Geek Jokes

[kowalski655]

This is a man who has clearly not seen Jenny Agutter naked in a certain film

[TheExcession]

Mammasaid said:

The Glass

To an optimist, the glass is half full.
To a pessimist, the glass is half empty.
To a good tester, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.

A better 'tester' would point out that the glass is filled with milk, and the milk is sour.

[ClockworkCupcake]

kowalski655 said:

This is a man who has clearly not seen Jenny Agutter naked in a certain film

We should probably give up on the subtle allusions, and just explicitly say we are talking about "Logan's Run" which pre-dates X-Men by decades. Although, by X-Men canon, Wolverine is 100's of years old. But that's not really relevant as Michael York and Jenny Agutter (oh god, cold shower. For both) in the 1970's predates the X-men films.

[K12beano]

ClockworkCupcake said:

kowalski655 said:

This is a man who has clearly not seen Jenny Agutter naked in a certain film

We should probably give up on the subtle allusions, and just explicitly say we are talking about "Logan's Run" which pre-dates X-Men by decades. Although, by X-Men canon, Wolverine is 100's of years old. But that's not really relevant as Michael York and Jenny Agutter (oh god, cold shower. For both) in the 1970's predates the X-men films.

Nooooooooooooooooo!!!!


I've been suppressing this for decades....... Oh, the green dress!!!!!!

[boxst]

K12beano said:

ooooooooooooooooo!!!!


I've been suppressing this for decades....... Oh, the green dress!!!!!!

I'd forgotten all about that

[Steve_W]

So far I have only received one Brexit joke:

"I guess the EU now has 1 GB of free space?"

[RizzoTheRat]

K12beano said:

ClockworkCupcake said:

kowalski655 said:

This is a man who has clearly not seen Jenny Agutter naked in a certain film

We should probably give up on the subtle allusions, and just explicitly say we are talking about "Logan's Run" which pre-dates X-Men by decades. Although, by X-Men canon, Wolverine is 100's of years old. But that's not really relevant as Michael York and Jenny Agutter (oh god, cold shower. For both) in the 1970's predates the X-men films.

Nooooooooooooooooo!!!!


I've been suppressing this for decades....... Oh, the green dress!!!!!!

I recently read Robert Lewellyn's "Man in the Rubber Mask", he reckons Craig Charles still hasn't forgiven him for being a gentleman, shutting his eyes, and not sneaking a peek when Jenny Agutter got changed while he was in the makeup trailer on Red Dwarf

[Morningside]

[MartG]

[McAndy]

[Aphex]

ClockworkCupcake said:

We should probably give up on the subtle allusions, and just explicitly say we are talking about "Logan's Run" which pre-dates X-Men by decades. Although, by X-Men canon, Wolverine is 100's of years old. But that's not really relevant as Michael York and Jenny Agutter (oh god, cold shower. For both) in the 1970's predates the X-men films.

You sure about that one there mate

[ClockworkCupcake]

Aphex said:

ClockworkCupcake said:

...in the 1970's predates the X-men films.

You sure about that one there mate

Yes, I am absolutely sure that the 1976 film "Logan's Run" predates the 2000 film "X-Men".

Maths may not be my strong point, but I'm pretty sure that 1976 comes before the year 2000.

[schmunk]

ClockworkCupcake said:

Aphex said:

ClockworkCupcake said:

...in the 1970's predates the X-men films.

You sure about that one there mate

Yes, I am absolutely sure that the 1976 film "Logan's Run" predates the 2000 film "X-Men".

Maths may not be my strong point, but I'm pretty sure that 1976 comes before the year 2000.

Disregarding the films:

Logan the wolf - first introduced in The Incredible Hulk comic 180/181 - 1972

Logan the runner - first introduced in Logan's Run - 1967

[Aphex]

ClockworkCupcake said:

Yes, I am absolutely sure that the 1976 film "Logan's Run" predates the 2000 film "X-Men".

Maths may not be my strong point, but I'm pretty sure that 1976 comes before the year 2000.

I just wanted to post a picture of wolverine looking super cool

[ClockworkCupcake]

Aphex said:

I just wanted to post a picture of wolverine looking super cool

[MartG]

http://paulgazis.com/Humor/Vikings.htm

[anonymous-user]

I hope this is not a repost...

Billy was a chemist's son, now Billy is no more. What he thought was H2O was H2SO4.

[Dr Jekyll]

A mosquito was heard to complain
that the chemists had poisoned his brain
that the cause of his sorrow
was a dose of dichloro
diphenyltrichloroethane

[ClockworkCupcake]

Skodasupercar said:

I hope this is not a repost...

Considering I first heard that 40-odd years ago, I'd be stunned if it wasn't a repost.

[schmunk]

http://www.pistonheads.com/search?SearchText=H2SO4

At least twice on this thread alone...