has there ever been a PHers mugshot thread?

[TheDoggingFather]

2013BRM said:

here goes nuthin

[jbudgie]

RobinBanks said:

I'll go with that. Matt does seem like a nice guy. I'd go for a pint with him.he just shoots himself in the foot here, but that's no reason to dismiss him as a person.

Yes, he seems a nice guy, you would all miss him if he wasn't on here.

[lord trumpton]

schmunk said:

jdw100 said:

illmonkey said:

Stair rods?

Old expression for driving rain.

Not used very much these days.

The modern equivalent is 'raining selfie poles'.

We have stair rods on our stairs - they hold a strip of carpet to the wooden stairs.

It doesn't rain in our hallway though

[hornetrider]

blindswelledrat said:

If I had poor eyesight and needed something to stop rain getting in my eyes whilst I cycled I think I would wear...glasses.
But you've gone a step further and wear ski goggles to stop your glasses getting wet. And presumably you have a welders mask to stop the ski goggles getting wet. And then a deep see divers helmet to stop the welders mask getting wet.

Bit late but

[ChemicalChaos]

Fishtigua said:

Every time I've chatted to Matt he's been a nice guy, just a bit unsure of himself. He's young and a bit lost. I'm sure he'll find his feet soon.

No one was a fully formed personality at his age.

Do you mean chatted on here or IRL? I dont know you IRL.... do I?!

[hornetrider]

2013BRM said:

here goes nuthin

[lord trumpton]

Johnny said:

I'll play today



And Matt, don't think I've ever commented on your posts as you do seem to get picked on a bit... But, fk me, you don't half bring it on yourself!

Johnny - you are always scowling on the pics you post of yourself - why is that?

[2013BRM]

hornetrider said:

2013BRM said:

here goes nuthin

[illmonkey]

lord trumpton said:

Johnny said:

I'll play today



And Matt, don't think I've ever commented on your posts as you do seem to get picked on a bit... But, fk me, you don't half bring it on yourself!

Johnny - you are always scowling on the pics you post of yourself - why is that?

Blue steel.

[I Am Milk]

lord trumpton said:

Johnny said:

I'll play today



And Matt, don't think I've ever commented on your posts as you do seem to get picked on a bit... But, fk me, you don't half bring it on yourself!

Johnny - you are always scowling on the pics you post of yourself - why is that?

The strain of holding his fking massive head up all the time?

[StuntmanMike]

I Am Milk said:

The strain of holding his fking massive head up all the time?

Is your username a reference to James Toney?

[anonymous-user]

Johnny said:

I'll play today



And Matt, don't think I've ever commented on your posts as you do seem to get picked on a bit... But, fk me, you don't half bring it on yourself!

Johnny, you will look back at this photo in a couple of years time and realise you look(ed) like a complete asshat. Fashions change, and 'beards' will be long gone soon, but then I don't give two sts either way. Anyone who feels the need to 'follow' makes me giggle.

[Adam B]

Triumph Man said:

And here's a picture showing that not all us "yoofs" dress like we are from the 19th century...



Although there is a small cat on my lap.

I know it's just the angle but stumpy arms

[anonymous-user]

ChemicalChaos said:

If you'd like to have sex with women then you really need to stop looking like a fancy-dress Alan Carr.

[Johnny]

illmonkey said:

Blue steel.

This. Clearly. Being unable to turn left is such a bh.

had ham said:

Johnny, asshat.

If it's all the same to you, I'll treat the opinion of someone using the word 'asshat' with the respect it obviously deserves

I clearly look fking awesome.

[2013BRM]

had ham said:

Johnny said:

I'll play today



And Matt, don't think I've ever commented on your posts as you do seem to get picked on a bit... But, fk me, you don't half bring it on yourself!

Johnny, you will look back at this photo in a couple of years time and realise you look(ed) like a complete asshat. Fashions change, and 'beards' will be long gone soon, but then I don't give two sts either way. Anyone who feels the need to 'follow' makes me giggle.

you sound awesome, got any pics?

[anonymous-user]

Johnny said:

If it's all the same to you, I'll treat the opinion of someone using the word 'asshat' with the respect it obviously deserves

I clearly look fking awesome.

Yes. Awesome!

I like Asshat BTW. It makes me feel 'merkan

[StuntmanMike]

Urban Sports said:

Johnny said:

I'll play today



And Matt, don't think I've ever commented on your posts as you do seem to get picked on a bit... But, fk me, you don't half bring it on yourself!

Techno Viking.

Just googled that, what the hell is a fkparade?
Johnny, did you used to manage Genesis?

[Fun Bus]

Johnny said:

I clearly look fking awesome.

Have you always had such a high opinion of yourself?

[anonymous-user]

Johnny, off to bed now, been a long day, but I will ask you, have you always been a follower Johnny? Have you?