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durbster

10,288 posts

223 months

Tuesday 18th June 2013
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TheHeretic said:
hehe

Disco You

3,685 posts

181 months

Tuesday 18th June 2013
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Never trust an atom... They make up everything.

MartG

20,695 posts

205 months

Tuesday 18th June 2013
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Disco You said:
Never trust an atom... They make up everything.
Never trust a dolphin - there's something shady about a species that smiles ALL THE TIME !

LordGrover

33,549 posts

213 months

Thursday 20th June 2013
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Not really geeky, but continuing the theme...


K12beano

20,854 posts

276 months

Thursday 20th June 2013
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LordGrover said:
Not really geeky, but continuing the theme...

Quite good, but the picture would lend itself better to some caption about "....and then he pinched my baguette."

RobbieKB

7,715 posts

184 months

Thursday 20th June 2013
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K12beano said:
LordGrover said:
Not really geeky, but continuing the theme...

Quite good, but the picture would lend itself better to some caption about "....and then he pinched my baguette."
That is certainly a cleaner variant of what sprung to my mind. hehe

K12beano

20,854 posts

276 months

Thursday 20th June 2013
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RobbieKB said:
K12beano said:
LordGrover said:
Not really geeky, but continuing the theme...

Quite good, but the picture would lend itself better to some caption about "....and then he pinched my baguette."
That is certainly a cleaner variant of what sprung to my mind. hehe
It could have been about the new iTeleporter device too......

TheHeretic

73,668 posts

256 months

Thursday 20th June 2013
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Did you see the video he did about iOS7? The man talks so slowly, and quietly. Quite irritating.

ZesPak

24,435 posts

197 months

Friday 21st June 2013
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TheHeretic said:
Did you see the video he did about iOS7? The man talks so slowly, and quietly. Quite irritating.
Missed that particular video, but I do feel he always talks so condescending (could be the tone/speed), like he's explaining a 5 year old how to tie their shoe laces.
Jobs had more of a "this stuff is amazing" attitude, and even Cook brings that to the stage, showing they have real admiration and pleasure in the work they have achieved, much more pleasant to look at imho (as long as they keep away from the ill-advised jabs at the competition though wink).

Edited by ZesPak on Friday 21st June 10:12

CommanderJameson

22,096 posts

227 months

Friday 21st June 2013
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Not everyone is a great presenter. In fact, staggeringly few people are.

Jobs, love him or hate him, set the bar incredibly high.

Gwagon111

4,422 posts

162 months

Friday 21st June 2013
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CommanderJameson said:
Not everyone is a great presenter. In fact, staggeringly few people are.

Jobs, love him or hate him, set the bar incredibly high.
There haven't been too many like him before, there haven't been too many like him since. I doubt we'll see his like for a wee while cry.

TheHeretic

73,668 posts

256 months

Friday 21st June 2013
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ZesPak said:
Missed that particular video, but I do feel he always talks so condescending (could be the tone/speed), like he's explaining a 5 year old how to tie their shoe laces.
Jobs had more of a "this stuff is amazing" attitude, and even Cook brings that to the stage, showing they have real admiration and pleasure in the work they have achieved, much more pleasant to look at imho (as long as they keep away from the ill-advised jabs at the competition though wink).

Edited by ZesPak on Friday 21st June 10:12
Here. Ignore the whole ios thing, (I know it ain't your cup of tea), just listen to the speed he speaks, and how he says stuff. Winds me right up.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=rT_OmTMwvZI

Butter Face

30,351 posts

161 months

Friday 21st June 2013
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That video made me cringe.

Celtic Dragon

3,169 posts

236 months

Friday 21st June 2013
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Butter Face

30,351 posts

161 months

Friday 21st June 2013
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A facepalm would have been better hehe

PoleDriver

28,649 posts

195 months

Wednesday 26th June 2013
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Hope it's not a repost! smile

Morningside

24,111 posts

230 months

Monday 1st July 2013
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MartG

20,695 posts

205 months

Monday 1st July 2013
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Morningside said:
Damn - beat me by a few minutes ( Tickld ? )

MartG

20,695 posts

205 months

Monday 1st July 2013
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Morningside

24,111 posts

230 months

Monday 1st July 2013
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^^^ hehe

MartG said:
Morningside said:
Damn - beat me by a few minutes ( Tickld ? )
Na. https://www.facebook.com/IFeakingLoveScience

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