Geek Jokes

[MartG]

[marshalla]

ajprice said:

CSS code pun stuff

http://webdesignledger.com/28-css-puns-to-brighten...

At least 2 of them aren't CSS.

[jeremyc]

From another thread, and not a joke per se, but appealled to the geek/petrolhead in me.



555 (dec) = 22B (hex).

[ChemicalChaos]

jeremyc said:

From another thread, and not a joke per se, but appealled to the geek/petrolhead in me.



555 (dec) = 22B (hex).

Please please please tell me that this was deliberate by the Subaru engineers? (I'm presuming they couldn't name the model the 555 Special for legal reasons)

[McAndy]

ChemicalChaos said:

Please please please tell me that this was deliberate by the Subaru engineers? (I'm presuming they couldn't name the model the 555 Special for legal reasons)

Wikipedia said:

The origin of the name 22B has been debated. Most assume 22 referred to the 2.2-liter displacement and the B was for the Bilstein suspension. This would correlate with the idea that Subaru sells a Legacy Spec B, where the B represents the Bilstein suspension.

[MartG]

[ClockworkCupcake]

MartG said:

I Kant believe you posted that.

Also....

Monty Python - Bruce's Philosophers Song (Bruce's Song)

[MartG]

[schmunk]

MartG said:

Top marx.

[PoleDriver]

I wish I had a Schelling for every time I've heard that joke!

[MissChief]

PoleDriver said:

I wish I had a Schelling for every time I've heard that joke!

I'm aFreud I've heard that one before.

[simoid]

An utter shocking joke. On a Freudian everything.

[Caruso]

simoid said:

An utter shocking joke. On a Freudian everything.

I'm just treating it with stoicism.

[Skyrat]

Dr Jekyll said:

A mosquito was heard to complain
that the chemists had poisoned his brain
that the cause of his sorrow
was a dose of dichloro
diphenyltrichloroethane

That is genius

[Skyrat]

How do you tell the difference between a chemist and a train driver?
Ask them to pronounce unionised.

Why is a cation called a cation?
Because it's pussytive

[SwissJonese]

Good one from Scott Hanselman on Twitter today:-

[McAndy]

[SpydieNut]

[ChemicalChaos]

An even more niche joke than last time....

After a particularly difficult flight testing the pitch stability of a new aircraft, a test pilot was heard to remark "Phu, thank Goid that was over with in a Short Period. I'm off to the canteen for a Dutch Roll"

[MartG]