes, I love all xmas sweets, bar humbugs.

Groan