Quick I need a fancy dress costume for tomorrow night...!!

[anonymous-user]

Go as the emperor in your new clothes..

aka Naked.. just hope it isn't too cold..

[Kateg28]

Wrap yourself in tin foil and stick cocktail sticks with cheese and pineapple on them, in various places. Not sure how you would stick them in without falling out but sure there must be a way.

And other guests get to eat them.

[4988cc]

The Spruce Goose said:

Go as the emperor in your new clothes..

aka Naked.. just hope it isn't too cold..

I was going to say go with your missus as Adam & Eve (as long as you're not both hideous of course).

[Romanymagic]

Create a wearable cardboard box with arm and leg holes and multi diversify:

When asked what you have come as:

"I am a cube"

"I am rubicks cube with all the colours removed"

"I am an OXO cube - pre silver covering"

"I am interesting?!"

"I am a box, living in a cardboard box etc."

"I am creative and insubstantial"

"I am tall as I am long"

"I am squared"

the list goes on, you will truly be a talking point, only you can make it the right reasons!

[anonymous-user]

how about Lady Gaga.

Go down the butchers and get 20 quids worth of meat and attach to your body.

[4988cc]

The Spruce Goose said:

how about Lady Gaga.

Go down the butchers and get 20 quids worth of meat and attach to your body.

You're watching what my wife is aren't you? How to Be Famous

Oh dear.

[anonymous-user]

4988cc said:

The Spruce Goose said:

how about Lady Gaga.

Go down the butchers and get 20 quids worth of meat and attach to your body.

You're watching what my wife is aren't you? How to Be Famous

Oh dear.

sorry, no I am watching 'Ultimate road wars'

But my creative juices have been flowing to help the OP

[Egbert Nobacon]

Try this .....

[ErnestM]

...and in true PH fashion the costume has arrived...

eta...

Two pages. Hmmmm. Regulars must be on holiday...

Edited by ErnestM on Thursday 30th December 23:22

[mybrainhurts]

Cut the seat out of an old pair of trousers and go as an arse....

[4988cc]

The Spruce Goose said:

4988cc said:

The Spruce Goose said:

how about Lady Gaga.

Go down the butchers and get 20 quids worth of meat and attach to your body.

You're watching what my wife is aren't you? How to Be Famous

Oh dear.

sorry, no I am watching 'Ultimate road wars'

But my creative juices have been flowing to help the OP

Miraculous quinkydink then. Gaga was prancing up and down in the meat dress and you posted within seconds of it being on screen.

[4988cc]

Egbert Nobacon said:

Try this .....

[mybrainhurts]

4988cc said:

Egbert Nobacon said:

Try this .....

Oi...

Why is that allowed when my cockmonster isn't...?

[WorAl]

Go as a premature ejaculation

[slomax]

Go to a diy shop and get a painters overall and a respiritory mask. With some wellies and rubber gloves and a plastic apron you can be a multitude of people

providing you have wellies you can get the rest for under £15.

[mchammer89]

No one has mentioned a Santa costume yet?

[the_lone_wolf]

WorAl said:

Go as a premature ejaculation

You mean stay at home until the hosts call to see where you are, upon which you tell them "I'm coming"???

[mchammer89]

the_lone_wolf said:

WorAl said:

Go as a premature ejaculation

You mean stay at home until the hosts call to see where you are, upon which you tell them "I'm coming"???

I think he meant that he should come in his pants.

[central]

[4988cc]

central said:

Top hats, long leather overcoats, armfuls of rings and stage make-up not easy to come by on a budget or quickly. Boot polish not recommended