Tumbleweed Moments
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mikees said:
I was at a birthday party for a friend of my daughters (age 6) and the father of the birthday girl had her on his shoulders - not sure what made me say it but before I could help myself I said "that girls far too young to have a mans head between her legs"
Silence. Oh dear.
Silence. Oh dear.
I think this thread has just revealed how warped/inappropriate my SOH actually is.
mikees said:
I was at a birthday party for a friend of my daughters (age 6) and the father of the birthday girl had her on his shoulders - not sure what made me say it but before I could help myself I said "that girls far too young to have a mans head between her legs"
Silence. Oh dear.
Silence. Oh dear.
4988cc said:
mikees said:
I was at a birthday party for a friend of my daughters (age 6) and the father of the birthday girl had her on his shoulders - not sure what made me say it but before I could help myself I said "that girls far too young to have a mans head between her legs"
Silence. Oh dear.
Silence. Oh dear.
I think this thread has just revealed how warped/inappropriate my SOH actually is.
too, although in an "I can't believe someone would actually say that" way!K50 DEL said:
4988cc said:
mikees said:
I was at a birthday party for a friend of my daughters (age 6) and the father of the birthday girl had her on his shoulders - not sure what made me say it but before I could help myself I said "that girls far too young to have a mans head between her legs"
Silence. Oh dear.
Silence. Oh dear.
I think this thread has just revealed how warped/inappropriate my SOH actually is.
too, although in an "I can't believe someone would actually say that" way!
I'm either the one laughing inappropriately, or the one making the warped comment. Thankfully most of my best mates are similarly warped, the rest are used to my mouth opening before common sense kicks in and nobody has yet taken serious offence. Although occasionally I forget the company I'm in and that's when the tumbleweed blows through. Oh well.
4988cc said:
The event of nearly all of one's formerly sane and coherent friends all seemingly spawning simultaneously and subsequently becoming unable to utter a sentence without mention of said spawn's latest achievement/utterance, thusly making you lose any lingering shred of interest in your oldest friends? That event?
Here's a clue f
kers, we don't have children - there *might* just be a reason or two for that 
My father was asked to put a cardboard box in a room in which a meeting was in progress so he knocked, popped his head round the door then walked in and put the box down on a table. Noting the look of consternation on everyones faces he joked "Don't worry, it's not a bomb!". Room was quite quiet after that.
Turns out it was a group therapy session for people suffering from various levels of paranoia.
Friend whose father had recently died (within the month) is poking around her mouth with her tongue: "I think I've lost a tooth"
Me: "Think you'll find that's pronounced 'father'"
Turns out it was a group therapy session for people suffering from various levels of paranoia.
Friend whose father had recently died (within the month) is poking around her mouth with her tongue: "I think I've lost a tooth"
Me: "Think you'll find that's pronounced 'father'"
Edited by DrTre on Thursday 30th December 10:32
DrTre said:
My father was asked to put a cardboard box in a room in which a meeting was in progress so he knocked, popped his head round the door then walked in and put the box down on a table. Noting the look of consternation on everyones faces he joked "Don't worry, it's not a bomb!". Room was quite quiet after that.
Turns out it was a group therapy session for people suffering from various levels of paranoia.
Turns out it was a group therapy session for people suffering from various levels of paranoia.
DrTre said:
My father was asked to put a cardboard box in a room in which a meeting was in progress so he knocked, popped his head round the door then walked in and put the box down on a table. Noting the look of consternation on everyones faces he joked "Don't worry, it's not a bomb!". Room was quite quiet after that.
Turns out it was a group therapy session for people suffering from various levels of paranoia.
Turns out it was a group therapy session for people suffering from various levels of paranoia.
Edited by DrTre on Thursday 30th December 10:32
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