Geek Jokes

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[JonRB]

Particle Physics gives me a Large Hadron.

[Output Flange]

im said:

Feel free to parrot me here, but aside from some pretty designs, is this actually a joke?

[RizzoTheRat]

The quantum mechanics one made me chuckle

[im]

Output Flange said:

im said:

Feel free to parrot me here, but aside from some pretty designs, is this actually a joke?

No...it's more 'clever' than 'humorous' but it seemed the appropriate place to put it. Feel free to let me know where else to post it.

[Output Flange]

im said:

No...it's more 'clever' than 'humorous' but it seemed the appropriate place to put it. Feel free to let me know where else to post it.

I'm sure he is fine, just wondered if I was missing something on it!

[bigbob77]

A programmer's wife tells him: "Run to the store and pick up a loaf of bread. If they have eggs, get a dozen." The programmer comes home with 12 loaves of bread.


The next week she sent him back to the store and said "get some bread, and while you're there pick up some eggs". The programmer never came back.


Another programmer's wife is in hospital having a baby. The doctor immediately hands the newborn to the dad. The wife asks impatiently: "So, is it a boy or a girl"? The programmer replies: "yes".

[hornetrider]

bigbob77 said:

A programmer's wife tells him: "Run to the store and pick up a loaf of bread. If they have eggs, get a dozen." The programmer comes home with 12 loaves of bread.


The next week she sent him back to the store and said "get some bread, and while you're there pick up some eggs". The programmer never came back.


Another programmer's wife is in hospital having a baby. The doctor immediately hands the newborn to the dad. The wife asks impatiently: "So, is it a boy or a girl"? The programmer replies: "yes".

[bigbob77]

Here's an article describing how the American flags left on the moon have faded to white by now, because of the sun's intense radiation: http://www.businessinsider.com/those-american-flag...

So now we know that Michael Jackson's skin turned white because of all those moonwalks.

[smn159]

An electron was stopped by the Police on the Motorway.
"Do you know that you were travelling at 100mph?"
"Oh great - now I'm lost"

[xRIEx]

smn159 said:

An electron was stopped by the Police on the Motorway.
"Do you know that you were travelling at 100mph?"
"Oh great - now I'm lost"

[Strangely Brown]

A student travelling on a train looks up and sees Einstein sitting next to him. Excited, he asks: “Excuse me, professor. Does Boston stop at this train?”

[JonRB]

Strangely Brown said:

A student travelling on a train looks up and sees Einstein sitting next to him. Excited, he asks: “Excuse me, professor. Does Boston stop at this train?”

That's rather brilliant.

[K12beano]

JonRB said:

Strangely Brown said:

A student travelling on a train looks up and sees Einstein sitting next to him. Excited, he asks: “Excuse me, professor. Does Boston stop at this train?”

That's rather brilliant.

And Einstein replies: "yes, and your family won't believe how young you'll look when you get there."?

[MartG]

[Justayellowbadge]

JonRB said:

Strangely Brown said:

A student travelling on a train looks up and sees Einstein sitting next to him. Excited, he asks: “Excuse me, professor. Does Boston stop at this train?”

That's rather brilliant.

It's rather nicked from the top geek jokes article in today's Independent. As were a couple of the others.

Quite a good selection.

[Strangely Brown]

Justayellowbadge said:

It's rather nicked from the top geek jokes article in today's Independent. As were a couple of the others.

Quite a good selection.

Indeed. And what better place to post them.

[AstonZagato]

Fromm the SC joke thread

sc4589 said:

How do you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce unionised.

[real4star]

AstonZagato said:

Fromm the SC joke thread

sc4589 said:

How do you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce unionised.

took me a moment to get that one.

[Disco You]

bigbob77 said:

A programmer's wife tells him: "Run to the store and pick up a loaf of bread. If they have eggs, get a dozen." The programmer comes home with 12 loaves of bread.


The next week she sent him back to the store and said "get some bread, and while you're there pick up some eggs". The programmer never came back.


Another programmer's wife is in hospital having a baby. The doctor immediately hands the newborn to the dad. The wife asks impatiently: "So, is it a boy or a girl"? The programmer replies: "yes".

I can't work out the middle one...