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JonRB

74,615 posts

273 months

Tuesday 9th July 2013
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tribbles said:
Yes, but you know he's mostly harmless smile
LOL. Nicely done.

He's actually an angel, you know. Well, more like an archangel.

WhereamI

6,887 posts

218 months

Tuesday 9th July 2013
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JonRB said:
TheHeretic said:
Huh?
I just think it's odd that an employer concerns themselves whether their employees are in a relationship or not. If a client asked me if I was in a relationship I'd tell them it was none of their fking business.

Anyway, regardless of Whereami trying to "disprove" me, the fact remains that I know at least 10 programmers who are married which rather disproves the statement "who's ever heard of a programmer having a wife?". QED. Let's move on, shall we?
Who's concerned? Who's 'disproving'? (Do you mean disapproving?)

I think you need to lighten up a little, FWIW I could claim to be a programmer, that's my background, and I'm married to a programmer.

TheHeretic

73,668 posts

256 months

Tuesday 9th July 2013
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WhereamI said:
FWIW I could claim to be a programmer, that's my background, and I'm married to a programmer.

WhereamI

6,887 posts

218 months

Tuesday 9th July 2013
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smile

Before that I was starting to think I'd made a mistake thinking this was a joke thread....

JonRB

74,615 posts

273 months

Tuesday 9th July 2013
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WhereamI said:
Who's 'disproving'? (Do you mean disapproving?)
No, I meant disproving. As in disproving the statement "who's ever heard of a programmer having a wife?"

Anyway, no matter; I suffered a momentary sense of humour failure over the fact I'm kinda sick of stereotypes, but let's move on and get back with the amusement.

But it's try and laugh with each other than at each other? hippy


K12beano

20,854 posts

276 months

Wednesday 10th July 2013
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You know Halifax say they offer a mortgage to a buyer every three minutes?

Well, first of course, it would be more helpful if they offered money in return for a mortgage FROM that buyer........


....but it does worry me that the poor chap doesn't get to sleep at night - well not for more than two minutes and fifty nine seconds at a time.

Silver Smudger

3,299 posts

168 months

Thursday 11th July 2013
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Dr Jekyll

23,820 posts

262 months

Thursday 11th July 2013
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How do you distinguish a chemistry student from a business student?

Ask them to pronounce 'unionised'.

S6PNJ

5,183 posts

282 months

Thursday 11th July 2013
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Dr Jekyll said:
How do you distinguish a chemistry student from a business student?

Ask them to pronounce 'unionised'.
It was a chemist and a plumber on Sunday rolleyes

Disco You

3,685 posts

181 months

Thursday 11th July 2013
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Dr Jekyll said:
How do you distinguish a chemistry student from a business student?

Ask them to pronounce 'unionised'.
Posted on Sunday, and also in the SC thread... try harder next time.

MartG

20,695 posts

205 months

Sunday 14th July 2013
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Battering ram smile


simonrockman

6,861 posts

256 months

Sunday 14th July 2013
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Silver Smudger said:
Pistonheads: I eat my donuts with custard.

simonrockman

6,861 posts

256 months

Sunday 14th July 2013
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MartG said:
Battering ram smile

are you battering the ram so that you can have it with your chips?

Morningside

24,111 posts

230 months

Sunday 14th July 2013
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Anyone else noticed that on BBCs iPlayer the volume bar goes up to 11?

MiniMan64

16,942 posts

191 months

Sunday 14th July 2013
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Morningside said:
Anyone else noticed that on BBCs iPlayer the volume bar goes up to 11?
Welcome to 2008.

RedLeicester

6,869 posts

246 months

Sunday 14th July 2013
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MiniMan64 said:
Morningside said:
Anyone else noticed that on BBCs iPlayer the volume bar goes up to 11?
Welcome to 2008.
2007 wink

ajprice

27,539 posts

197 months

Monday 15th July 2013
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xRIEx

8,180 posts

149 months

Monday 15th July 2013
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ajprice said:
That's really raised a chuckle hehe

ZesPak

24,435 posts

197 months

Monday 15th July 2013
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simonrockman said:
Pistonheads: I eat my donuts with custard.
... in my car.

ajprice

27,539 posts

197 months

Monday 15th July 2013
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xRIEx said:
That's really raised a chuckle hehe
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