Geek Jokes

[marshalla]

[RizzoTheRat]

Took me a moment but that's brilliant

[ZesPak]

marshalla said:

That's amazing! Top points for spotting that as well!

[TheEnd]

Aw, how sweet!

[Strangely Brown]

Glucose? I thought table sugar was C12H22O11?

[kowalski655]

That probably wouldnt fit on a number plate

[ChemicalChaos]

Strangely Brown said:

Glucose? I thought table sugar was C12H22O11?

That's sucrose. The numberplate in the picture is glucose.

[Strangely Brown]

ChemicalChaos said:

Strangely Brown said:

Glucose? I thought table sugar was C12H22O11?

That's sucrose.

Which is more commonly known as?

ChemicalChaos said:

The numberplate in the picture is glucose.

Isn't that what I said?

[TheEnd]

So why did you say "I thought table sugar was C12H22O11?"

[Strangely Brown]

TheEnd said:

So why did you say "I thought table sugar was C12H22O11?"

Because it is?

[K12beano]

Children please!



Doh - a little more "Journey of the Sorcerer" thank you....

[GrumpyTwig]

once upon a midnight dreary,
while i pron surfed,
weak and weary,
over many a strange and spurious site of ' hot xxx galore'.

While i clicked my fav'rite bookmark,
suddenly there came a warning,
and my heart was filled with mourning,
mourning for my dear amour,

" 'Tis not possible!",
i muttered,
" give me back my free hardcore!"

..... quoth the server, 404.

http://bash.org/?120296

[amancalledrob]

A prominent scientist working on the Large Hadron Collider has been frozen to absolute zero in a freak accident involving a cryogenic gas spill

...according to his colleagues, he's 0k for the time being

[MartG]

[Killer2005]

amancalledrob said:

A prominent scientist working on the Large Hadron Collider has been frozen to absolute zero in a freak accident involving a cryogenic gas spill

...according to his colleagues, he's 0k for the time being

I made a joke along similar lines in a thread a few weeks ago and I don't think anyone noticed

[Blatter]

Killer2005 said:

amancalledrob said:

A prominent scientist working on the Large Hadron Collider has been frozen to absolute zero in a freak accident involving a cryogenic gas spill

...according to his colleagues, he's 0k for the time being

I made a joke along similar lines in a thread a few weeks ago and I don't think anyone noticed

It must be the way you tell 'em

[amancalledrob]

Killer2005 said:

amancalledrob said:

A prominent scientist working on the Large Hadron Collider has been frozen to absolute zero in a freak accident involving a cryogenic gas spill

...according to his colleagues, he's 0k for the time being

I made a joke along similar lines in a thread a few weeks ago and I don't think anyone noticed

I was inspired by an article on www.damninteresting.org titled 'Absolute Zero is 0K'

[K12beano]

I thought it was 18th December 1907.


Suddenly there was ......

[Morningside]

[Silent1]

Morningside said:

That's not 120 degrees... Is it?