Geek Jokes

[Balmoral Green]

http://www.kailashnadh.name/docs/geek_jokes/

[Fabric 2.2]

[matt9k]

Another xkcd fan here. Two of my favourites:

[Marf]

matt9k said:

love that one

[marshalla]

How many programmes does it take to change a lightbulb ?
None - it's a hardware problem.


How many hardware engineers does it take to change a lightbulb ?
None - the procedure can be described in the user manual.

How many tech. writers does it take to change a lightbulb ?
None - the experienced user will be able to figure it out for themselves.

[anonymous-user]

Keyser Soze thanks Salgar for this great thread, fk you Vintage Totty, fk you Fearne Cotton, more of this in The Lounge please....

Edited by anonymous-user on Friday 7th January 20:40

[ShadownINja]

I seem to recall at university that there was a server called Elvis. If you pinged it you got a mildly amusing message...

[JonRB]

marshalla said:

How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb ?
None - it's a hardware problem.


How many hardware engineers does it take to change a lightbulb ?
None - the procedure can be described in the user manual.

How many tech. writers does it take to change a lightbulb ?
None - the experienced user will be able to figure it out for themselves.

How many testers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None - we just report the darkness; we don't fix it.

[anonymous-user]

JonRB said:

marshalla said:

How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb ?
None - it's a hardware problem.


How many hardware engineers does it take to change a lightbulb ?
None - the procedure can be described in the user manual.

How many tech. writers does it take to change a lightbulb ?
None - the experienced user will be able to figure it out for themselves.

How many testers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None - we just report the darkness; we don't fix it.

KS-QA Analyst

[Scott330ci]

Bookmarked

[boomboompow]

71notout said:

My new year resolution is 1024x768.

I just told this to the new gf and she sprayed juice out her nose...






She's a keeper

[tribbles]

I've changed my email signature to the bottom one of the Geek Jokes list (as above):

C isn't that hard: void (*(*f[])())() defines f as an array of unspecified size, of pointers to functions that return pointers to functions that return void

[Podie]

Scott330ci said:

Bookmarked

[Astacus]

Sticks head round door

Notes room full of people wearing star wars regalia

Closes door

[marshalla]

Astacus said:

Sticks head round door

Notes room full of people wearing star wars regalia

Closes door

Star Wars !? Star...Wars !?!?!?!?


points to Earth Alliance badge

[y282]

also bookmarked.

can this be filum geek stuff too or just computery types?

[spyder dryver]

How many Microsoft engineers does it take to change a light bulb? None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness(TM) as the new industry standard.

[JonRB]

[john2443]

anonymous said:

[redacted]

John. Software Tester





really! Will be forwarded to the team on Monday!

[thetapeworm]

Q: Why did the Geek get Christmas and Halloween mixed up?

A: Because Oct(31) = Dec(25)