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MartG

20,676 posts

204 months

Saturday 24th September 2016
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A software tester goes into a bar, orders a beer, orders 10 beers, orders 412,151,820 beers, orders -1 beers, orders a cat...

Usget

5,426 posts

211 months

Saturday 24th September 2016
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MartG said:
A software tester goes into a bar, orders a beer, orders 10 beers, orders 412,151,820 beers, orders -1 beers, orders a cat...
Made me actually LOL

MartG

20,676 posts

204 months

Saturday 24th September 2016
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deckster

9,630 posts

255 months

Saturday 24th September 2016
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Usget said:
MartG said:
A software tester goes into a bar, orders a beer, orders 10 beers, orders 412,151,820 beers, orders -1 beers, orders a cat...
Made me actually LOL
I think this is my first 'me too' post in, well, forever. But yeah, me too biggrin

ChemicalChaos

10,392 posts

160 months

Monday 26th September 2016
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MartG

20,676 posts

204 months

Monday 26th September 2016
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McAndy

12,449 posts

177 months

Monday 26th September 2016
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I've enjoyed the last few. smile

Morningside

24,110 posts

229 months

Monday 26th September 2016
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deckster said:
Usget said:
MartG said:
A software tester goes into a bar, orders a beer, orders 10 beers, orders 412,151,820 beers, orders -1 beers, orders a cat...
Made me actually LOL
I think this is my first 'me too' post in, well, forever. But yeah, me too biggrin
This joke is null.

Tonsko

6,299 posts

215 months

Monday 26th September 2016
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Shamelessly stolen from Reddit:

There were three kingdoms, each bordering on the same lake. For centuries, these kingdoms had fought over an island in the middle of that lake. One day, they decided to have it out, once and for all.

The first kingdom was quite rich, and sent an army of 25 knights, each with three squires. The night before the battle, the knights jousted and cavorted as their squires polished armor, cooked food, and sharpened weapons.

The second kingdom was not so wealthy, and sent only 10 knights, each with 2 squires. The night before the battle, the knights cavorted and sharpened their weapons as the squires polished armor and prepared dinner.

The third kingdom was very poor, and only sent one elderly knight with his sole squire. The night before the battle, the knight sharpened his weapon, while the squire, using a noosed rope, slung a pot high over the fire to cook while he prepared the knight's armor.

The next day, the battle began. All the knights of the first two kingdoms had cavorted a bit too much (one should never cavort while sharpening weapons and jousting) and could not fight. The squire of the third kingdom could not rouse the elderly knight in time for combat. So, in the absence of the knights, the squires fought. The battle raged well into the late hours, but when the dust finally settled, a solitary figure limped from the carnage. The lone squire from the third kingdom dragged himself away, beaten, bloodied, but victorious. And it just goes to prove, the squire of the high pot and noose is equal to the sum of the squires of the other two sides.

havoc

30,062 posts

235 months

Monday 26th September 2016
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Can you shamefully give it back now, please?

McAndy

12,449 posts

177 months

Tuesday 27th September 2016
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Tonsko said:
And it just goes to prove, the squire of the high pot and noose is equal to the sum of the squires of the other two sides.
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Alex@POD

6,151 posts

215 months

Tuesday 27th September 2016
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Tonsko said:
Shamelessly stolen from Reddit:

There were three kingdoms, each bordering on the same lake. For centuries, these kingdoms had fought over an island in the middle of that lake. One day, they decided to have it out, once and for all.

The first kingdom was quite rich, and sent an army of 25 knights, each with three squires. The night before the battle, the knights jousted and cavorted as their squires polished armor, cooked food, and sharpened weapons.

The second kingdom was not so wealthy, and sent only 10 knights, each with 2 squires. The night before the battle, the knights cavorted and sharpened their weapons as the squires polished armor and prepared dinner.

The third kingdom was very poor, and only sent one elderly knight with his sole squire. The night before the battle, the knight sharpened his weapon, while the squire, using a noosed rope, slung a pot high over the fire to cook while he prepared the knight's armor.

The next day, the battle began. All the knights of the first two kingdoms had cavorted a bit too much (one should never cavort while sharpening weapons and jousting) and could not fight. The squire of the third kingdom could not rouse the elderly knight in time for combat. So, in the absence of the knights, the squires fought. The battle raged well into the late hours, but when the dust finally settled, a solitary figure limped from the carnage. The lone squire from the third kingdom dragged himself away, beaten, bloodied, but victorious. And it just goes to prove, the squire of the high pot and noose is equal to the sum of the squires of the other two sides.
But if he was victorious, surely he's greater?

ambuletz

10,734 posts

181 months

Tuesday 27th September 2016
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ajprice said:
I quite like that, would be better without the actual command prompt on it though as it's explaining it too much.

TwigtheWonderkid

43,351 posts

150 months

Tuesday 27th September 2016
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Alex@POD said:
Tonsko said:
Shamelessly stolen from Reddit:

There were three kingdoms, each bordering on the same lake. For centuries, these kingdoms had fought over an island in the middle of that lake. One day, they decided to have it out, once and for all.

The first kingdom was quite rich, and sent an army of 25 knights, each with three squires. The night before the battle, the knights jousted and cavorted as their squires polished armor, cooked food, and sharpened weapons.

The second kingdom was not so wealthy, and sent only 10 knights, each with 2 squires. The night before the battle, the knights cavorted and sharpened their weapons as the squires polished armor and prepared dinner.

The third kingdom was very poor, and only sent one elderly knight with his sole squire. The night before the battle, the knight sharpened his weapon, while the squire, using a noosed rope, slung a pot high over the fire to cook while he prepared the knight's armor.

The next day, the battle began. All the knights of the first two kingdoms had cavorted a bit too much (one should never cavort while sharpening weapons and jousting) and could not fight. The squire of the third kingdom could not rouse the elderly knight in time for combat. So, in the absence of the knights, the squires fought. The battle raged well into the late hours, but when the dust finally settled, a solitary figure limped from the carnage. The lone squire from the third kingdom dragged himself away, beaten, bloodied, but victorious. And it just goes to prove, the squire of the high pot and noose is equal to the sum of the squires of the other two sides.
But if he was victorious, surely he's greater?
And the other 2 squires didn't team up against him. If they had he may have lost. So he may not be equal to the sum of the other 2 squires. But is greater than each in turn.

xRIEx

8,180 posts

148 months

Tuesday 27th September 2016
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TwigtheWonderkid said:
Alex@POD said:
Tonsko said:
Shamelessly stolen from Reddit:

There were three kingdoms, each bordering on the same lake. For centuries, these kingdoms had fought over an island in the middle of that lake. One day, they decided to have it out, once and for all.

The first kingdom was quite rich, and sent an army of 25 knights, each with three squires. The night before the battle, the knights jousted and cavorted as their squires polished armor, cooked food, and sharpened weapons.

The second kingdom was not so wealthy, and sent only 10 knights, each with 2 squires. The night before the battle, the knights cavorted and sharpened their weapons as the squires polished armor and prepared dinner.

The third kingdom was very poor, and only sent one elderly knight with his sole squire. The night before the battle, the knight sharpened his weapon, while the squire, using a noosed rope, slung a pot high over the fire to cook while he prepared the knight's armor.

The next day, the battle began. All the knights of the first two kingdoms had cavorted a bit too much (one should never cavort while sharpening weapons and jousting) and could not fight. The squire of the third kingdom could not rouse the elderly knight in time for combat. So, in the absence of the knights, the squires fought. The battle raged well into the late hours, but when the dust finally settled, a solitary figure limped from the carnage. The lone squire from the third kingdom dragged himself away, beaten, bloodied, but victorious. And it just goes to prove, the squire of the high pot and noose is equal to the sum of the squires of the other two sides.
But if he was victorious, surely he's greater?
And the other 2 squires didn't team up against him. If they had he may have lost. So he may not be equal to the sum of the other 2 squires. But is greater than each in turn.
How many other squires?

Tonsko

6,299 posts

215 months

Tuesday 27th September 2016
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I suppose a geek joke in a geek joke thread will also run the gauntlet of geek over-analysis biglaugh

MartG

20,676 posts

204 months

Tuesday 27th September 2016
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durbster

10,262 posts

222 months

Tuesday 27th September 2016
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Haha biggrin

MartG

20,676 posts

204 months

Thursday 29th September 2016
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K12beano

20,854 posts

275 months

Thursday 29th September 2016
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rofl
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